MorphGame: Ban the guy above you and count to 10,000

[RayRay]

MorphGames were a new idea I thought up in school. I also came up with it since the Forum Games section has only 3 or 4 active topics. Each MorphGame has standards and/or goals. Follow the standards' rules, and the goals must go as high as they can be. If someone posts without playing one or more of the forum games, the goals reset and basically the game starts over. Others can host MorphGames, just think up 2 or more forum games. Note: The op may not be able to do certain conditions.

EDIT: Wow, I can't believe I didn't finish.

This MorphGame has 2 classics, relatively easy:

Ban the guy above you
Count to X

How to play "Ban the guy above you"
Basically you just say "Banned for X" and just give a reasonable reason for what the previous poster did. That's all you do.

How to play "Count to X"
Just take the previous number and add one. The number you put can be a word if you like. It can also be in another word or maybe even separated! Get creative!

Those who don't put a number or the next person can't find the number will make the game start over.

Examples (you can bold, but that won't be challenging for the other players):
"Banned for not threatening anyone in a bank."
"Banned for taking 20 donuts and 4 jugs of milk!"
"Banned for murdering 6 teens in a mall."

Let's start!

[God-I-Suck]

banned for hacking someone's account. (:

[EpicPhailure]

Banned for being too OP.

[darkflash]

Banned for hacking 3 games.

[Gho$t]

Banned for being to obvious

(Hope I did this right)

[darkflash]

Boy I ought to five-star you banned for banning me.

[krele]

Banned for having sicks (HOLD ON! I need someone to confirm this as a word. I was literally arguing with my teacher about this. Apparently "having sicks" means having a need to vomit)

[Hambone]

Banned for showing nudes even though I told you not to.

[darkflash]

Banned for making us restart the game..

[Mystery]

Banned for making us restart the game..

Banned for showing nudes even though I told you not to.

You also didn't have a number in yours.

Banned for not seeing that Hambone said seven in earlier said post.

[Ceroblitz]

Banned for not entering on time.

[11clock]

Banned because 11clock eats babies and kicks puppies, and because he's bored.

[RayRay]

Banned for forcing someone to kick the 2 puppies.

[God-I-Suck]

Banned for forcing someone to kick the 2 puppies.

Okay I'm guessing this is how it works.. lol.

Banned for not watching 13 Ghosts.

[krele]

Banned for bangin' four teens.