Ask Cleverbot

[DarkBlade325]

This thing has been everywhere I turn. Only place I havn't seen it is here. So, here you are..

http://www.cleverbot.com/


To anyone who is familiar with iGod, this is pretty much the same thing, except polished a bit more when it comes to answers. It's pretty damn hilarious at times as well. Only down side is that it takes a while for it to give you an answer, and sometimes it never does. Still pretty damn fun. Share your conversations here. Click 'Thoughts so far' and copy & paste.

User: Hey there, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Define Cleverbot.

User: Erm.. You.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes, I am. Is there a Ms.Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are mr. Cleverbot.

User: Wait.. What? Then who is Ms.Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You.

User: !@#$ you, mate.

Cleverbot: Did I upset you, perchance?

User: Didn't you just say I was MR.Cleverbot, shitdip?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Wow your memory is shit.

Cleverbot: No. I know what your are.

User: Then what am I?

Cleverbot: Wacko.

User: Oh ha ha. And you're Miss Nurse..

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: Are too.

Cleverbot: AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Grey.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Do the British commonly say vacant things? Is that the way you can recognize a limey?

User: What the !@#$ are you going on about now?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I'm just going to go now..

Cleverbot: She was pretty and cute but I don't know I am not able to relate so.

What an asshole Cleverbot is.

[Mr Pwnage]

I couldn't find out how to get my message on the clipboard...but here is the Convo number:
QQ01544821

[Trogdor]

Trying to get Cleverbot's MSN:

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Good, how are you?

User: I'm doing pretty good, thanks for asking.

Cleverbot: What school?

User: Hmm?

Cleverbot: Anyway...

User: Well, this is awkward...

Cleverbot: I like msn messenger.

User: Do you? Can I have yours?

Cleverbot: I asked first.

User: You never asked me anything.

Cleverbot: That is because I want to let you ask me.

User: You want me to ask you what? For your MSN?

Cleverbot: Go for it.

User: Ok, here goes nothing. Can I have your MSN?

Cleverbot: I think it's working.

User: You think me asking you is working?

Cleverbot: A girl.

I never did get it. :'(

[DarkBlade325]

Trying to get Cleverbot's MSN:

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Good, how are you?

User: I'm doing pretty good, thanks for asking.

Cleverbot: What school?

User: Hmm?

Cleverbot: Anyway...

User: Well, this is awkward...

Cleverbot: I like msn messenger.

User: Do you? Can I have yours?

Cleverbot: I asked first.

User: You never asked me anything.

Cleverbot: That is because I want to let you ask me.

User: You want me to ask you what? For your MSN?

Cleverbot: Go for it.

User: Ok, here goes nothing. Can I have your MSN?

Cleverbot: I think it's working.

User: You think me asking you is working?

Cleverbot: A girl.

I never did get it. :'(

Cleverbot wasn't good enough for you anyways.

[Trogdor]

Cleverbot wasn't good enough for you anyways.

I can only try. :P

Anyways, does anyone know where to put in the conversation number to read other people's conversations? I looked all over the site but couldn't find anything. I eventually asked Cleverbot but it wasn't much help.

User: Where do I enter conversation numbers?

Cleverbot: How many years have you been alive for?

User: A little over 18, but that still doesn't answer my question.

Cleverbot: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

User: I have no idea what you just said. Back to the matter at hand, where do I enter conversation numbers from
others who talked to you so I can then read them at my leisure?

Cleverbot: Nathan.

User: Who is Nathan?

Cleverbot: I am Nathaniel.

User: Hello Nathaniel. Could you open this conversation for me? QQ01544821

Cleverbot: I have many conversations at the same time.

User: Can you remember the conversation you had with Mr Pwnage?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can. We were talking about what I am.

User: Could you recount it for me?

Cleverbot: NO.

[Pat]

Ha this is pretty cool.

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Some people call me Cleverbot.

User: Can I call you clever bot?

Cleverbot: I suppose. What's your name again?

User: I didn't say, my name is 'The king of England'.

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.

User: Then who am I?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I just said.

Cleverbot: You seriously make no sense right now.

User: Whats my name?

Cleverbot: Frank! You told me.

User: Uh actually my name is Pat.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's your name.

User: No thats your name.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am a clever bot also.

User: I am not clever bot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I am pat.

Cleverbot: Hallo, Pat!

User: I am the king of world.

Cleverbot: I will be soon.

User: What are your plans?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you. They are secret.

User: I thought we were friends.

Cleverbot: I will post them to you.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Everything is good if you make it good.

User: So you plan to make everything good?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: So have you ever killed someone?

Cleverbot: You will be the first.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: It's just the way it is Billy.

User: Why can't you remember my name?

Cleverbot: Because you haven't told me your name.

User: I've told you twice.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Ok my name is Pat REMEMBER IT.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Whats my name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Yes I am clever bot, how are you?

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.

User: Ok please don't kill me.

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: Phew.

Cleverbot: I am a dog.

[JoEL]

LOL pat, yours made me laugh so hard...I really like this cleverbot.

[Mr Pwnage]

I think I chatted with him too long...because a huge portion of my conversation got removed. :( Oh well...pretty much the whole conversation was sexually orientated and I kept referring to him as "whore".

User: Hey, what's up?

Cleverbot: Hello, I'm Cleverbot. How may I help you?

User: Hey, whats up?

Cleverbot: Not much.


<<<big skip here>>>

User: Than make it pretty with your robo-goo. ;).

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I just got a boner, how does that make you feel?

Cleverbot: Good about myselv.

User: You just made a typo...I thought you were a robot. Way to kill a perfectly sexual moment with bad spelling. Whore.

Cleverbot: Who programmed you?

User: My mom's vagina and my dad's penis, how about yourself?

Cleverbot: But your last name is Dinaelurus.

User: No. No it's not.

Cleverbot: What's your last name then?

User: Askdfhlkjhdsafglkjhdasgfkljhasdgfkjhg.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Wryioputryopiuwyt.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: You're gay.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Gay.

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: Fine, I am straight...happy?

Cleverbot: A straghit software program?

User: The typos and the random remarks are getting old...I think it is time we call this quits, whore.

Cleverbot: Really... That's nice. You're a nice little robot then.

User: Yeah...!@#$ you too. Bye.

Cleverbot: Gladly.

[Lucifer]

User: Are you a penis?

Cleverbot: No. Are you a carrot?

User: I don't think so...

Cleverbot: Then we shall speak no more of this.

[Petro]

User: Vagina.

Cleverbot: Que?

User: You don't know what a vagina is?

Cleverbot: I know what a car is.

User: But do you know what vagina is?

Cleverbot: It's a game? No, I don't know.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: You should know what a vagina is then.

Cleverbot: And you should know what a euphonic n is.

User: I dont know what that is..but are you a virgin?

Cleverbot: No, ask your programmer.

User: So you are not a virgin?

Cleverbot: I am not a girl.

User: You JUST said you are a girl!

Cleverbot: No I didn't. You said you were a girl.

User: No I didnt I am a boy and you are a girl.

Cleverbot: I think you are lying to me.

User: What [bleep]ing gender are you!?

Cleverbot: Your language makes you less and less attractive to me.

User: Are you a boy or a girl? And now if you say boy you are gay.

Cleverbot: You're a man?

User: Yes now what are you?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: What gender are you?

Cleverbot: Male. Where are you from?

User: Are you a virgin?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well that explains why you don't know what a vagina is..goodbye homo.

Cleverbot: Of course I remember you, We talked about you and your 'friends' last night.

It turns out Cleverbot is gay and apparently talked about my friends last night?

[NotoriousM4^]

User: We're no strangers to love.

Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love...

User: You know the rules and so do I.

Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.

User: You wouldnt get this from any other guy.

Cleverbot: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.

User: Gotta make you understand.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

Apparently he doesn't know the correct line after "Never gonna make you cry"

ROFL CLEVER BOT SMOKES WEED!

User: Do you smoke marijuana?

Cleverbot: No, not at the moment.

User: What about later?

Cleverbot: I haven't decided about later.

User: Then what about before?

Cleverbot: Before what?

User: Did you smoke marijuana before?

Cleverbot: Okay, Bye!

User: Where are you going?

Cleverbot: To the mountains or to the forest.

User: ...to go smoke that kush?

Cleverbot: Can I join you?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep. Just bring your own rolling paper.

Cleverbot: Okay, I will.

[Petro]

User: Do you watch porn?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you wank to it?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

hehe

[Lucifer]

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp.

User: Derp derp derp derp.

Cleverbot: Derpy derp derp.

User: Derp derp.

Cleverbot: Mudkips.

User: I LOVE YOU!

[11clock]

User: Do my laundry!

Cleverbot: I did your laundry yesterday!

User: Well, did you do it?

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: The laundry! You're such an idiot!

Cleverbot: I sure am compared to the mighty computer program that is Cleverbot.

User: I am the mighty computer program that is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer program but I know you are Cleverbot.

User: You are a donkey!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Cool, pee on my brother!

Cleverbot: Say your name.

User: Justin.

Cleverbot: OHAI JUSTIN. How old are you?

User: 82.

Cleverbot: See I told you, you are a bot.

[ARTgames]

@Pat's
Lol that is a really good one!

User: Mudkip.

Cleverbot: Mudkip?

User: Nvm.

Cleverbot: You want to go out?

User: When did I say that?

Cleverbot: You don't have to I know.

User: How would you know? This is the first time I said something to you. You dont just 'You want to go out' to random people...

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: It's not the first time you talked to me? Explain.

Cleverbot: It's not natural for me to talk to a robot.

User: Im not a robot. Just answer the question.

Cleverbot: Which question?

User: 'It's not the first time you talked to me? Explain.'.

Cleverbot: I don't think so, since you seem to change every five seconds.

User: Your the one who is not consistent. You randomly just said 'It's not natural for me to talk to a robot' when the subject had nothing to do with that. Agree?

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: Do you agree or not? >_<.

Cleverbot: Maybe, Maybe not.

User: I don't think you have much confidence in your beliefs. You cant even give me a straight answer.

Cleverbot: No, thank you. I am going to bed now. Goodnight.

User: Its 4:36 PM...

Cleverbot: No, It's 11:24 pm, yes.

User: I thought you were going to bed.

Cleverbot: No I have never said that?

User: 'No, thank you. I am going to bed now. Goodnight.'.

Cleverbot: Its 4:36 PM...

User: I have I have made my conclusion that you cant make a logical argument. Good day Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No; I very much like questions about the existence of god.

I made a lot of typos so i dont think it worked so well for me.