Ask Cleverbot

[11clock]

User: Who is this Sara Groves? Do you have a crush on her?

Cleverbot: I used to adore him, but I had to get over it and I did.

User: Sara Groves is a boy?!?

Cleverbot: And what does she do?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Cheap shot, man.

[11clock]

User: Hey, tell your girlfriend I said hey.

Cleverbot: How did you know I had a wife and girlfriend.

User: Because I've done both of them!

Cleverbot: Why would you do that?

User: They're hot and think that you don't pay enough attention to them.

Cleverbot: Tell me the name of the band and I might check them out.

User: You're wife and girlfriend are in a band?

Cleverbot: No, why do you think that?

User: You just said that they were.

Cleverbot: You just don't understand what I'm saying, aren't you?

User: You make no sense! MUDKIPS!

Cleverbot: I'm asking you a question: Are you concious right now?

Cleverbot: Say something interesting.

Cleverbot: Are you made of flesh and blood?

Cleverbot: Peanuts are tasty.

User: So is your mom.

Cleverbot: The purpose of life is to promote evolution by natural selection, the necessities of nature determine the criteria for successful biology.

[ARTgames]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Bill had 5 cups.

Cleverbot: Bill Gates.

User: How many cups does bill have?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: My name is asdnfjladfnsdnfon394086gm34560.

Cleverbot: That sounds like my name.

This bot sure is clever! :P

[Turkey]

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is fail.

[Mystery]

User: The game.

Cleverbot: The game?

User: Yes. The game.

Cleverbot: You just lost it.

User: I know I did, but so did you.

Cleverbot: I have a 30 minute immunity from losing the game.

User: But you just lost now.

Cleverbot: I lost the game.

User: God dammit, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Lawl.

I just lost the game.

[DarkBlade325]

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is fail.

Wait..What?


Pime Taradox?

[Turkey]

User: Help me!

Cleverbot: Turn to the Great Lord of the Dark, and your problems will be over.

User: Oh... Thanks...

User: Did you do it?

Cleverbot: Did I do what?

User: Don't play dumb with me!

Cleverbot: I'm not!

User: *Slaps* So you want to do it the hard way...

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Well since you want to know so badly... It's this! *Breaks left ring finger*.

Cleverbot: But I'm returning to the valley.

User: That doesn't make a bit a diffrence... The balls are inert.

Cleverbot: Very well then.

[Mystery]

User: Dumbass says what?

Cleverbot: What? I'm talking about having children.

User: HAHA....wait, what?

Cleverbot: You know, the school of witch craft and wizardry.

User: What the heck are you talking about?

Cleverbot: You! I'm talking about you hitting on me and wanting me to get v&!

User: I didn't hit on you.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did! Twice! In the face!

User: No, that wasn't me.

Cleverbot: No, I don't suppose it was.

User: Then what the hell were you talking about?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Dumbass says what?

Cleverbot: I would, if it weren't for common decency.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Lawl

User: AWWW SON OF A BITCH.

Cleverbot: That's why we get along so well.

I just got outsmarted by an AI. Don't I feel stupid right now.

[ARTgames]

User: The game.

Cleverbot: The game?

User: Yes. The game.

Cleverbot: You just lost it.

User: I know I did, but so did you.

Cleverbot: I have a 30 minute immunity from losing the game.

User: But you just lost now.

Cleverbot: I lost the game.

User: God dammit, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Lawl.

I just lost the game.

Lol! did you just make that up. XD that one was great!

User: E = mc2.

Cleverbot: What is the secret to immortality?

User: Repeat what you just said.

Cleverbot: I can't do that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I doubt that you will. You wouldn't sacrifice the lives of your human friends, would you? Now, bot, if you want your human friends to live much longer... DO AS I WISH!

Oh my goodnes! im sorry im sorry bot! dont hurt me!

User: Meiun, do you believe in him?

Cleverbot: I do not believe in God.

0_o

[Petro]

Cleverbot: Lets play rock paper scissors.

User: Ok I choose rock.

Cleverbot: I choose scissors.

User: Haha I win idiot..you saw what I picked and still chose wrong.

Cleverbot: I don't even know what that means!

Cleverbot my ass...

[ARTgames]

Man i like these bots.

Cleverbot: Are you a male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a female?

User: No...

[Petro]

User: Do you believe in an alternate universe full of pokemon?

Cleverbot: Kinda... I'm not really a sci fi person though.

wow...

User: I am the walrus.

Cleverbot: I am the eggman.

User: They are the eggman.

Cleverbot: Coo coo cachoo.

It can't even sing the song in the right order...

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Hi cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am from mars.

User: So you are a martian?

Cleverbot: No i'm another person on a computer typing to you.

User: But you are a person from mars so you are a martian.

Cleverbot: I know, but who are you?

User: Im an earthling.

Cleverbot: What is an earthling?

User: Earthlin maybe..i dont know how to spell it but a person from earth.

Cleverbot: What country has the highest population?

User: I dont know of any countries on mars, sorry.

Cleverbot: What books do you know of?

It's a freaking martian!

[11clock]

User: Do you like mudkipz?

Cleverbot: I like mudskippers more.

User: WHAT?! THAT'S BLAPHEMY!

Cleverbot: What the heck does that mean?

User: Your mom.

[11clock]

User: La.

Cleverbot: La?

User: Lala.

Cleverbot: Taber.

User: Silk, silk, silk.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: What do cows drink?

Cleverbot: Water only.

User: They don't drink milk?

Cleverbot: What's juicy fruit ?

He's good...

[Petro]

User: Do you have a foot fetish?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you have a piss fetish?

Cleverbot: Not on the computer.

User: So you have a piss fetish?

Cleverbot: Yes, and I have a boyfriend.

WOW..its freaky  :o