Obvious Product Warnings/Instructions!

[11clock]

Some companies think we are idiots...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o39Et0oS1bU

[ARTgames]

That's because some of us are.

[Scotty]

I'm not saying the world is full of idiots, I'm just recommending that we remove the safety labels off everything and let nature take its course.

[LeGuy]

Has anyone ever seen the movie Idiocracy? Well, I'm beginning to think that that's a fairly accurate representation of the future.

[Kbob32]

I tried swallowing my mattress once, it didnt work so well.

but that was because I didnt read the label, now I read the label on everything to protect myself.  *winks and gives thumbs up*

[Scotty]

I tried swallowing my mattress once, it didnt work so well.

but that was because I didnt read the label, now I read the label on everything to protect myself.  *winks and gives thumbs up*

/pat-pat-pat

Here son, this powder is called Ajax, tastes just like chicken.

[Mr Pwnage]

I tried swallowing my mattress once, it didnt work so well.

but that was because I didnt read the label, now I read the label on everything to protect myself.  *winks and gives thumbs up*

/pat-pat-pat

Here son, this powder is called Ajax, tastes just like chicken.

You mother !@#$er! Where did my esophagus go?!

[Meiun]

The sad thing is that there are plenty of people who are either A) idiots, or B) greedy little bitches who will look for any excuse or loophole that can allow them to sue.

[Lucifer]

The sad thing is that there are plenty of people who are either A) idiots, or B) greedy little bitches who will look for any excuse or loophole that can allow them to sue.

DUDE, THERE WAS NO !@#$ING WARNING THAT CURSING WAS ALLOWED ON THIS FORUM!!1
/SUE.

I laughed at #8.

[ARTgames]

I'm not saying the world is full of idiots, I'm just recommending that we remove the safety labels off everything and let nature take its course.

Oh it does. Its there for meiuns choice B.

[EpicPhailure]

Has anyone ever seen the movie Idiocracy? Well, I'm beginning to think that that's a fairly accurate representation of the future.

You have entered the name "Not Sure." Is this correct, Not Sure?

[Mr Pwnage]

I'm not saying the world is full of idiots, I'm just recommending that we remove the safety labels off everything and let nature take its course.

May I recommend America adopts the Spartan child birth inspection process? (If you all know what I mean. ;))

[LeGuy]

Has anyone ever seen the movie Idiocracy? Well, I'm beginning to think that that's a fairly accurate representation of the future.

You have entered the name "Not Sure." Is this correct, Not Sure?

Uh... What?

[EpicPhailure]

Has anyone ever seen the movie Idiocracy? Well, I'm beginning to think that that's a fairly accurate representation of the future.

You have entered the name "Not Sure." Is this correct, Not Sure?

Uh... What?

Only one of the best lines in that movie.

[SoulKeepz]

Only one of the best lines in that movie.

The best. Besides the Brawndo ads.