Would You Rather...?

[LeGuy]

Given the choice, I would shoot myself first. However, since that is not the case, I'd do the second one. While both ugly, the first one also looks mentally unstable and might very well kill me.

Would you rather always have a boner, (Awkward in public.) or never have a boner? (...No sex.)

[Scotty]

Would you rather always have a boner, (Awkward in public.) or never have a boner? (...No sex.)

Several years ago I contemplated that very question, here's a photo of me thinking about it:


Would you rather screw your dick or a testicle to a wooden coffee table?

[WanMan]

Would you rather screw your dick or a testicle to a wooden coffee table?

Dick because testicles are much more sensitive and maybe could be repaired lol xD

[Ciro]

*not impressed*



YET ANOTHER FAILURE!


Would Scotty rather get a Sex change or just have his balls cut off?

[Scotty]

Would Scotty rather get a Sex change or just have his balls cut off?

I always did want tits, I'd never leave my room.

Would you rather spray lighter fluid on your genitals and light them on fire whilst masturbating or use your expensive pampered chef cutlery to fillet your genitals, knowing that they can be surgically pieced back together at no cost to you?

[foG]

you guys have issues :D

[Scotty]

you guys have issues :D

I'm going to have to choose that I got issues, given the choices.

Would you rather use a band-saw to chop off your goods, or voluntarily become a quadriplegic?

[WanMan]

Paralyzed please!

Would you rather...

Have sex with your granny or grandma or both? :o

[Ciro]

Wtf's the difference between your granny and your grandma?


You've reached an alltime fail Wan. Seriously.

And, also, even if you still have "your goods", you won't be able to feel or masturbate. So... what's the point?

Screw Quad, I'd rather have "my goods" cut off.

[crozier]

Screw Quad, I'd rather have "my goods" cut off.

Gender: Female

... Um ok...
I have no clue what the difference so granny.
Would you rather kill a man (who has 2 kids and his wife dies) for 1,000,000 bucks and not get caught or not?
Also ciro can not answer this next one cause she wants to kill everyone none the less.

[LeGuy]

Definitely wouldn't. If you're the kind of person that would kill someone for money, then you're probably the kind of person who would then kill themselves when they realize that they are no happier than before.

Would you rather be unattractive, fat, and friendless, but totally rich - or gorgeous, fit, and surrounded by loving companions, but somewhat poor.

Oh, and this is in some parallel universe where people don't pretend to be your friend for money. You can only buy material posessions with your wealth.

[Scotty]

or gorgeous, fit, and surrounded by loving companions, but somewhat poor.

Easy answer, as I already am!

Would you rather chop off your junk or cut out Ciro's junk?

[stick d00d]

It would hurt to chop off my own and nasty to cut someone elses out >_< soooo idk, I guess I'd go with option 2..

Would you rather have sex with Rosie O' Donnel(sp?) or a sumo wrestler?

[Scotty]

Would you rather have sex with Rosie O' Donnel(sp?) or a sumo wrestler?

I'd rather poor sulfuric acid on my cock then sleep with Rosie, so a Sumo Wrestler is gonna have to lose his anal virginity!

Speaking of Rosie, would you rather set her on fire or Michael Moore?

[Ciro]

It would hurt to chop off my own and nasty to cut someone elses out >_< soooo idk, I guess I'd go with option 2..

Would you rather have sex with Rosie O' Donnel(sp?) or a sumo wrestler?

I'll be sure to call you when I'm ready for my tubes tied....




I'd rather burn Rosie, just put her out of her misery D:


Would you rather have a pet Anole or a pet Chinese Mantis?