Let's talk about the stupid things we did or thought when we were new to Stick Online.
When I saw a bunny for the first time I thought it was a sheep.
I didn't even think it was online at first. Reason is, I found it on yoyogames off another game called "Blobbz Online" or something. Now I don't know how many of you have played it, but basically it was a joke game that was single player that tried to trick you into thinking it was online. So I basically entered stick online thinking the same thing?
I thought the Great Sword was actually the short sword. So when I saved all my money to buy one, I was like wtf!
I didn't know crouch-jumping existed back then.
You can guess how that turned out.
when i thought robmarinade was the shit
Well i thought the game was broken the first time i KOed and i was sitting there till i spawned.
Stupid thing I did in my noobie days of so2? Chose the SS over the Hammer when offered a choice between Starting weapons. proceeded to kill more than 500 BBB to get WH.
Quote from: Seifer on April 02, 2010, 08:35:00 PM
Stupid thing I did in my noobie days of so2? Chose the SS over the Hammer when offered a choice between Starting weapons. proceeded to kill more than 500 BBB to get WH.
What? You got to choose what to start out with?
Quote from: Seifer on April 02, 2010, 08:35:00 PM
Stupid thing I did in my noobie days of so2? Chose the SS over the Hammer when offered a choice between Starting weapons. proceeded to kill more than 500 BBB to get WH.
I clearly remember you, randomly yelling, when I got my first wooden hammer.
Yes, Me, Chaos and Jake were given the option of a Dagger, Short Sword or Wooden Hammer to start off with. This was a week before any of you were even allowed online.
And that sounds very reasonable Red October.
I bitched on the forums about Dakota invisi-spawnkilling me. Fun times!
Quote from: DivineLegend on April 02, 2010, 07:51:50 PM
when i thought robmarinade was the shit
Rob still is the shit!
When i first started i was getting pwned by narutofox who said you have to get to the bridge then he'd stop attacking me but i couldn't get there cause he was whipping me :P. So someone else i forgot name wooped his butt and i made it to noobland.
I have a whole list. So brace yourself...
I wanted to reach max level without using any weapons ever.
After being slapped in the face for that, I wanted to get a GS by hunting BBBs.
I wanted to hunt BBBs to surpass max lvl.
I wanted to be friends with EVERYONE in game.
I wanted to be a superhero.
I wanted The Yoshi Clan to be an active clan for once.
I wanted to be a GM.
I thought blobs were friendly the first time I saw one.
This isn't stupid on my be half................but the first time I logged on ever, i got spawned killed for like 15 minutes :P
Okay - I win.
When I first made my account, I recall a friendly fellow whose name I cannot recall teaching me the basics of gameplay. How to duck jump, punch and kick, things like that. His parting advice to me was, "Oh, and if you see a bunny, don't try to attack it - call for help."
I henceforth concluded that bunnies were ravenous beasts, capable of inflicting great damage, and combat with such a creature would inevitably lead to fiery death. Upon my first encounter with a bunny, I screamed to my fellow stickmen to save me. Later, I learned that they could not even attack.
When I would get bullied, on Looperpuck since I was such a low level, I would tell them "Ima go get on my pure str with a Gs and pwn you" and I would get on my friends account called "Ripped" And he was level 54, With 54 Str, and a GS. And this was waayyy back in the day, when the desert was just new. And I could easily beat any of em' Heh, tsk.tsk.
~Looperpuck
I donated.
I thought AGI was cool.
Quote from: foG on April 03, 2010, 03:47:09 AM
I thought AGI was cool.
It still is to anyone that doesn't have it. lol
Agi =/= pvp
Quote from: Seifer on April 03, 2010, 04:47:02 AM
Agi =/= pvp
^this^
Oh and btw to get my first post you should know that my very first account was pure agi.
Oh yeah...
Pretty sure I stalked Dark Trinity...that is...till she started stalking me.
I got my first account to level 6 and was dying to get over the first two jumps! I couldn't work it out...
Then someone told me that there were actually STATS in this game, I had no clue. They said you needed agility to jump the gap, so I amped up agility to 6 and could make it!
Anyway later on down the track, I realised he bs'd me! you don't need agility to make that jump at all.
edit:
Oh and I also remember when I was around 75 or so, wondering down to noobland and un-equiping my items and pretending to be a noob, then turning pvp on and killing people. Good times.
I was playing with my friend bo-sox and I got a gs drop at lvl 10 or 12 and I had no idea what it was. I was like, bo, theres a big sword on the ground.
I didn't know how to jump, or attack. I had never used the asdw keys in a computer game. I didn't know how to talk either. So I was stuck in the town wondering what to do. Then the next day I asked my friend what to do. Back then my username was Tataran. Tataran is now stuck in the bandits lvl like 10 unactivated.
Quote from: JoEL on April 03, 2010, 10:50:56 AM
Anyway later on down the track, I realised he bs'd me! you don't need agility to make that jump at all.
Well yea, but don't you need to use a speed hat and a jump hat in succession if you only have 1 agi?
if you are going there for the first time, you need to be hammered, but i can use a bandit mask with 1 agi to jump the pits. i can use frog and bandit to jump the bigone in desert, though it takes a couple tries
Since i made NamelessHobo during the easter event last year, i got a bbe pretty fast and that got me over :P
I misread candc32's name for candic32 which started a huge rivalry. I also thought that INT was gonna be an important part of the game <.<
I spent like 4 hours trying to play with my friend till I realized I had to port forward.
And the day the colour version came out me and HIJOKE spent like 15 mins trying to break into the Hat Shop.
Quote from: LeGuy on April 02, 2010, 11:57:09 PM
Okay - I win.
When I first made my account, I recall a friendly fellow whose name I cannot recall teaching me the basics of gameplay. How to duck jump, punch and kick, things like that. His parting advice to me was, "Oh, and if you see a bunny, don't try to attack it - call for help."
I henceforth concluded that bunnies were ravenous beasts, capable of inflicting great damage, and combat with such a creature would inevitably lead to fiery death. Upon my first encounter with a bunny, I screamed to my fellow stickmen to save me. Later, I learned that they could not even attack.
haha that is the best story
Somebody told me that you were able to enter inside the closed shops at a certain time at midnight and so I waited a couple hours and stayed up to get in... :(
Quote from: Delicious on April 08, 2010, 08:08:07 PM
Somebody told me that you were able to enter inside the closed shops at a certain time at midnight and so I waited a couple hours and stayed up to get in... :(
Somebody told me you could increase weapon power for an inferno sword by pressing shift+right click.
Quote from: Forum on April 11, 2010, 03:20:43 PM
Quote from: Delicious on April 08, 2010, 08:08:07 PM
Somebody told me that you were able to enter inside the closed shops at a certain time at midnight and so I waited a couple hours and stayed up to get in... :(
Somebody told me you could increase weapon power for an inferno sword by pressing shift+right click.
You...can...
Quote from: Lucifer on April 11, 2010, 03:34:30 PM
Quote from: Forum on April 11, 2010, 03:20:43 PM
Quote from: Delicious on April 08, 2010, 08:08:07 PM
Somebody told me that you were able to enter inside the closed shops at a certain time at midnight and so I waited a couple hours and stayed up to get in... :(
Somebody told me you could increase weapon power for an inferno sword by pressing shift+right click.
You...can...
Yeah, everybody knows that.
I remember being spawn killed by IamZach moment I started playing, and then eventually we became friends. Then when Jiggy first started playing IamZach was spawnkilling him too, and when I told him he was my brother, he was all "OHSHIT". Oh, and also when I was so !@#$ing overjoyed when I got my first weapon. Short sword at level 16. Also, since I joined during Easter, I always tried to kick the bunnies that were being chased by MOBS of people. God, I miss those days already. Oh, and also when the BBB was actually a threat. Old, old shit.
I remember when I kicked Snakeman out of Teh Shmexies.
Good times.
Quote from: Lucifer on April 12, 2010, 12:42:40 PM
I remember when I kicked Snakeman out of Teh Shmexies.
Good times.
Lol! Oh man, Teh Shmexies. Those were the days. And back in the old school era when I was a real newb, The Infernoes. Good times!
between specialboy and i, the battle for head of the elites
Quote from: Lucifer on April 12, 2010, 12:42:40 PM
I remember when I kicked Snakeman out of Teh Shmexies.
Good times.
I remember being a douche-bag and spawn killing people while pretending to be a noob (ie spawn killing with a stick). Than you, snakeman, and a bunch of other snuff monkeys got on my ass and tried to stop me, but ended up being brutally raped in the ass by my skill as I was too fast for your slow fat asses. Ring a bell? :-*
Quote from: Mr Pwnage on April 12, 2010, 07:45:44 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on April 12, 2010, 12:42:40 PM
I remember when I kicked Snakeman out of Teh Shmexies.
Good times.
I remember being a douche-bag and spawn killing people while pretending to be a noob (ie spawn killing with a stick). Than you, snakeman, and a bunch of other snuff monkeys got on my ass and tried to stop me, but ended up being brutally raped in the ass by my skill as I was too fast for your slow fat asses. Ring a bell? :-*
I despise snakeman :X.
I remember getting killed by higher levels at those ninja things..
I despise snake as well, he is scum :P
I remember back when me, Falcon, NeoX, and someone else (sorry for forgetting) started the shadow clan which fell apart after a while, then was slightly revived by Pizzaz and Azza
Quote from: Kbob32 on April 12, 2010, 10:11:40 PM
I despise snake as well, he is scum :P
I remember back when me, Falcon, NeoX, and someone else (sorry for forgetting) started the shadow clan which fell apart after a while, then was slightly revived by Pizzaz and Azza
The guy who you forgot was the middle man :{. Heh.
Mine will top all your ass's!
When i first started playing i got a pair of white bunny ears. i thought it wasnt rare and stuff so i sold it at the shop to buy some weapons....
i still feel stupid to that day :(.
@LeGuy: Your story wins. Epicly xD
@MrPwnage: You wish... Although before you stalked me you swore at me and threatened me, all because I kicked you from the game for spawn killing or something... I don't remember exactly.. lol.
I also thought INT would be useful sometime in the future of SOv2 and had the most INT for a long time...
Also, Snakeman is awesome, stop being trolls.