Never-Ending Story Game!

[11clock]

Just bringing this back. Here is how it works. We are going to make a never-ending story by posting one sentence at a time. Each member will take turns posting sentences that form a story. There are no restrictions for what you can add, but YOU CAN ONLY POST ONE SENTENCE. Also, no open-ended sentences. And you aren't allowed to end the story. First one to post starts!

[crozier]

One day there was a man...

[Trogdor]

...Or maybe he was a dragon-man...

;)

[Ceroblitz]

..that liked to BURNINATE things in his spare time....

[Danimal]

He went by the name, Mayun.

[Torch]

Or maybe he was just TROGDOR.

[hartless!]

But nope he was mayun..

[EpicPhailure]

And he epically phailed.

[Trogdor]

 Despite epically phailing at remembering who he was, thanks to his multiple personality disorder (often thinking he was Mayun, God of SO or Trogdor the Burninator),  this certain dragon-man decided to set out on a quest of epic proportions!

[Torch]

This quest was destined to test him to the limit, but still he ventures out, without looking back.

[EpicPhailure]

The dragon person also had a fetish for big giant epic swords of doom.

[Titan]

He carried 72 with him at a time.

[LeGuy]

One day he woke up to find his bed was floating in the midst of the pacific ocean.

[Ceroblitz]

He then was extremely confused, but quickly realized that his bed was getting soaked, making it heavier.

[EpicPhailure]

So Dragon d00d went back to sleep.