Never-Ending Story Game!

[LeGuy]

He woke up to the realization of the fact that he could no longer breathe, due most likely to the fact that his bed had sunk to the bottom of the Mariana Trench during his blissful slumber.

[Mr Pwnage]

He quickly thrusted to the surface quickly coming to the realization that he needs to quest out to find a female mate.

[crozier]

the man swiftly swam to land but he wasn't wearing any pants...

[LeGuy]

He was in a dilemma - if he purchased some pants, he would have to take them off again before he could mate, but if he continued naked, he might be recognized as a pervert, therefore making mating less likely.

[11clock]

So after thinking a bit he decided to buy some pants.

[LeGuy]

He then proceeded to the nearest city to find a Macy's department store.

[Forum]

Macy's only had womans clothes which he bought and put on (with no care at all), then he continued to a night club...

[crozier]

Police officers then noticed he had not paid for the clothes and they followed him into the night club.

[LeGuy]

He sat down on a chair, ordered a beer, and immediately began flirting with the nearest attractive woman.

[EpicPhailure]

Then, the police burst in with Uzis and randomly sprayed in all directions.

[Mr Pwnage]

Confused, he grabbed the nearest attractive female, undressed her and himself, than bolted out the door like Oprah caught in a KKK meeting.

[Titan]

He then got on a midnight train going anywhere.

[Mr Pwnage]

And made sweet love to her butt on the train.

[LeGuy]

To make a long story short, he got aids.

[Titan]

He then set off to find a cure for AIDS.