Just bringing this back. Here is how it works. We are going to make a never-ending story by posting one sentence at a time. Each member will take turns posting sentences that form a story. There are no restrictions for what you can add, but YOU CAN ONLY POST ONE SENTENCE. Also, no open-ended sentences. And you aren't allowed to end the story. First one to post starts!
One day there was a man...
...Or maybe he was a dragon-man...
;)
..that liked to BURNINATE things in his spare time....
He went by the name, Mayun.
Or maybe he was just TROGDOR.
But nope he was mayun..
And he epically phailed.
Despite epically phailing at remembering who he was, thanks to his multiple personality disorder (often thinking he was Mayun, God of SO or Trogdor the Burninator), this certain dragon-man decided to set out on a quest of epic proportions!
This quest was destined to test him to the limit, but still he ventures out, without looking back.
The dragon person also had a fetish for big giant epic swords of doom.
He carried 72 with him at a time.
One day he woke up to find his bed was floating in the midst of the pacific ocean.
He then was extremely confused, but quickly realized that his bed was getting soaked, making it heavier.
So Dragon d00d went back to sleep.
He woke up to the realization of the fact that he could no longer breathe, due most likely to the fact that his bed had sunk to the bottom of the Mariana Trench during his blissful slumber.
He quickly thrusted to the surface quickly coming to the realization that he needs to quest out to find a female mate.
the man swiftly swam to land but he wasn't wearing any pants...
He was in a dilemma - if he purchased some pants, he would have to take them off again before he could mate, but if he continued naked, he might be recognized as a pervert, therefore making mating less likely.
So after thinking a bit he decided to buy some pants.
He then proceeded to the nearest city to find a Macy's department store.
Macy's only had womans clothes which he bought and put on (with no care at all), then he continued to a night club...
Police officers then noticed he had not paid for the clothes and they followed him into the night club.
He sat down on a chair, ordered a beer, and immediately began flirting with the nearest attractive woman.
Then, the police burst in with Uzis and randomly sprayed in all directions.
Confused, he grabbed the nearest attractive female, undressed her and himself, than bolted out the door like Oprah caught in a KKK meeting.
He then got on a midnight train going anywhere.
And made sweet love to her butt on the train.
To make a long story short, he got aids.
He then set off to find a cure for AIDS.
Quote from: Titan on October 06, 2009, 06:32:33 PM
He then set off to find a cure for AIDS.
He accidentally tripped and fell on a needle in his lab which cured his AIDS, but gave him a completely new STD never known by man nor dragon.
He then goes to the doctor.
All while he bleeds out from his kidneys where the needle punctured him.
The doctor fixes his wound, but says "WeLl, YoU hAvE To tAke THhies MEdgicatioen 8122 tiimaes a wekk ffoer a daky!" quite strangley and the dragon-man was unsure about this doctor.
So Dragonman burninated him.
And set off to find a cure for his new STD condition when......
~Looperpuck
Captain Falcon fell from the sky and falcon-punched our dragon hero in the balls while letting out a "Show me ya' moves!".
The dragon man was so pissed by now, he grabbed captain falcon and ripped off his nuts, shoved them down his throat, and burninated him.
That's when the police arrived.
But they gave Dragond00d a pistol and told him to use it wisely.
So he set off on an epic adventure to save the princess from an evil monster.
To make a long story short, he found and shot the evil monster with his newly acquired pistol, but instead of finding a princess, he met a short fellow with a large white head covered in red polka-dots.
"THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME, BUT THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE."
And so, the Dragonman said "!@#$ it." and he completely destroyed the castle.
He went to town to ask which castle the princess was in... and for some ammo.
When the first citizen he asked wasn't aware of the princess's location, he blew up the town with a nuclear missile.
out of the survivors was a 9 year old boy, which he then raised as his own.
When the boy got older and grew a mustache, the dragon-man sent him on the quest to save the princess.
sadly the princess died many years ago...
Dragondude went to her grave to say his final goodbyes.
The boy that Dragondude raised, came by and told him that he wants to pursue his dream of making the world's largest mustache club.
And so, Dragond00d encouraged him.
In a sudden bi-polar moment, Dragond00d turned on his raised son and shoved a dildo up his butt, than burninated him.
Dragod00d then cried because of his wrong doings.
And then Dragond00d went to a Catholic priest to pay up.
But while walking up the platform to the priest, he tripped and his horns went right up the priests butthole and killed him.
That's when the police arrived (again).
Deeply remorseful of his horrific actions, he allowed the police to take him to jail.
When he got out he deiceded to take up arts and crafts.
That wasn't right for him, because dragond00d had large, muscular hands and he couldn't hold scissors.
They were, however, the perfect size for the battle axe he always kept in his back pocket.
So he shoved his battle axe up his butt and killed himself.
In Heaven, there was Jesus waiting for him. Jesus saw that Dragond00d was clearly lost, so he pointed him in the right way, Straight down.
Dragondude, however, started swinging his battle axe around his head so quickly that he was able to fly helicopter style over the Pearly Gates.
Then, an alarm went off and Dragond00d noticed some AA cannons turning in his direction.
He quickly took out the 50-ton nuclear missle he always kept in his left shoe and hurled it at the turrets.
That's when the Heaven Police arrived.
They sent him to hell, and once he arrived, Satan began to shove foreign objects up his butt.
One of these objects was a wormhole bomb. Dragondude imploded into himself, and exploded into existence in a parallel universe.
In this parallel universe he soon succumbed to its quirky physics, in which he no longer existed as Dragon-man, but rather, Man-dragon.
Instead of being a man with dragon powers, he was a dragon with man powers. Needless to say, he had lost his incredible fire breathing abilities, speed, strength, and reflexes.
Then, d00dDragon realized he was floating in space.
So he suffocated and died (again).
And then a giant space whale named Monstro came and devoured his remains.
Quote from: EpicPhailure on October 09, 2009, 07:54:44 PM
And then a giant space whale named Monstro came and devoured his remains.
But than immediately regurgitated him back to Earth in disgust, due to the abundant number of dildos lofted in his lower intestine.
And then he floated into an alternate universe to the parallel universe.
So he went on an adventure to explore the new world to find things he could use to pleasure his rectal canal.
Unfortunately, he found nothing... and returned home.
He found in his home a sparkly vampire and a werewolf.
Being of neither "team", he promptly proceeds to shred, maim, and burninate both, and then destroys any and all paraphernalia associated to a certain book series.
Then, a certain author of the certain book series walks up to Dragond00d and sues Dragond00d.
Battle!
Phoenix Wright uses Obnoxiously Rude Pointing! It does 29438 points of damage!
Obnoviously Rude Pointing has inflicted Contempt of Court on Dragond00d!
A giant anvil fell on the courthouse!
And in a bizarre chance of physics, landed in the dragon's butthole.
The end.
However it is not the end, but only the beginning...
More specifically, the beginning of the unendurable pain he will experience with his next bowel movement.
For days, it drags on, unbearable. A skunk walks up, and runs away from the smell.
He decided to make a visit to his local Ass-Doctor in hopes of removing the anvil from his moneymaker.
The doctor, however, turns out to be...sided with the mafia!
Now I'm lost in this story. Is this now about the dragon man or a skunk?
All of a sudden, the planet blasted into peices, causing a chain reaction that unraveled the the laws of quantum physics, disrupted the space-time-continuum, resulting in a terrific whiplash shock of destruction back and forward in time. Thus, the entirety of time itself was ripped to peices. The last working laws of physics deteriorated past recognition warping space and energy out of proportion. The resulting energy ball imploded, forming a super-singularity(gravity, time, density, mass, energy) which focused all matter, space, and the remainders of reality itself into a speck the size of a pinhead.
Slowly, but surely, the pinhead expanded back to the size the universe is now. Stars formed. Then planets. Astroids, comets, and things that pass for pulsars formed. Stars died, exploded, and were born again. Then, on a lonely planet, near the edge of the galaxy(there was only enough mass left for one galaxy), at a site of terrible radiation, the first water molecule formed. Eventually, that start went nova, but the same thing happened elsewhere. Eventually, on a not-so-lonely planet, a time-paradox caused the events of Creation to recur. Anyway, fast-forward a few thousand years to the information age. The time-paradox stops, signifying that human history ended at the point in time they are now at. Our hero, this time is a girl somewhere in europe who, at the age of 14, gets lost in a forest....
Does that clear things up for you?
Then, Lucifer comes and posts some certain child-appropriate content in which the forum is sued because of.
Quote from: 11clock on December 12, 2009, 08:23:06 PM
Now I'm lost in this story. Is this now about the dragon man or a skunk?
It is about a dragon with an anvil in it's ass, hence smelling like a skunk.
There was no explanation for the actions done against Robert, and none questioned his injuries; in fact, none even noticed the gash running from his left ear to his jaw, who was the one under greater peril...? [just starting another timeline with another character... have them meet in some event later, but establish this person's personality first]
~Aqua
Robert was 700 years old, the only immortal man in this new universe, and he was a criminal mastermind the likes of which the world had never seen before.
His favorite foods were shish kebabs
and he also thought kbob32 was slightly attractive.
When all of a sudden, Kbob gave Robert an autographed picture of himself
Robert framed the picture, put it under a dim candle-lit circus tent full of mirrors and charged people a $5 admission fee to see "the amazing human shish kebab."
Quote from: leviofoley on March 08, 2010, 09:24:39 PM
Robert framed the picture, put it under a dim candle-lit circus tent full of mirrors and charged people a $5 admission fee to see "the amazing human shish kebab."
Robert then got online on his PC and revived dead threads on his favorite forum.
Quote from: Yankyal on November 14, 2010, 11:13:45 PM
Quote from: leviofoley on March 08, 2010, 09:24:39 PM
Robert framed the picture, put it under a dim candle-lit circus tent full of mirrors and charged people a $5 admission fee to see "the amazing human shish kebab."
Robert then got online on his PC and revived dead threads on his favorite forum.
He got a name change to Ass Ketchup and started on his quest to catch em all.
Then a wild Munchlax ate him. : D
Quote from: RayRay on January 05, 2011, 09:35:16 PM
Then a wild Munchlax ate him. : D
And then spit him out on top of Misty...
Then Chuck Norris roundhoused him.
He landed on top of misty again.
then got sily slapped by misty.
Ash then had to attend sexual harassment meetings because Misty is a prude.
but then brock came to the rescue