The Fight Game RPG (WINNER: MYSTERY)

[11clock]

Since rocks are pretty much in every area in the game, I won't be revealing them in search results.
I wonder if anyone is drawing out the map as we go along. Don't reveal it if you are!

Turn #10



Jackabomb IX-Jackabomb

You start to climb back up. Keep in mind that if you fail this, you'll die.
2/2
You made it to the top! :D
Adjacent Locations: Desert, Lake

Health: 1/100
Magic: 100/100
Location: Canyon
Items: Rocks
Equips: Shirt, Shorts


Jonathan Flame-YayForLife

You sharpen the rocks.
Adjacent Locations: Ocean

Health: 100/100
Magic: 100/100
Location: Island
Items: Leafless Palm Branch, Sharp Rocks, Dull Rocks, Palm Rope
Equips: Shirt, Shorts


Sir Albert Masson-Mystery

You head to the Forest.
Adjacent Locations: Mountains, Town, Lake

Health: 100/100
Magic: 50/100
Location: Forest
Items: Dull Rock, Shiny Blade
Equips: Shirt, Shorts


Leandro Angland-HamsterPants

You mine for ores.
1/3
Adjacent Locations: Mountains, Snow, Plains

Health: 100/100
Magic: 100/100
Location: Cave, Angland Base
Items: Shirt, Shorts
Equips: Mining Hat, Pickaxe, Shirt, Shorts


Kualsky Hanther-RayRay

You inform TRok that you're going to the cave. (You didn't send a message to him, but this is better than saying you ditch your ally or something.)
Adjacent Locations: Snow, Plains, Mountains

Health: 100/100
Magic: 100/100
Location: Cave
Items: Torn Rope
Equips: Cowboy Hat, Shirt, Shorts
Ally: Ntertain-TRok


Ntertain-TRok

You search the Plains. You find an apple tree and a pig.
Adjacent Locations: River, Desert, Lake, Town, Mountains, Cave

Health: 100/100
Magic: 100/100
Location: Plains
Items: Rusty Dagger, Branches
Equips: Shirt, Shorts
Ally: Kualsky Hanther-RayRay
Buddy: Bob (Health: 100/100; Magic: 100/100; Items: Sack; Equips: Whip, Shirt, Shorts)

[Jackabomb]

Listening to Irish drinking songs is scientifically proven to produce symptoms very much like inebriation(in me anyway), with or without alcohol consumption(I've never touched it, 15yrs old).

Symptoms Including:
Reduced vision
Sense of well-being or accomplishment despite having done nothing(literally)*
extreme excitement for no reason*
inability to walk properly(as opposed to a stumbling drunk, half of my steps become dashes or leaps)*
Depression of logic centers
Interference with decision making process
Occasional twitching/uncontrollable movement*
Sense of happiness for no reason(despite the knowledge that if I don't go to sleep soon, I'll be dead tomorrow)*
Periodic behavioral shifts between the marked symptoms above and the ones below
Extreme sense of euphoria(strange, since I've got nothing about which to feel euphoric and I'm not even sure if I'm using the word correctly)
insight into myself and others
philosophicallism(a state of mind which occasionally occurs to me in which I ponder my life and the interactions with those I care about)


I was not drunk when I wrote this. In any sense of the phrase. If any of you who read this care, then I'm stunned. If any of you read this, I'm satisfied. If any of you actually find any use for this, I might not believe you. If any of you dismiss this as random dicking around or idiocy, then I correctly estimated the average response. This is in every conceivable way un-related to this game. Good night.

[HamsterPants]

Listening to Irish drinking songs is scientifically proven to produce symptoms very much like inebriation(in me anyway), with or without alcohol consumption(I've never touched it, 15yrs old).

Symptoms Including:
Reduced vision
Sense of well-being or accomplishment despite having done nothing(literally)*
extreme excitement for no reason*
inability to walk properly(as opposed to a stumbling drunk, half of my steps become dashes or leaps)*
Depression of logic centers
Interference with decision making process
Occasional twitching/uncontrollable movement*
Sense of happiness for no reason(despite the knowledge that if I don't go to sleep soon, I'll be dead tomorrow)*
Periodic behavioral shifts between the marked symptoms above and the ones below
Extreme sense of euphoria(strange, since I've got nothing about which to feel euphoric and I'm not even sure if I'm using the word correctly)
insight into myself and others
philosophicallism(a state of mind which occasionally occurs to me in which I ponder my life and the interactions with those I care about)


I was not drunk when I wrote this. In any sense of the phrase. If any of you who read this care, then I'm stunned. If any of you read this, I'm satisfied. If any of you actually find any use for this, I might not believe you. If any of you dismiss this as random dicking around or idiocy, then I correctly estimated the average response. This is in every conceivable way un-related to this game. Good night.

tl;dr

[tehrozzy]

Listening to Irish drinking songs is scientifically proven to produce symptoms very much like inebriation(in me anyway), with or without alcohol consumption(I've never touched it, 15yrs old).

Symptoms Including:
Reduced vision
Sense of well-being or accomplishment despite having done nothing(literally)*
extreme excitement for no reason*
inability to walk properly(as opposed to a stumbling drunk, half of my steps become dashes or leaps)*
Depression of logic centers
Interference with decision making process
Occasional twitching/uncontrollable movement*
Sense of happiness for no reason(despite the knowledge that if I don't go to sleep soon, I'll be dead tomorrow)*
Periodic behavioral shifts between the marked symptoms above and the ones below
Extreme sense of euphoria(strange, since I've got nothing about which to feel euphoric and I'm not even sure if I'm using the word correctly)
insight into myself and others
philosophicallism(a state of mind which occasionally occurs to me in which I ponder my life and the interactions with those I care about)


I was not drunk when I wrote this. In any sense of the phrase. If any of you who read this care, then I'm stunned. If any of you read this, I'm satisfied. If any of you actually find any use for this, I might not believe you. If any of you dismiss this as random dicking around or idiocy, then I correctly estimated the average response. This is in every conceivable way un-related to this game. Good night.

tl;dr

N00B question: tl;dr?

[HamsterPants]

Listening to Irish drinking songs is scientifically proven to produce symptoms very much like inebriation(in me anyway), with or without alcohol consumption(I've never touched it, 15yrs old).

Symptoms Including:
Reduced vision
Sense of well-being or accomplishment despite having done nothing(literally)*
extreme excitement for no reason*
inability to walk properly(as opposed to a stumbling drunk, half of my steps become dashes or leaps)*
Depression of logic centers
Interference with decision making process
Occasional twitching/uncontrollable movement*
Sense of happiness for no reason(despite the knowledge that if I don't go to sleep soon, I'll be dead tomorrow)*
Periodic behavioral shifts between the marked symptoms above and the ones below
Extreme sense of euphoria(strange, since I've got nothing about which to feel euphoric and I'm not even sure if I'm using the word correctly)
insight into myself and others
philosophicallism(a state of mind which occasionally occurs to me in which I ponder my life and the interactions with those I care about)


I was not drunk when I wrote this. In any sense of the phrase. If any of you who read this care, then I'm stunned. If any of you read this, I'm satisfied. If any of you actually find any use for this, I might not believe you. If any of you dismiss this as random dicking around or idiocy, then I correctly estimated the average response. This is in every conceivable way un-related to this game. Good night.

tl;dr

N00B question: tl;dr?

too long didn't read*

[tehrozzy]

Listening to Irish drinking songs is scientifically proven to produce symptoms very much like inebriation(in me anyway), with or without alcohol consumption(I've never touched it, 15yrs old).

Symptoms Including:
Reduced vision
Sense of well-being or accomplishment despite having done nothing(literally)*
extreme excitement for no reason*
inability to walk properly(as opposed to a stumbling drunk, half of my steps become dashes or leaps)*
Depression of logic centers
Interference with decision making process
Occasional twitching/uncontrollable movement*
Sense of happiness for no reason(despite the knowledge that if I don't go to sleep soon, I'll be dead tomorrow)*
Periodic behavioral shifts between the marked symptoms above and the ones below
Extreme sense of euphoria(strange, since I've got nothing about which to feel euphoric and I'm not even sure if I'm using the word correctly)
insight into myself and others
philosophicallism(a state of mind which occasionally occurs to me in which I ponder my life and the interactions with those I care about)


I was not drunk when I wrote this. In any sense of the phrase. If any of you who read this care, then I'm stunned. If any of you read this, I'm satisfied. If any of you actually find any use for this, I might not believe you. If any of you dismiss this as random dicking around or idiocy, then I correctly estimated the average response. This is in every conceivable way un-related to this game. Good night.

tl;dr

N00B question: tl;dr?

too long didn't read*

oh haha

[HamsterPants]

Nothing is happening.  ???

[Mystery]

Nothing is happening.  ???

11's just being lazy, I saw him on at least twice yesterday.

[11clock]

Nothing is happening.  ???

11's just being lazy, I saw him on at least twice yesterday.

Actually I have not gotten all results yet. YayForLife is asking questions before submitting his turn.

[tehrozzy]

Sorry bout that guys, i needed to know the state of items in my inventory, turn is sumbmitted now.

[11clock]

The Weekend has started, so the game should be back in full swing! I'm not feeling so well right now, so I'll just post the turn results.

Turn #11



Jackabomb IX-Jackabomb

You start descending the canyon again. Perhaps you won't fall this time? Let's find out.
1/2
So far, so good.
Adjacent Locations: Desert, Lake

Health: 1/100
Magic: 100/100
Location: Canyon, Wall
Items: Rocks
Equips: Shirt, Shorts


Jonathan Flame-YayForLife

Using the Leafless Palm Branch, Palm Rope, and Sharp Rocks you start making a Palm Axe.
1/5
Adjacent Locations: Ocean

Health: 100/100
Magic: 100/100
Location: Island
Items: Dull Rocks
Equips: Leafless Palm Branch, Sharp Rocks, Palm Rope, Shirt, Shorts


Sir Albert Masson-Mystery

You find a long, dislodged tree root and pick it up.
Adjacent Locations: Mountains, Town, Lake

Health: 100/100
Magic: 50/100
Location: Forest
Items: Tree Root, Dull Rock, Shiny Blade
Equips: Shirt, Shorts


Leandro Angland-HamsterPants

You mine for ores.
2/3
Adjacent Locations: Mountains, Snow, Plains

Health: 100/100
Magic: 100/100
Location: Cave, Angland Base
Items: Shirt, Shorts
Equips: Mining Hat, Pickaxe, Shirt, Shorts


Kualsky Hanther-RayRay

You search the cave. You find corpses and footprints that lead into a tunnel. The path looks like it has been recently reconstructed and the corpses have been tampered with.
Adjacent Locations: Snow, Plains, Mountains

Health: 100/100
Magic: 100/100
Location: Cave
Items: Torn Rope
Equips: Cowboy Hat, Shirt, Shorts
Ally: Ntertain-TRok


Ntertain-TRok

You start taming the pig.
1/3
The pig was startled by the sudden presence, but noticed you mean no harm.
Adjacent Locations: River, Desert, Lake, Town, Mountains, Cave

Health: 100/100
Magic: 100/100
Location: Plains
Items: Rusty Dagger, Branches
Equips: Shirt, Shorts
Ally: Kualsky Hanther-RayRay
Buddy: Bob (Health: 100/100; Magic: 100/100; Items: Sack; Equips: Whip, Shirt, Shorts)

[T-Rok]

Hahaha, I didn't think you would actually let me attempt to tame the pig. I can't believe that worked. xD

[11clock]

Hahaha, I didn't think you would actually let me attempt to tame the pig. I can't believe that worked. xD

I expected you to kill the pig, but taming it works. :P

[tehrozzy]

Hahaha, I didn't think you would actually let me attempt to tame the pig. I can't believe that worked. xD

I expected you to kill the pig, but taming it works. :P

As long as its not a zombie pigman. /minecraftreference

[Mystery]

Jackabomb IX-Jackabomb

You start descending the canyon again. Perhaps you won't fall this time? Let's find out.
1/2
So far, so good.
Adjacent Locations: Desert, Lake

Health: 1/100
Magic: 100/100
Location: Canyon, Wall
Items: Rocks
Equips: Shirt, Shorts

OBJECTION!

Evidence-

You're lost and don't know how you got here. You are at the edge of one of the largest canyons known to man. Getting down to the canyon will be difficult, so you need something that will help you with the descent. What shall you do?

Weaknesses: Relatively low physical strength, low health, Limited magic, refuses to use items, support causes, etc which he deems evil.

Takes a bit of time to read the objection, but you hear the full version of "Guilty Love" during that time, so it balances out.