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Title: Would You Rather...?
Post by: 11clock on February 19, 2010, 07:00:24 PM
Would You Rather is a simple, fun forum game. It works like this:

The first person asks a would you rather question and the next person responds. Also, the person who answered will also post a new would you rather question. Example:

11clock: Would you rather have a broken arm or a broken leg?

Meiun: Broken arm. Would you rather be a boy or a girl?

Lucifer: Girl. Would you rather <disgusting option> or <disgusting option>?

The first person to post starts the game!
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Looperpuck on February 19, 2010, 07:06:14 PM
Would you rather eat garbage from the streets you'r whole life, or cut off you'r own arm?

~Looperpuck
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Josh on February 19, 2010, 07:41:31 PM
Quote from: Looperpuck on February 19, 2010, 07:06:14 PM
Would you rather eat garbage from the streets you'r whole life, or cut off you'r own arm?

~Looperpuck

No comment.
Would you rather Eat someone elses entrails or, Slice of your thumbs?    Hehe that sounds better :3
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Looperpuck on February 19, 2010, 07:53:36 PM
Why do you have to ruin it already?

~Looperpuck
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Josh on February 19, 2010, 08:08:34 PM
Howd i ruin it? Why not just keep going? as in i think you took it to far and i probably did to.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Pat on February 19, 2010, 09:10:40 PM
You can't post "no comment" it ruins the game...
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: crozier on February 19, 2010, 09:14:56 PM
Quote from: Looperpuck on February 19, 2010, 07:06:14 PM
Would you rather eat garbage from the streets you'r whole life, or cut off you'r own arm?

~Looperpuck
Eat garbage.
EDIT: you never said you have to live on the streets. Just eat garbage from the streets.

Would you rather be a dog or a cat?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Josh on February 19, 2010, 09:19:54 PM
Dog

Quote from: Josh on February 19, 2010, 07:41:31 PM
Would you rather Eat someone elses entrails or, Slice of your thumbs?    Hehe that sounds better :3

Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: JoEL on February 19, 2010, 11:55:49 PM
A nice slice of your thumbs please.

Would you rather, jumping off a 60 story building and splatting into the ground, or have a dog eat you alive!?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Seifer on February 20, 2010, 01:15:45 AM
Jump for sure.

If You jumped, would you rather go face down, knowing the exact moment of your death, or face up, kicking back and enjoying the ride but letting the end sneak up on you.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on February 20, 2010, 01:37:55 AM
Face down, because I hate being cut off in thought.


Would you rather be caught masturbating in public, or caught by a family member?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Cactuscat222 on February 20, 2010, 01:43:51 AM
...Family member me thinks.

Would you rather live in freezing temperatures, or in extremely hot temperatures (I'm talking extremes here)?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: JoEL on February 20, 2010, 02:22:42 AM
Quote from: Cactuscat222 on February 20, 2010, 01:43:51 AM
...Family member me thinks.

Would you rather live in freezing temperatures, or in extremely hot temperatures (I'm talking extremes here)?

Freezing, I'm from Australia and I've had enough heat.

Would you rather be forced into a pool of liquid hot magma, or water infested crocodiles?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Josh on February 20, 2010, 04:10:22 AM
Magma, should be quicker. I think.

Be on the frontpage of a major website stating all your personal info or, Run through the streets of a city screaming and cussing.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on February 20, 2010, 04:48:14 PM
Front page, since I don't have anything really to hide.


Would you rather find out that the love of your life, you've been dating for years, is your long lost sister? Or is a transsexual who got a gender change?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: crozier on February 20, 2010, 05:53:52 PM
longlost sister.

Would you rather see your mom completely naked or your dad?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on February 20, 2010, 06:53:03 PM
Mother. It happens all the time. ;D



You're staring at a picture with one of your Sister and Mother's best friend's in it.

She's really hot.

So you masturbate to the picture.

But you accidentally look over, and you're no longer looking at the sexy friend.

Would you rather have came to your sister or your mother?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Lucifer on February 20, 2010, 07:57:43 PM
I do love your humor Ciro, : ).
I'd have to say Sister, you never know, possible wincest!

Would you rather screw a dog, or have a dog screw you?
(For the females, I suppose you'd wear a strapon, or use your fists!)
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on February 20, 2010, 08:00:33 PM
Well... since I can't really SCREW a dog, I guess the dog has to screw me....


Would you rather witness your parents having sex, or witness your best friend having sex with your RECENT ex?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: JoEL on February 20, 2010, 11:19:08 PM
Quote from: Ciro on February 20, 2010, 08:00:33 PM
Well... since I can't really SCREW a dog, I guess the dog has to screw me....


Would you rather witness your parents having sex, or witness your best friend having sex with your RECENT ex?

Parents, the 2nd one would be too painful.

Would you rather have sex with a 350 pound Man/and or Women, or rub oil all over the 350 pound man/women?>
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Zario777 on February 20, 2010, 11:55:07 PM
Have sex with the woman (as long as Im on top so I dont get crushed =P)
Would you rather have your Wii/360/PS3/Laptop/Computer thrown off of a 4-story building into mud (possible survival) or thrown at you (possible bruises)?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Josh on February 21, 2010, 12:01:50 AM
Thrown at me.

Be charged by a Rhino or, Get Shanked with a old blunt and rusty sword.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Bloodseeker on February 21, 2010, 12:26:36 AM
Rhino --- BOOM..INSTANT DEATH !! :D

If you are going to suicide , what method would you choose ? Cut your veins or shoot your head with a pistol?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: EpicPhailure on February 21, 2010, 12:29:51 AM
Pistol. Less pain, but equally messy.

If you had to choose between your best friend and your girlfriend (say she isn't your best friend at the same time) to save, who would you save?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Bloodseeker on February 21, 2010, 12:34:08 AM
That is really hard , if I can - both , but maybe my best friend , because we know each other for a longer time.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: DivineLegend on February 21, 2010, 12:39:18 AM
the first one 0.o
would you rather go out with an ugly ass person who was kind in every way or a stuck up bitch but hot as hell? no sex either way fyi
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: DarkBlade325 on February 21, 2010, 12:44:15 AM
Quote from: DivineLegend on February 21, 2010, 12:39:18 AM
the first one 0.o
would you rather go out with an ugly ass person who was kind in every way or a stuck up bitch but hot as hell? no sex either way fyi

Ugliness has to change, stubbornness can be tamed ;).


Would you rather........Wait..Shit I got nothing. ONTO YOU GUY BELOW ME!
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Rayu on February 21, 2010, 01:16:45 AM
Would you rather, Get shot in the foot, Or get a papercut on your genitals.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Red October on February 21, 2010, 01:20:25 AM
Quote from: Rayu on February 21, 2010, 01:16:45 AM
Would you rather, Get shot in the foot, Or get a papercut on your genitals.

Shot in the foot. Would you rather... go to school or go to work?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on February 21, 2010, 01:31:06 AM
School, two of my classes are pretty chill, and the other two are ok...

and @ DB, that's something that a woman would say. Women always wanna change their man, but we all know, it never happens. =p yer stuck with the bitch.

Would you rather snap a rubber band against your balls 30 times or have your nipples electrocuted.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Looperpuck on February 21, 2010, 02:49:11 AM
Nipples electrocuted, no doubt about it.

Would you rather have 100 cups of coffee and then die of a heart attack or be eaten by a sheep?

~Looperpuck
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: yottabyte on February 21, 2010, 06:16:50 AM
100 cups of coffee.

Would you rather be heated to death or frozen to death?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: JoEL on February 21, 2010, 06:21:03 AM
Quote from: yottabyte on February 21, 2010, 06:16:50 AM
100 cups of coffee.

Would you rather be heated to death or frozen to death?

Frozen, Would you rather start growing the opposite sex's reproductive organs, or would you rather nose turn  into a penis!
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Bloodseeker on February 21, 2010, 07:58:37 AM
Nose into penis.

Would you rather have a cow's legs or spider's?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: foG on February 21, 2010, 08:03:33 AM
wow this is topic is all about death and sex, lmao

cows leg.

Would you rather have sex with a transsexual homo (don't know how that exactly works) or get hit by a truck.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: stick d00d on February 21, 2010, 08:37:02 AM
Hit by truck.

Would you rather be able to fly or have superpowers(which don't include flying)?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: 11clock on February 21, 2010, 09:12:40 AM
Superpowers. Yay for invincibility!

Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: crozier on February 21, 2010, 09:32:53 AM
Deaf.
would you rather only be able to smile your entire life, or frown?  :) or  :(
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Bloodseeker on February 21, 2010, 11:07:28 AM
Smile , happiness is the way to win :)

Which one do you prefer to be ... Batman or Spiderman?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: 11clock on February 21, 2010, 11:19:16 AM
Batman!

Would you rather eat poop or drink pee?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: DivineLegend on February 21, 2010, 11:55:20 AM
Quote from: 11clock on February 21, 2010, 11:19:16 AM
Batman!

Would you rather eat poop or drink pee?
mcdonalds counts as shit so eat shit,
would you rather have sex with your mom who is a fat ugly bitch or your father who is an ugly bitch, but not fat?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Rayu on February 21, 2010, 02:04:31 PM
Mother, Atleast she has vagina. =/

Would you rather Masterbate to Male on Male porn, or Masterbate to Gore?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on February 21, 2010, 02:14:58 PM
Gore, cause no one's gonna actually say Male on Male.


Would you rather be a cat on the streets of China or a baby seal in the spring?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Lucifer on February 21, 2010, 02:34:49 PM
I woulda said male to male, I wouldn't even be able to get hard to gore, least I can pretend the males are females.

@Ciro Kitty! I know all too well what happens to baby seals in spring. *cleans off club*

If you had a choice after death, to ascend up to heaven and live there for eternity, or start your life over on earth with no memory of your previous existence, which would you choose? (Not knowing what Heaven is like, nor how this next life will be.)
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Danimal on February 21, 2010, 02:43:50 PM
Ascend to heaven for eternity definitely.

Would you rather no arms, or no legs?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Jake on February 21, 2010, 02:44:39 PM
No legs.

Would you rather have sex with knives, or have an orgy with your family?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on February 21, 2010, 03:11:36 PM
Sex with knives. I can use the handle =p

@ Luci, They eat cats in china. And skin them just like seals =p

(http://animalsmatter.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/china-cat-death-camps-001.jpg)
Hope you like being skinned and eaten.


Would you rather do Scotty or Meiun?
It's pretty much like doin the same person... cause they're related, cept Scotty's older.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Jake on February 21, 2010, 03:19:40 PM
Scotty, most definitely. He would treat me right. No offense Meiun, I'm sure you'd be great too.

Would you rather lose your legs, or never be allowed to use a computer again?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Trogdor on February 21, 2010, 04:31:35 PM
Never be allowed to use a computer again.

Would you rather reply to a previously stated "Would you rather...?", or create your own scenario? (Trick question! =P)
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on February 21, 2010, 04:45:10 PM
Quote from: stick d00d on February 21, 2010, 08:37:02 AM
Hit by truck.

Would you rather be able to fly or have superpowers(which don't include flying)?

I'd rather answer to this, Fly, but not really "fly" I'd just wanna jump good :3



"WHAAAAAAT!? You can FLLLLYYY?!"

"No, Jump good."

Would you rather have amazing skillz at art or singing?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: sly 3 4 me on February 21, 2010, 05:01:31 PM
Sounds like that's from Samurai Jack? :p

I'd rather have the amazing art skills, sounds like it'd be less stressful. I'm going to guess the second is singing and not sinning? Lol

Would you rather be a flower for the rest of your life, or a while? (Random question, idk)
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: EpicPhailure on February 21, 2010, 05:13:08 PM
I'd rather be a flower for a while, just to see if I get a conscience or not.

Would you rather eat, or be eaten?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on February 21, 2010, 05:23:47 PM
HAH!!! XDDDD Do you guys really want me to answer this one? XD

=p Nahhh, I'll just say I wanna eat. Even though I'm not much of a food person.

And yes, I meant singing. Damn typos ><


Hamburger or Hotdog?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: crozier on February 21, 2010, 08:34:58 PM
Quote from: Ciro on February 21, 2010, 03:11:36 PM

@ Luci, They eat cats in china. And skin them just like seals =p


Hope you like being skinned and eaten.

Wow, that is horrible. I hate Chinese. (no offence chinese members who dont eat dog/cats)
Do they think eating pigs/cows is disgusting as them eating dogs/cats?
Cause you never think cows as 'man's best friend'.

Also Hamburgers. ( lol for not doing a sex/death related one)
Live where you are now, or move somewhere else.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on February 21, 2010, 08:49:31 PM
I'd rather move. I don't like living in hick-ville =/

And I think we should stick to just a few animals to eat, not the whole damn planet. You don't see us eating deep fried Chameleon now do you? >< That's why eating cats and dogs shouldn't be done.



BACK ON TOPIC

Which would you rather have, AIDS or herpes? :3
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Pat on February 22, 2010, 12:25:17 AM
Quote from: crozier on February 21, 2010, 08:34:58 PM
Wow, that is horrible. I hate Chinese. (no offence chinese members who dont eat dog/cats)
Do they think eating pigs/cows is disgusting as them eating dogs/cats?
Cause you never think cows as 'man's best friend'.
No they eat those too.
Herpes for the win!

would you rather kill two 3 year olds or kill one 10 year old?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Looperpuck on February 22, 2010, 12:53:07 AM
Kill 1 10 year old..

Would you rather... Have to spend the next year repeating the fourth grade(at your current age), or spend a month in jail for a crime you did not commit?

~Looperpuck
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Hambone on February 22, 2010, 03:30:45 PM
4th grade. Would you rather do it with a bear or a walrus.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Jake on February 22, 2010, 03:40:48 PM
Quote from: Hambone on February 22, 2010, 03:30:45 PM
4th grade. Would you rather do it with a bear or a walrus.
Both at the same time.

Would you rather drink someones blood with AIDS or pee in your moms mouth while she recites poetry.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: DivineLegend on February 22, 2010, 04:03:29 PM
no brainer? piss in my moms mouth as she recites poetry lol
would you rather be black or crippled? (not so original... where's it from?)
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Titan on February 22, 2010, 06:59:21 PM
Quote from: DivineLegend on February 22, 2010, 04:03:29 PM
no brainer? piss in my moms mouth as she recites poetry lol
would you rather be black or crippled? (not so original... where's it from?)

Black.

Would you rather be baked alive in an oven(at 350 til golden brown) or be eaten alive by fire ants?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Bloodseeker on February 26, 2010, 03:12:48 AM
Be eaten alive , it's much faster.

Would you rather rape someone or kill someone?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Josh on February 26, 2010, 04:05:28 AM
Kill. Rape just isnt something to be taken in a 'funny' way.

Would you rather Be inprisoned for 2 years or be bitch slapped 20minutes straight everyday for 5 years.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Jake on February 26, 2010, 04:42:30 AM
Quote from: Josh on February 26, 2010, 04:05:28 AM
Kill. Rape just isnt something to be taken in a 'funny' way.

Would you rather Be inprisoned for 2 years or be bitch slapped 20minutes straight everyday for 5 years.
Yeah, killing people is much funnier... >_<

I'd rather be bitch slapped every day. Although that sounds extremely painful.

Iphone 3gs or sex with a really hot girl?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: JoEL on February 26, 2010, 07:24:34 AM
Quote from: Jake on February 26, 2010, 04:42:30 AM
Quote from: Josh on February 26, 2010, 04:05:28 AM
Kill. Rape just isnt something to be taken in a 'funny' way.

Would you rather Be inprisoned for 2 years or be bitch slapped 20minutes straight everyday for 5 years.
Yeah, killing people is much funnier... >_<

I'd rather be bitch slapped every day. Although that sounds extremely painful.

Iphone 3gs or sex with a really hot girl?

Sex with a really hot girl (I'm desperate)

Would you rather be a poke'mon or a poke'mon trainer?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: crozier on February 26, 2010, 08:15:20 AM
pokemon trainer. But I am sure chaos would rather be a pikachu due to his valid obsession.

Would you rather be better at spriting or programming?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: yottabyte on February 26, 2010, 09:25:31 AM
Programming  :)

Would you rather play SO1 or SO2?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Bloodseeker on February 26, 2010, 09:50:26 AM
SO2.

What would you prefer to have , a kitty or a doggy :D
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: stick d00d on February 26, 2010, 09:56:11 AM
Cat, because I have 2 dogs..

Would you rather vacation in the Bahamas or somewhere in England?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Titan on February 26, 2010, 10:05:50 AM
Quote from: stick d00d on February 26, 2010, 09:56:11 AM
Cat, because I have 2 dogs..

Would you rather vacation in the Bahamas or somewhere in England?

England, you get shot in the Bahamas  :-\

Would you rather never be able to touch video games again, or lose your left foot?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: DivineLegend on February 26, 2010, 02:32:28 PM
Quote from: Titan on February 26, 2010, 10:05:50 AM
Quote from: stick d00d on February 26, 2010, 09:56:11 AM
Cat, because I have 2 dogs..

Would you rather vacation in the Bahamas or somewhere in England?

England, you get shot in the Bahamas  :-\

Would you rather never be able to touch video games again, or lose your left foot?
lose my left foot, i have another foot anyways... lol
on the bahamas, i have been there, and i am fine, just gotta know where you can go and not go
would you rather work in the meat department or bakery department of your grocery store?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: 11clock on February 26, 2010, 04:10:55 PM
Bakery department.

Would you rather never be able to use the internet again or never be able to play video games again?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: yottabyte on February 26, 2010, 05:01:23 PM
Never be able to play video games again.

Would you rather be a Gm on stick online or win $100?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: 11clock on February 26, 2010, 05:08:45 PM
Be a GM on Stick Online. I already have way over $100.

Would you rather eat a person or get eaten by a person?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: EpicPhailure on February 26, 2010, 08:46:56 PM
Quote from: EpicPhailure on February 21, 2010, 05:13:08 PM
Would you rather eat, or be eaten?

Teehee. I'd rather eat a person if it was a desperate situation.

If you could only stand in line once more, would you stand in line for Starcraft II, or wait for Diablo III?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Jake on February 26, 2010, 08:57:21 PM
Diablo III for the win!

Would you rather burn in hell for all eternity or goto heaven and do arts and crafts for eternity?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: (-.-) on February 26, 2010, 09:02:51 PM
burn in hell.

would you rather lose all of your teeth, or lose an eye?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on February 26, 2010, 10:10:30 PM
Lose an eye, the left one, it's practically going blind any way =/

It's actually going color blind, and most the time it doesn't help me when I wanna do art, which is why I prefer black and white drawings >_>


Would you rather be a Beaver or an Owl?

(this is a reference, if you get it)
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: leviofoley on February 26, 2010, 10:24:01 PM
I don't get the reference but...owl.  I wanna fly!

Would you rather take a copier and throw it off a cliff or destroy it with a sledgehammer?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Pat on February 26, 2010, 10:56:40 PM
A sledgehammer.

Would you rather: die by gunshot to the head to save the lives of 10 people or let the 10 people die by slow painful torture?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Forbidden on February 26, 2010, 11:12:39 PM
Save the 10 people.

Would you rather be transformed into a mouse or live the rest of your life as a hobo living on the streets?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: leviofoley on February 28, 2010, 09:04:18 PM
I'd rather be a mouse.

There are two huge wooden buildings: one containing the sum of human knowledge (anything printed, carved, painted, written, analog, digital, etc.), and the other containing all the world's children under the age of 4.  Which building would you rather set fire to?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on February 28, 2010, 11:20:59 PM
The children. It's not like half of them, at this rate, would survive by the end of the year. Most of those kids would be homeless.

I'm for population control... sorry =/



Would you rather keep your NES or SNES? (you must destroy the other, and only keep one)
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: DivineLegend on February 28, 2010, 11:53:08 PM
Quote from: Ciro on February 28, 2010, 11:20:59 PM
The children. It's not like half of them, at this rate, would survive by the end of the year. Most of those kids would be homeless.

I'm for population control... sorry =/



Would you rather keep your NES or SNES? (you must destroy the other, and only keep one)
i don't have either so :P
would you rather be trampled by 100 angry shoppers or be trampled by 2 million mice??
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Lucifer on March 01, 2010, 12:00:13 AM
Quote from: leviofoley on February 28, 2010, 09:04:18 PM
I'd rather be a mouse.

There are two huge wooden buildings: one containing the sum of human knowledge (anything printed, carved, painted, written, analog, digital, etc.), and the other containing all the world's children under the age of 4.  Which building would you rather spend eternity in?
This is how the question SHOULD have been asked. I think you know my answer.

@Divine
2 Million Mice.
Shoppers would most likely kill me, Mice would just feel rather odd.

Would you rather give Meiun a blowjob or be banned from Stick Online forever.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: foG on March 03, 2010, 12:58:52 PM
Banned forever..

Would you rather die while havin sex or while playing any computer game.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: JoEL on March 04, 2010, 01:27:51 AM
Hells yeah, having sex!

Would you rather play SO while receiving a blowjob, or play SO while looking at some nice hot naked women?

(tough choices imo)
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Kbob32 on March 08, 2010, 07:07:18 PM
Blow job definatly, how would you look and play at the same time? ;)


would you rather give up the internet forever or have your right arm removed?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: leviofoley on March 08, 2010, 09:29:17 PM
Go without the internet forever.  That could be really bad for career opportunities, but whatever...I don't really like the internet that much anyway. And getting my arm cut off would really friggin hurt for the rest of my life (phantom arm), not to mention how it would screw up my life in other ways and how I would have to do all the typing and clicking I do on the internet with my left hand!

Which would you rather be able to do: cause hurricanes with your thoughts or hurl stuff into outer space?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on March 08, 2010, 10:22:14 PM
Hurricanes. :3 I'm for population control again x3d



Paper or Plastic?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: DivineLegend on March 08, 2010, 10:31:46 PM
i work at a grocery store... really? i was the one to ask this question for almost a year. lol... plastic over paper, unless you double the paper, not much can rip through it that way

Would you rather have bad breath or B.O on a date?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Pat on March 09, 2010, 10:19:51 PM
Both

Would you rather jump off a 1 km high cliff or get your legs cut off by a go kart going 200 km/h.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Seifer on March 09, 2010, 11:20:04 PM
I choose the chance at living, not the certainty of death,

Poutine or Chilli Fries?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: EpicPhailure on March 09, 2010, 11:32:51 PM
From what I read about Poutine, I choose Poutine. I'm not one for the hot side of the culinary world.

Would you rather be ignored by all of your friends forever, or be ignored by everyone that you don't know and they don't know you forever?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Seifer on March 10, 2010, 12:41:01 AM
Firstly, You need to eat poutine sir. It = <3


Next, if it's lose all my current friends forever, but i can make friends of these random people I meet henceforth, than I choose the latter. If I could never progress the relationship between these random people, I choose the former.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Jackabomb on March 10, 2010, 07:51:12 AM
Ugh.

Would you rather have your body torn and picked away strip by strip or be incapable of wearing anything for the rest of your life?

Tough choice for the ladies, considering how much they're likely to get...you know.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: leviofoley on March 10, 2010, 10:07:31 AM
Not wear anything. Nudism ftw!
Would you rather be a sword swallower or a fire eater?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Seifer on March 10, 2010, 02:06:49 PM
Sorry for not posing a question, I totally blanked.

Sword Swallower. If I slip up, Either they can patch me up or I'm dead. Either way meh. But living the rest of my life with potential burns all up my throat does NOT sound cool.

Desktop or Laptop?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: God-I-Suck on March 10, 2010, 03:01:30 PM
Desktop

Would you rather have diarrhea for the rest of your life or have a massive headache for the rest of your life?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: yottabyte on March 10, 2010, 03:17:43 PM
diarrhea

internet with porn but you aren't able to masturbate to it -or- internet without porn and you are able to masturbate?  :P
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: WanMan on March 10, 2010, 03:38:53 PM
Internet with porn because my dad like walked in on me last time so I tend to use my phone or magazines for that sort of thing now.

Would you rather, get an electric sander and put your balls on it for 10 seconds until there was nothing apart from bits of skin and blood everywhere

or

Get a clamp and put balls on it and slowly close it yourself and knowing that if you stop your head will explode?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Lingus on March 10, 2010, 05:18:23 PM
Quote from: WanMan on March 10, 2010, 03:38:53 PM
Internet with porn because my dad like walked in on me last time so I tend to use my phone or magazines for that sort of thing now.

Would you rather, get an electric sander and put your balls on it for 10 seconds until there was nothing apart from bits of skin and blood everywhere

or

Get a clamp and put balls on it and slowly close it yourself and knowing that if you stop your head will explode?
Sorry I'm not playing so the next person can respond on his, but I just had to say... holy crap! First the comment about his dad walking in on him while masturbating. Then the two most painful and excruciating situations I could think of...
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Scotty on March 10, 2010, 06:41:40 PM
Quote from: WanMan on March 10, 2010, 03:38:53 PM
Would you rather, get an electric sander and put your balls on it for 10 seconds until there was nothing apart from bits of skin and blood everywhere

or

Get a clamp and put balls on it and slowly close it yourself and knowing that if you stop your head will explode?

/applaud
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: WanMan on March 11, 2010, 12:52:55 PM
^.^
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Red October on March 12, 2010, 06:06:17 AM
Its obvious that no one has the "balls" to answer that question.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Scotty on March 12, 2010, 11:09:04 AM
Quote from: Red October on March 12, 2010, 06:06:17 AM
Its obvious that no one has the "balls" to answer that question.

I think everyone took this game a bit too literal, thus you are correct, none of them would have *balls* after that.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: WanMan on March 12, 2010, 11:56:48 AM
Either that, or its happened to everyone :o
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: LeGuy on March 12, 2010, 12:23:53 PM
I would do the sander. While it would hurt excruciatingly, it would only last 10 seconds and he mentioned no punitive measures for stopping, as opposed to the other choice. (Your head explodes.)

Would you rather...

Die by skydiving into an active volcano with multiple hydrogen-bombs, creating the single most epic death explosion of all time, or...

Die of old age in a hospital deathbed, surrounded by your loving friends and family, with all your financial affairs in order?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: WanMan on March 12, 2010, 12:42:41 PM
First one. Obv.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Danimal on March 12, 2010, 01:04:07 PM
Quote from: WanMan on March 12, 2010, 12:42:41 PM
First one. Obv.
Fail

Second one for me, less upsetting for the people I'd leave behind :P

Would you rather be a superhero, or a supervillain?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: WanMan on March 12, 2010, 01:05:00 PM
Hero because they always win the in the end :P
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Danimal on March 12, 2010, 01:08:20 PM
Quote from: WanMan on March 12, 2010, 01:05:00 PM
Hero because they always win the in the end :P
Double Fail, do you not get the idea of this game? lol
End your answer with a question.. Otherwise it dies...

Would you rather control the water element, or fire element?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Lucifer on March 12, 2010, 01:21:00 PM
Well you just can't tentacle rape people with Fire, so I think you know my choice.

If you were dying and god gave you the choice to be immortal and live forever on earth, or ascend up to heaven, which would you choose?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: WanMan on March 12, 2010, 01:25:03 PM
Heaven because apparently it's quite nice there, not that it exists, science is more believable.

I will get it right this time.

Would you rather...

Roast yourself on a fire or jump into a pit of deadly snakes and spiders?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: LeGuy on March 12, 2010, 03:14:56 PM
Hm. Fire, because it'd be less gross. I dislike spiders.

Would you choose super-strength or super-speed?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: WanMan on March 12, 2010, 03:24:52 PM
Super strength because it would be cool to pick up a truck then throw it :S

Would you rather...

Be incest or have no reproductive organs?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Scotty on March 12, 2010, 06:07:11 PM
I'm gonna beat Mr. Pwncest to it, INCEST BABY!!  GET OVER HERE COUSIN!

Would you rather rip out your tongue with salad tongues, beat yourself damn near to death with the freshly severed fleshy protuberance while hymning the 1912 overture, urinating all over yourself, while trying to light yourself on fire with a Beevis and Butthead zippo, OR, Let Ron Jeremy put it in your butt.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Pat on March 12, 2010, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: Danimal on March 12, 2010, 01:04:07 PM
Second one for me, less upsetting for the people I'd leave behind :P
But less awesome!

How many times does he stick it in? Nah I'll go for the first one.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on March 12, 2010, 10:07:10 PM
ANOTHER FAILURE!


Would you rather post pics of your face on /b/ with your username filled in?
Or would you rather post pics of your genitals anonymously for all to see and criticize?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Scotty on March 12, 2010, 10:24:20 PM
Quote from: Ciro on March 12, 2010, 10:07:10 PM
Or would you rather post pics of your genitals anonymously for all to see and criticize?

Already do!  Easy question!

Would you rather give or take from:
(http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd247/dekuscrub92/fugly.jpg)

Or:
(http://files.sharenator.com/Fugly-s400x515-2446-580.jpg)
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: LeGuy on March 12, 2010, 11:15:03 PM
Given the choice, I would shoot myself first. However, since that is not the case, I'd do the second one. While both ugly, the first one also looks mentally unstable and might very well kill me.

Would you rather always have a boner, (Awkward in public.) or never have a boner? (...No sex.)
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Scotty on March 12, 2010, 11:40:35 PM
Quote from: LeGuy on March 12, 2010, 11:15:03 PM
Would you rather always have a boner, (Awkward in public.) or never have a boner? (...No sex.)

Several years ago I contemplated that very question, here's a photo of me thinking about it:
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1072/p1000754q.jpg)

Would you rather screw your dick or a testicle to a wooden coffee table?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: WanMan on March 13, 2010, 05:29:16 AM
Quote from: Scotty on March 12, 2010, 11:40:35 PM
Would you rather screw your dick or a testicle to a wooden coffee table?

Dick because testicles are much more sensitive and maybe could be repaired lol xD
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on March 13, 2010, 12:07:18 PM
Quote from: Scotty on March 12, 2010, 11:40:35 PM
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1072/p1000754q.jpg)


*not impressed*



YET ANOTHER FAILURE!


Would Scotty rather get a Sex change or just have his balls cut off?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Scotty on March 13, 2010, 12:35:58 PM
Quote from: Ciro on March 13, 2010, 12:07:18 PM
Would Scotty rather get a Sex change or just have his balls cut off?

I always did want tits, I'd never leave my room.

Would you rather spray lighter fluid on your genitals and light them on fire whilst masturbating or use your expensive pampered chef cutlery to fillet your genitals, knowing that they can be surgically pieced back together at no cost to you?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: foG on March 13, 2010, 12:40:25 PM
you guys have issues :D
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Scotty on March 13, 2010, 12:47:05 PM
Quote from: foG on March 13, 2010, 12:40:25 PM
you guys have issues :D

I'm going to have to choose that I got issues, given the choices.

Would you rather use a band-saw to chop off your goods, or voluntarily become a quadriplegic?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: WanMan on March 13, 2010, 01:12:08 PM
Paralyzed please!

Would you rather...

Have sex with your granny or grandma or both? :o
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on March 13, 2010, 03:05:09 PM
Wtf's the difference between your granny and your grandma?


You've reached an alltime fail Wan. Seriously.

And, also, even if you still have "your goods", you won't be able to feel or masturbate. So... what's the point?

Screw Quad, I'd rather have "my goods" cut off.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: crozier on March 13, 2010, 03:14:57 PM
Quote from: Ciro on March 13, 2010, 03:05:09 PM
Screw Quad, I'd rather have "my goods" cut off.
Quote
Gender: Female
... Um ok...
I have no clue what the difference so granny.
Would you rather kill a man (who has 2 kids and his wife dies) for 1,000,000 bucks and not get caught or not?
Also ciro can not answer this next one cause she wants to kill everyone none the less.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: LeGuy on March 13, 2010, 03:26:52 PM
Definitely wouldn't. If you're the kind of person that would kill someone for money, then you're probably the kind of person who would then kill themselves when they realize that they are no happier than before.

Would you rather be unattractive, fat, and friendless, but totally rich - or gorgeous, fit, and surrounded by loving companions, but somewhat poor.

Oh, and this is in some parallel universe where people don't pretend to be your friend for money. You can only buy material posessions with your wealth.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Scotty on March 13, 2010, 07:19:37 PM
Quote from: LeGuy on March 13, 2010, 03:26:52 PM
or gorgeous, fit, and surrounded by loving companions, but somewhat poor.

Easy answer, as I already am!

Would you rather chop off your junk or cut out Ciro's junk?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: stick d00d on March 13, 2010, 09:34:31 PM
It would hurt to chop off my own and nasty to cut someone elses out >_< soooo idk, I guess I'd go with option 2..

Would you rather have sex with Rosie O' Donnel(sp?) or a sumo wrestler?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Scotty on March 13, 2010, 10:19:34 PM
Quote from: stick d00d on March 13, 2010, 09:34:31 PM
Would you rather have sex with Rosie O' Donnel(sp?) or a sumo wrestler?

I'd rather poor sulfuric acid on my cock then sleep with Rosie, so a Sumo Wrestler is gonna have to lose his anal virginity!

Speaking of Rosie, would you rather set her on fire or Michael Moore?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on March 13, 2010, 10:36:58 PM
Quote from: stick d00d on March 13, 2010, 09:34:31 PM
It would hurt to chop off my own and nasty to cut someone elses out >_< soooo idk, I guess I'd go with option 2..

Would you rather have sex with Rosie O' Donnel(sp?) or a sumo wrestler?


I'll be sure to call you when I'm ready for my tubes tied....




I'd rather burn Rosie, just put her out of her misery D:


Would you rather have a pet Anole or a pet Chinese Mantis?

(http://www.clemson.edu/cafls/departments/forestry/cef/images/herpetofauna/lacertilia/green_anole.JPG)

(http://www.billdentomology.com/lymantis2.jpg)
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: WanMan on March 14, 2010, 06:35:47 AM
Ill have the Anole please :D

Would you rather...

Eat crap

or

Eat Vomit?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: God-I-Suck on March 14, 2010, 01:36:48 PM
Um.. vomit.

Would you rather star in a porn movie and have to watch it with your friends or have your parents star in a porn movie and have to watch it with your parents?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: venuse on March 14, 2010, 01:59:41 PM
easy i would rather star in one

if your life depended on it would you rather eat a rotten maggot covered rabbit or the fat sucked out of kirstie alley's ass :P muahahaha
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on March 14, 2010, 02:29:28 PM
Well, since you put it THAT way, The fat, know why? Cause fat would last me longer if I wanted to survive, the maggots prolly got to all the good stuff already.... O_o



D:





GROSSSSSS



Would you rather play The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time OR The Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: WanMan on March 14, 2010, 03:11:37 PM
The second one.

Would you rather...

Watch you grand parents having sex OR your parents having sex?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Pat on March 15, 2010, 01:09:22 AM
Quote from: WanMan on March 14, 2010, 03:11:37 PM
your parents having sex?
Would you rather watch Wanman's grandparents have sex or Wanman's parents have sex or both at the same time?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Josh on March 15, 2010, 06:06:59 AM
Bot at the same time. I could laugh at them :3

Would you rather slowly be eaten finger by finger toe by two etc or be devoured by a snake.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: WanMan on March 15, 2010, 06:19:42 AM
Devoured by a snake because it would be quicker :P

Would you rather...

Have your foreskin removed by a surgeon then have to eat it or have it removed by a Rabi then get anal from him?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Josh on March 15, 2010, 06:35:42 AM
The next person can answer his question cause i just wanna say that being devoured by a particular type of snake can take up to weeks on end :P
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: WanMan on March 15, 2010, 07:21:37 AM
Oh, well the snake can be a fast digester :P
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: venuse on March 15, 2010, 06:36:50 PM
what is up with you all and sex lol

ill stake the surgeon and eat it. sorry dont want a rabi giving me a meat injection if you get my meaning

would you rather sleep beside a bear in a zoo with a high chance of being mauled or jump from an airplane with one parachute and a 800 pound man attached to it as well
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: God-I-Suck on March 15, 2010, 08:13:24 PM
The one parachute with the man, sounds like fun. :3

Would you rather love without ever being loved, or be loved without being able to love?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on March 15, 2010, 09:16:40 PM
you know, that's a good question... infact, JUST before I got on this topic, I was pissed about the similar topic. O_o I find it funny how I can go OUT OF MY WAY to complement someone, or HELP them on something, or help them get something, YET, I get no love back, no thanks, no return courtesy.

It's a pain in the ass. =/

I freakin hate this generation!


HATE IT!

Just a bunch of selfish little pricks. =/


I'll take the second option, I'm sick of the first...


Would you rather spend spring break with your lover (girlfriend or boyfriend, or whatever)
or with your family?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: venuse on March 15, 2010, 10:40:25 PM
girlfriend if i had one :P

would you rather have all the powers of god but die after 1 day and reincarnate into something you created or immortal and eternal youth.

Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: crozier on March 16, 2010, 10:55:08 AM
Reincarnation. Only if I made a human :D
cause humans kill just about every single animal in the world. Not immortal since you would see every loved one die. You see your kids die, grandkids die, etc.
Would you rather go to prison for a year, or completely miss a year. Example be asleep but no dreams for a year.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: venuse on March 16, 2010, 05:26:07 PM
miss a year, i dont want jail rape.

would you rather play dodge ball with a porcupine or brake dance in a field of rattle snakes :P
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Scotty on March 16, 2010, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: venuse on March 16, 2010, 05:26:07 PM
miss a year, i dont want jail rape.

would you rather play dodge ball with a porcupine or brake dance in a field of rattle snakes :P

Well, since I'm invincible, rattle snakes.

Would your rather I do another morbid "would you rather" or not one at all?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: sk8terboi on March 16, 2010, 06:03:53 PM
Uhh I guess no lol.                                              Would u rather hit your self in your men's private part or would u rather get noked out?
                                                                                               
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Ciro on March 16, 2010, 10:18:34 PM
I'd rather get *knocked out >.>

Sleep is nice.


for those who actually enjoy their liquors;

Let's pretend you haven't been given CLEAN water for 1 full month,
and you're stranded on an island,
lets say in the scenario of Survivor,
and all you have is local island food, such as crabs, clams, fish, and coconuts to eat, and sea water.

you are given 1 drink

Would you rather have a bottle of any liquor of your choice, or enjoy a nice cold glass of ice water?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: uberzleet on June 28, 2010, 06:36:10 PM
Quote from: JoEL on February 20, 2010, 02:22:42 AM
Quote from: Cactuscat222 on February 20, 2010, 01:43:51 AM
...Family member me thinks.

Would you rather live in freezing temperatures, or in extremely hot temperatures (I'm talking extremes here)?

Freezing, I'm from Australia and I've had enough heat.

Would you rather be forced into a pool of liquid hot magma, or water infested crocodiles?

well duh! I'd rather be forced into a pool of drownt crocidiles then hot magma... "water infested crocidiles"... :P
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Forum on July 25, 2010, 11:45:20 PM
Quote from: Ciro on March 16, 2010, 10:18:34 PM
I'd rather get *knocked out >.>

Sleep is nice.


for those who actually enjoy their liquors;

Let's pretend you haven't been given CLEAN water for 1 full month,
and you're stranded on an island,
lets say in the scenario of Survivor,
and all you have is local island food, such as crabs, clams, fish, and coconuts to eat, and sea water.

you are given 1 drink

Would you rather have a bottle of any liquor of your choice, or enjoy a nice cold glass of ice water?
Cold Water.

Would you rather be the first person to travel to mars and be eaten by aliens or be the first person to travel to the sun and be melted by the heat?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: EpicPhailure on July 26, 2010, 01:33:55 PM
First person to travel to the sun. Less immediate pain than the aliens, but the aliens would eat you in sections, not all at once. The sun would gradually cook your insides, so I'd just do that.

Would you rather have an IS or Spire in real life?
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Mystery on July 26, 2010, 01:37:20 PM
Would I rather have people mindlessly continue to post in a necroed topic or have this topic die naturally?

The latter, please.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: EpicPhailure on July 26, 2010, 01:46:44 PM
Quote from: Mystery on July 26, 2010, 01:37:20 PM
Would I rather have people mindlessly continue to post in a necroed topic or have this topic die naturally?

The latter, please.

It's a forum game, it doesn't matter if it's old and it's necro'd as long as there's still an interest in it. Now if it was a discussion that took place 5 months ago and reached a conclusion, and someone posted something like "i agree lolz", then that's a different story.
Title: Re: Would You Rather...?
Post by: Mystery on July 26, 2010, 01:48:48 PM
Quote from: EpicPhailure on July 26, 2010, 01:46:44 PM
Quote from: Mystery on July 26, 2010, 01:37:20 PM
Would I rather have people mindlessly continue to post in a necroed topic or have this topic die naturally?

The latter, please.

It's a forum game, it doesn't matter if it's old and it's necro'd as long as there's still an interest in it. Now if it was a discussion that took place 5 months ago and reached a conclusion, and someone posted something like "i agree lolz", then that's a different story.
Still, you know absolutely no one else would have posted if uberzleet didn't, thus bumping it and making people think there was 'renewed interest'.