StoryTime with Tank

[KrazyMotha]

If you are ever feeling lonely and need a story, ask Tank! He has a story for every situation!
feeling lonely? he has a story that will make you think you have friends!
feeling happy? he as a story that will make you sad!
feeling black? he has a story that will make you feel white!
feeling like you wanna hear a story? he has one for that too!!!!

Just ask Tank anytime in-game and he will be happy to oblige!!!
or tune in for his weekly specials and hear a bone chilling classic! Simply tune in at a time, on a certain day of the week, to hear the tale

(results my vary)