Never-Ending Story Game!

[LeGuy]

They were, however, the perfect size for the battle axe he always kept in his back pocket.

[Mr Pwnage]

So he shoved his battle axe up his butt and killed himself.

[EpicPhailure]

In Heaven, there was Jesus waiting for him. Jesus saw that Dragond00d was clearly lost, so he pointed him in the right way, Straight down.

[LeGuy]

Dragondude, however, started swinging his battle axe around his head so quickly that he was able to fly helicopter style over the Pearly Gates.

[EpicPhailure]

Then, an alarm went off and Dragond00d noticed some AA cannons turning in his direction.

[LeGuy]

He quickly took out the 50-ton nuclear missle he always kept in his left shoe and hurled it at the turrets.

[11clock]

That's when the Heaven Police arrived.

[Mr Pwnage]

They sent him to hell, and once he arrived, Satan began to shove foreign objects up his butt.

[LeGuy]

One of these objects was a wormhole bomb. Dragondude imploded into himself, and exploded into existence in a parallel universe.

[Trogdor]

In this parallel universe he soon succumbed to its quirky physics, in which he no longer existed as Dragon-man, but rather, Man-dragon.

[LeGuy]

Instead of being a man with dragon powers, he was a dragon with man powers. Needless to say, he had lost his incredible fire breathing abilities, speed, strength, and reflexes.

[EpicPhailure]

Then, d00dDragon realized he was floating in space.

[11clock]

So he suffocated and died (again).

[EpicPhailure]

And then a giant space whale named Monstro came and devoured his remains.

[Mr Pwnage]

And then a giant space whale named Monstro came and devoured his remains.

But than immediately regurgitated him back to Earth in disgust, due to the abundant number of dildos lofted in his lower intestine.