Never-Ending Story Game!

[Jackabomb]

All of a sudden, the planet blasted into peices, causing a chain reaction that unraveled the the laws of quantum physics, disrupted the space-time-continuum, resulting in a terrific whiplash shock of destruction back and forward in time. Thus, the entirety of time itself was ripped to peices. The last working laws of physics deteriorated past recognition warping space and energy out of proportion. The resulting energy ball imploded, forming a super-singularity(gravity, time, density, mass, energy) which focused all matter, space, and the remainders of reality itself into a speck the size of a pinhead.


Slowly, but surely, the pinhead expanded back to the size the universe is now. Stars formed. Then planets. Astroids, comets, and things that pass for pulsars formed. Stars died, exploded, and were born again. Then, on a lonely planet, near the edge of the galaxy(there was only enough mass left for one galaxy), at a site of terrible radiation, the first water molecule formed. Eventually, that start went nova, but the same thing happened elsewhere. Eventually, on a not-so-lonely planet, a time-paradox caused the events of Creation to recur. Anyway, fast-forward a few thousand years to the information age. The time-paradox stops, signifying that human history ended at the point in time they are now at. Our hero, this time is a girl somewhere in europe who, at the age of 14, gets lost in a forest....

Does that clear things up for you?

[EpicPhailure]

Then, Lucifer comes and posts some certain child-appropriate content in which the forum is sued because of.

[Mr Pwnage]

Now I'm lost in this story. Is this now about the dragon man or a skunk?

It is about a dragon with an anvil in it's ass, hence smelling like a skunk.

[Aqua]

There was no explanation for the actions done against Robert, and none questioned his injuries; in fact, none even noticed the gash running from his left ear to his jaw, who was the one under greater peril...? [just starting another timeline with another character... have them meet in some event later, but establish this person's personality first]
~Aqua

[leviofoley]

Robert was 700 years old, the only immortal man in this new universe, and he was a criminal mastermind the likes of which the world had never seen before.

[Kbob32]

His favorite foods were shish kebabs

[JoEL]

and he also thought kbob32 was slightly attractive.

[Kbob32]

When all of a sudden, Kbob gave Robert an autographed picture of himself

[leviofoley]

Robert framed the picture, put it under a dim candle-lit circus tent full of mirrors and charged people a $5 admission fee to see "the amazing human shish kebab."

[Yankyal]

Robert framed the picture, put it under a dim candle-lit circus tent full of mirrors and charged people a $5 admission fee to see "the amazing human shish kebab."

Robert then got online on his PC and revived dead threads on his favorite forum.

[Forum]

Robert framed the picture, put it under a dim candle-lit circus tent full of mirrors and charged people a $5 admission fee to see "the amazing human shish kebab."

Robert then got online on his PC and revived dead threads on his favorite forum.

He got a name change to Ass Ketchup and started on his quest to catch em all.

[RayRay]

Then a wild Munchlax ate him. : D

[Forum]

Then a wild Munchlax ate him. : D

And then spit him out on top of Misty...

[Cerberus]

Then Chuck Norris roundhoused him.

[Forum]

He landed on top of misty again.