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"Please strike down these heathen dogs, for they have squandered the blessings you have bestowed upon them."
to
""Now, not the dog, but the problem is a luxury."
Clearly it is saying we are not at fault for being ungrateful, and that the fact that we CAN be ungrateful is a blessing in and of itself. Your turn!
I love Minecraft! It is so awesome!!
I love you! Deamak! (O.o)
Ha that's fun.
The dog chased the car through the street, was nearly hit by a car but got sniped by the Taliban who thought the dog was the US Secretary of Defense. Clearly the traffic light was the problem.
->
The Taliban armed security dog thinking, a dog bed, bath stopped. performance, open issues.
->
Taliban security forces Thinking dog, bed dog - keep toilet. Performance, issues openly.
~Aqua
O.o
My ass is you <---> Monday
Bush has a bushy tail and Obama has rock hard dollar <---> Bush and Obama is close to the United States
Runescape sucks ass <---> Sunday runeskape Community
Meiun is the creator of stick online <--> Such Timber
Human likes eating cat for brunch so he can survive <--> True
"Yo dawg i herd u like translating, so we put a translator in your translator so you can translate while you translate"
...56 translations later we get:
"Also, if you need an interpreter to translate a dog translator."
if you wax a weasel you get spam jelly
-->
"Spamming is hunting"
"Noth Korea does have the atomic bomb!"
...56 translations later we get:
"Nuclear Weapons in Korea?"
Funny how they made a question of my sentence.. :D
I did
Quote"I play stick online."
And 20 translations later we get:
Quote"Play online platform."
"I searched into your dreams to find the amulet that shall grant me internal youth."
"But here's the magic sleep."
"meat is murder."
"Meat is murder."
I guess every country has hippies haha
Do "You suck at translating!" in 56 translations. You get the worst translation ever! (Sorry, can't paste the result right now.)
Robert Frost has been owned:
QuoteOriginal text:
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood and be one traveler long I stood and looked down one as far as I could to where it bent in the underbrush. "
...56 translations later we get:
"To walk in the woods and brown, I think it is close to the forest."
And:
Quote
Original text:
"Some say the world will end in fire, some say, in ice. From what I've tasted of desire, I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think that for destruction, ice is also great and would suffice."
...56 translations later we get:
"Four small profit at the end of the world. ססאָלהאַריעאָגאָהאַפּנידאַ. As I said. No apparent damage, but two people."
Even Hymns cannot escape the wrath of this thing!
QuoteOriginal text:
"Amazing grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like me! I once was lost, but now am found, was blind, but now I see."
...56 translations later we get:
"Sweet sounds of my life with P minoan and especially libraryes. After his defeat, is very popular. But I was blind, I understand."
Nor, apparently, can wise sayings:
QuoteOriginal text:
"Once a task is first begun, never leave it 'till it's done."
...56 translations later we get:
"Last but not upload."
Our old friends from the Crimea don't fare too well either:
QuoteOriginal text:
"Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. "Forward, the Light Brigade! "Charge for the guns!" he said: Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred."
...56 translations later we get:
"Valley and six, and after his death, half and half. "This group, cannon, Death Valley, beginning with" he said."
Old time quotes really just get
destroyed by this thing don't they?
QuoteOriginal text:
"E tu Brute"
...56 translations later we get:
"In the secondary school."
Last one:
QuoteOriginal text:
"Four score and seven years ago..."
...56 translations later we get:
"Four point seven ..."
"god !@#$ that ass chump go on pump that ass"
...10 translations later we get:
"Ass !@#$ with God, who hit a hole in the leg
I don't see why every single one of your posts contains a profanity. It is not called for nor is it required. Might I suggest you read the following topics?
http://www.stick-online.com/boards/index.php?topic=302.0
http://www.stick-online.com/boards/index.php?topic=1096.0
Quote from: T-Rok on December 14, 2010, 03:49:03 PM
I don't see why every single one of your posts contains a profanity. It is not called for nor is it required. Might I suggest you read the following topics?
http://www.stick-online.com/boards/index.php?topic=302.0
http://www.stick-online.com/boards/index.php?topic=1096.0
Personal messages exist for a reason. I don't get why you guys never use the pm system. Also, you aren't quoting anyone so I don't know who the !@#$ you're talking about.
"Go be off topic somewhere else, thank you good sir."
to
""In the second part, thank goodness."
"Christmas is getting nearer by the day. I for one can not wait as I have a bad bladder problem."
...56 translations later we get:
"I hope that the Bubbles are born great."
"I'm with stupid."
...56 translations later we get:
"I am not guilty."
"Pokemon was a good TV show untill it hit the 4th or 5th season, in which the actress that played Misty was arrested for drug use." (Not true)
...56 translations later we get:
"Make the drugs available for the game, 4-5 pokemonshizun."
Quote from: crozier on December 14, 2010, 06:08:50 PM
"Christmas is getting nearer by the day. I for one can not wait as I have a bad bladder problem."
...56 translations later we get:
"I hope that the Bubbles are born great."
"I'm with stupid."
...56 translations later we get:
"I am not guilty."
"Pokemon was a good TV show untill it hit the 4th or 5th season, in which the actress that played Misty was arrested for drug use." (Not true)
...56 translations later we get:
"Make the drugs available for the game, 4-5 pokemonshizun."
Incredible.
Quote from: Yankyal on December 14, 2010, 09:03:37 PM
Quote from: crozier on December 14, 2010, 06:08:50 PM
"Christmas is getting nearer by the day. I for one can not wait as I have a bad bladder problem."
...56 translations later we get:
"I hope that the Bubbles are born great."
"I'm with stupid."
...56 translations later we get:
"I am not guilty."
"Pokemon was a good TV show untill it hit the 4th or 5th season, in which the actress that played Misty was arrested for drug use." (Not true)
...56 translations later we get:
"Make the drugs available for the game, 4-5 pokemonshizun."
Incredible.
Say what? She was arrested?
Quote from: T-Rok on December 14, 2010, 10:50:45 PM
Quote from: Yankyal on December 14, 2010, 09:03:37 PM
Quote from: crozier on December 14, 2010, 06:08:50 PM
"Christmas is getting nearer by the day. I for one can not wait as I have a bad bladder problem."
...56 translations later we get:
"I hope that the Bubbles are born great."
"I'm with stupid."
...56 translations later we get:
"I am not guilty."
"Pokemon was a good TV show untill it hit the 4th or 5th season, in which the actress that played Misty was arrested for drug use." (Not true)
...56 translations later we get:
"Make the drugs available for the game, 4-5 pokemonshizun."
Incredible.
Say what? She was arrested?
"The voice actor for Ducky in the Land Before Time, a little girl, was murdered horrifically by her abusive father before she reached 11."
to
""10 parents of young Athletes who die of horrible torture."
Hopefully they're all parents of Redskins players...
Quote from: Yankyal on December 15, 2010, 06:00:18 AM
Quote from: T-Rok on December 14, 2010, 10:50:45 PM
Quote from: Yankyal on December 14, 2010, 09:03:37 PM
Quote from: crozier on December 14, 2010, 06:08:50 PM
"Christmas is getting nearer by the day. I for one can not wait as I have a bad bladder problem."
...56 translations later we get:
"I hope that the Bubbles are born great."
"I'm with stupid."
...56 translations later we get:
"I am not guilty."
"Pokemon was a good TV show untill it hit the 4th or 5th season, in which the actress that played Misty was arrested for drug use." (Not true)
...56 translations later we get:
"Make the drugs available for the game, 4-5 pokemonshizun."
Incredible.
Say what? She was arrested?
"The voice actor for Ducky in the Land Before Time, a little girl, was murdered horrifically by her abusive father before she reached 11."
to
""10 parents of young Athletes who die of horrible torture."
Hopefully they're all parents of Redskins players...
No look, next to the quote, I wrote "(Not true)"
EDIT:"The mango fruit is a deadly carnivorous plant of alien decay."
...30 translations later we get:
"Stan died of mango crop from predators tropical fruits and nuts."
Quote from: crozier on December 15, 2010, 06:47:45 PM
No look, next to the quote, I wrote "(Not true)"
EDIT:"The mango fruit is a deadly carnivorous plant of alien decay."
...30 translations later we get:
"Stan died of mango crop from predators tropical fruits and nuts."
How did this even happen? Stan?
...It had to be done.
"In A.D. 2101, war was beginning."
...56 translations later we get:
"First World War, 2101."
Captain: "What happen?"
...56 translations later we get:
Captain: "About."
Mechanic: "Somebody set us up the bomb."
...56 translations later we get:
Mechanic: "Pump."
Operator: "We get signal."
...56 translations later we get:
Operator: "No change."
Captain: "What!"
...56 translations later we get:
Captain: "Mackerel."
Operator: "Main screen turn on."
...56 translations later we get:
Operator: "Normal."
Captain: "It's you!!"
...56 translations later we get:
Captain: "You!"
Cats: "How are you gentlemen!!"
...56 translations later we get:
Cats: "Is it safe or not."
Cats: "All your base are belong to us."
...56 translations later we get:
Cats: "Prohibition Key - white."
Cats: "You are on the way to destruction."
...56 translations later we get:
Cats: "I."
Captain: "What you say!!"
...56 translations later we get:
Captain: "เพื่อตอบสนองต่อความท้าทาย!" / "In response to the challenge!"
Cats: "You have no chance to survive make your time."
...56 translations later we get:
Cats: "Description hope for life."
Cats: "Ha ha ha ha...."
...56 translations later we get:
Cats: "...."
Operator: "Captain!"
...56 translations later we get:
Operator: "Captain!"
Captain: "Take off every 'Zig'!!"
...56 translations later we get:
Captain: "Eysetdegonghamd!" / "All West!"
Captain: "You know what you doing."
...56 translations later we get:
Captain: "I know it's true."
Captain: "Move 'Zig'."
...56 translations later we get:
Captain: "Format for mobile phones."
Captain: "For great justice."
...56 translations later we get:
Captain: "Decision."
"I lost the game."
...56 translations later we get:
"What the game."
"He?s climbing in your windows He?s snatching your people up Trying rape them so you all need to Hide your kids Hide your wife Hide your kids Hide your wife Hide your kids Hide your wife and hide your husband Because they?re raping everybody out here"
...56 translations later we get:
"To hide the rape of his wife, children and women and children, were Injured in the face of the sandwich."
"Double rainbow!"
...56 translations later we get:
"Rnugongkoon!"
"It's over 9000!"
...56 translations later we get:
"9000 or more!"
Now I can finally paste the "You suck at translating!" result.
Quote"You suck at translating!"
...56 translations later we get:
"Aamnamerntkanneg!"
Quote from: God-I-Suck on December 15, 2010, 10:50:16 PM
"I lost the game."
...56 translations later we get:
"What the game."
That's my new catch phrase. "WHAT THE GAME!?!?!"
"O M G I don't know why but I'm really hyper and this is starting to get retarded what are we talking about again PIGGY PIGGY PIGGEEEEEEEEY!!!!"
...56 translations later we get:
"Magic piggeeeeeeeei players. Anrnoog ฉ work, slow to speak!"