Dear customer, You have no idea about running a business. I hope you fall and break your neck.
http://www.27bslash6.com/f4s.html
And to satisfy my curiosity....
Apparently it's true but not true! (http://scottymiller.net/files/phonecall.mp3)
Haha, so thats what scotty sounds like. :P
But its totally awesome, nice conversation. Haha
edit: I want to call and be like "Hello, I'm looking to purchase some 'Alarmed Squid' mittens. Do you have any in stock?"
I've always thought his email chains were a bit of a hoax, never really questioning their validity, just assuming that they are more or less a humorous creation of his sense of humor, but after re-reading through his email chain, specifically the first email from the guy where he says they received over 5k phone calls, and then the convo he says 5k phone calls on the first day, I'm beginning to question whether or not there is an element of truth to these emails. Too damn funny!
EDIT: These guys really are screwed by this, Google Maps Review (http://maps.google.com/maps/place?cid=7500780085297604154&q=Function+4+sports&gl=us&view=feature&mcsrc=google_reviews&num=10&start=0&ie=UTF8&ll=40.073868,-80.612183&spn=0,0&t=h&z=8) Their Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Function-4-Sports/44029255927)page, yeah, they're done in hard by this.
hahaha, they brought it upon themselves.