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Title: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: Forum on August 02, 2011, 01:32:58 PM
http://www.livescience.com/15346-texas-lake-blood-red.html

BS
Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: Mystery on August 02, 2011, 02:12:08 PM
Quote from: ArticleThe color has some apocalypse believers suggesting that OC Fisher is an early sign of the end of the world, but Texas Parks and Wildlife Inland Fisheries officials say the bloody look is the result of Chromatiaceae bacteria, which thrive in oxygen-deprived water.
So much fail.
Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: 11clock on August 02, 2011, 05:09:08 PM
More End of the World stuff? This is getting old. Jesus will come when he comes, not when lakes turn red and all that junk. <.<
Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: sayers6 on August 02, 2011, 05:43:32 PM
If there was all the sudden just blood, no water, then I might be concerned.
Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: Jake on August 02, 2011, 08:55:24 PM
Quote from: 11clock on August 02, 2011, 05:09:08 PM
More End of the World stuff? This is getting old. Jesus will come when he comes, not when lakes turn red and all that junk. <.<
I hope he comes on my birthday. That would be the best birthday ever.
Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: DarkTrinity on August 02, 2011, 09:52:58 PM
He already came, we were all just left behind. D:
Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: 11clock on August 02, 2011, 10:01:15 PM
Quote from: DarkTrinity on August 02, 2011, 09:52:58 PM
He already came, we were all just left behind. D:

So Christianity was all for nothing?

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Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: T-Rok on August 03, 2011, 02:58:41 AM
For the record, the the prophecy is that the moon will turn blood red three days before the coming of Christ, not the lake.
Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: DR4N3 on August 03, 2011, 12:59:37 PM
Lake turns red and people don't check the lake for bodies?
Bible says the end of the world will come like a thief at night anyway, thiefs don't turn your pool red before they steal yo crib.
Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: T-Rok on August 03, 2011, 03:00:02 PM
Quote from: DR4N3 on August 03, 2011, 12:59:37 PM
Lake turns red and people don't check the lake for bodies?
Bible says the end of the world will come like a thief at night anyway, thiefs don't turn your pool red before they steal yo crib.

No, but they do take yo' kids, yo' wife, and yo' husbands. So ya betta hide them.
Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: DR4N3 on August 03, 2011, 03:05:03 PM
Quote from: T-Rok on August 03, 2011, 03:00:02 PM

No, but they do take yo' kids, yo' wife, and yo' husbands. So ya betta hide them.
Cuz they rapin 'erbody out here.
Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: Forum on August 03, 2011, 03:43:01 PM
Quote from: DarkTrinity on August 02, 2011, 09:52:58 PM
He already came, we were all just left behind. D:
why are more ppl coming/are brought into the world ;o?
Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: Mystery on August 03, 2011, 04:02:58 PM
Quote from: Forum on August 03, 2011, 03:43:01 PM
Quote from: DarkTrinity on August 02, 2011, 09:52:58 PM
He already came, we were all just left behind. D:
why are more ppl coming/are brought into the world ;o?
Because people continue to produce offspring of their own accord and (as a whole) seemingly have no desire to stop.

On another note, you apparently missed that DT's post was intended to be humorous.  :-\
Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: Forum on August 03, 2011, 04:12:25 PM
Quote from: Mystery on August 03, 2011, 04:02:58 PM
Quote from: Forum on August 03, 2011, 03:43:01 PM
Quote from: DarkTrinity on August 02, 2011, 09:52:58 PM
He already came, we were all just left behind. D:
why are more ppl coming/are brought into the world ;o?
Because people continue to produce offspring of their own accord and (as a whole) seemingly have no desire to stop.

On another note, you apparently missed that DT's post was intended to be humorous.  >:(
Nope i got that but thanks for the response
Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: Jake on August 03, 2011, 04:13:39 PM
Quote from: Forum on August 03, 2011, 04:12:25 PM
Quote from: Mystery on August 03, 2011, 04:02:58 PM
Quote from: Forum on August 03, 2011, 03:43:01 PM
Quote from: DarkTrinity on August 02, 2011, 09:52:58 PM
He already came, we were all just left behind. D:
why are more ppl coming/are brought into the world ;o?
Because people continue to produce offspring of their own accord and (as a whole) seemingly have no desire to stop.

On another note, you apparently missed that DT's post was intended to be humorous.  >:(
Nope i got that but thanks for the response
It's not polite to change people's emoticons.
Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: Mystery on August 03, 2011, 04:34:16 PM
I'd also like to point out that people try to interpret things like this as a sign of Armageddon at every opportunity. People shouldn't take things like this seriously; unless it's something which can't be explained in a logical fashion. One of which I've yet to see.

I'm sure <5 min. of Google searches can easily turn up several more articles which are relevant to the date right now.
Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: Jesus7 on August 03, 2011, 05:36:24 PM
Nah i'm never coming back down there. Ya'll treat me like shit. :p
Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: HeroicHero on August 04, 2011, 08:23:26 PM
Quote from: Jesus7 on August 03, 2011, 05:36:24 PM
Nah i'm never coming back down there. Ya'll treat me like shit. :p

LOL If only Jesus posted on online game forums. ;P
Title: Re: Lake turns blood red, jesus is coming?
Post by: Yankyal on August 05, 2011, 02:23:00 AM
So an omnipotent God is turning lakes red and burning his face on toast and dog asses to warn of his coming...instead of any of that spectacular shit he did in the bible?


It just goes to show you how pathetic these "miracles" have become once more methods of recording have come about, as well as more scientific developments. Now that someone can point out BS fairly easily, miracles have become obscure and pointless.

Hundreds of years ago, you'd hear stories of rivers of flame and armies of angels in the sky, now it's retarded stuff like this :/