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Title: North Korea says its leader Kim Jong-il has died
Post by: ARTgames on December 18, 2011, 10:40:52 PM
https://twitter.com/#!/BreakingNews/status/148599421465133056

https://twitter.com/#!/BreakingNews

Interesting year
Title: Re: North Korea says its leader Kim Jong-il has died
Post by: Jake on December 18, 2011, 11:24:34 PM
Yay now North korea will realize the error of it's ways and become a peaceful deomocracy :)
Title: Re: North Korea says its leader Kim Jong-il has died
Post by: czechmate on December 18, 2011, 11:31:42 PM
Quote from: Jake on December 18, 2011, 11:24:34 PM
Yay now North korea will realize the error of it's ways and become a peaceful deomocracy :)

I know you're joking but just so everyone knows, the person replacing him is even more insane.  His death is sadly a bad sign for North Korea.
Title: Re: North Korea says its leader Kim Jong-il has died
Post by: stick d00d on December 19, 2011, 12:57:44 AM
Quote from: Jake on December 18, 2011, 11:24:34 PM
Yay now North korea will realize the error of it's ways and become a peaceful deomocracy :)
Of course! Just like Iraq and Afghanistan woo democracy!
Title: Re: North Korea says its leader Kim Jong-il has died
Post by: Scotty on December 19, 2011, 01:16:00 AM
Quote from: czechmate on December 18, 2011, 11:31:42 PM
Quote from: Jake on December 18, 2011, 11:24:34 PM
Yay now North korea will realize the error of it's ways and become a peaceful deomocracy :)

I know you're joking but just so everyone knows, the person replacing him is even more insane.  His death is sadly a bad sign for North Korea.

This has been the case for every dictator.  I for one look forward to seeing what kind of propaganda they put out about their new leader.  I forgot which one it was, maybe Kim's predecessor, they were putting out things like "he can walk on lily pads" and other outrageous claims to make them sound God-like.  I'm interested to see the upcoming dictator cure aids and develop a weapon capable of abolishing democracy with a breath.

EDIT: Here we go!  Not necessarily new, but here's what they're saying about the new leader:

"Our youth leader comrade grasped a gun at three and hit the mark, and he hit all lamps and bottles 100 meters away from him by shooting three shots per second with an automatic rifle."

Apparently he also made 20 shots within a 10-point circle.

These are better than Kim Jong Il's legendary feats which said he made a grenade from a pine cone and crossed a river on a leaf!  :P
Title: Re: North Korea says its leader Kim Jong-il has died
Post by: TANK on December 19, 2011, 07:45:47 PM
isn't it his chubby son who's becoming the next leader?
Title: Re: North Korea says its leader Kim Jong-il has died
Post by: venuse on December 19, 2011, 11:36:24 PM
something alittle odd
http://kotaku.com/5869207/video-game-almost-predicted-kim-jong+ils-death
Title: Re: North Korea says its leader Kim Jong-il has died
Post by: T-Rok on December 20, 2011, 12:42:45 AM
I'm enjoying this.

http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

King Jong-il looking at sausages... Interesting.