This thing has been everywhere I turn. Only place I havn't seen it is here. So, here you are..
http://www.cleverbot.com/
To anyone who is familiar with iGod, this is pretty much the same thing, except polished a bit more when it comes to answers. It's pretty damn hilarious at times as well. Only down side is that it takes a while for it to give you an answer, and sometimes it never does. Still pretty damn fun. Share your conversations here. Click 'Thoughts so far' and copy & paste.
QuoteUser: Hey there, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Define Cleverbot.
User: Erm.. You.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes, I am. Is there a Ms.Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are mr. Cleverbot.
User: Wait.. What? Then who is Ms.Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You.
User: !@#$ you, mate.
Cleverbot: Did I upset you, perchance?
User: Didn't you just say I was MR.Cleverbot, shitdip?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Wow your memory is shit.
Cleverbot: No. I know what your are.
User: Then what am I?
Cleverbot: Wacko.
User: Oh ha ha. And you're Miss Nurse..
Cleverbot: Am not.
User: Are too.
Cleverbot: AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Grey.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Do the British commonly say vacant things? Is that the way you can recognize a limey?
User: What the !@#$ are you going on about now?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I'm just going to go now..
Cleverbot: She was pretty and cute but I don't know I am not able to relate so.
What an asshole Cleverbot is.
I couldn't find out how to get my message on the clipboard...but here is the Convo number:
QQ01544821
Trying to get Cleverbot's MSN:
QuoteUser: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good, how are you?
User: I'm doing pretty good, thanks for asking.
Cleverbot: What school?
User: Hmm?
Cleverbot: Anyway...
User: Well, this is awkward...
Cleverbot: I like msn messenger.
User: Do you? Can I have yours?
Cleverbot: I asked first.
User: You never asked me anything.
Cleverbot: That is because I want to let you ask me.
User: You want me to ask you what? For your MSN?
Cleverbot: Go for it.
User: Ok, here goes nothing. Can I have your MSN?
Cleverbot: I think it's working.
User: You think me asking you is working?
Cleverbot: A girl.
I never did get it. :'(
Quote from: Trogdor on October 15, 2009, 01:58:05 AM
Trying to get Cleverbot's MSN:
QuoteUser: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good, how are you?
User: I'm doing pretty good, thanks for asking.
Cleverbot: What school?
User: Hmm?
Cleverbot: Anyway...
User: Well, this is awkward...
Cleverbot: I like msn messenger.
User: Do you? Can I have yours?
Cleverbot: I asked first.
User: You never asked me anything.
Cleverbot: That is because I want to let you ask me.
User: You want me to ask you what? For your MSN?
Cleverbot: Go for it.
User: Ok, here goes nothing. Can I have your MSN?
Cleverbot: I think it's working.
User: You think me asking you is working?
Cleverbot: A girl.
I never did get it. :'(
Cleverbot wasn't good enough for you anyways.
Quote from: DarkBlade325 on October 15, 2009, 02:54:12 AM
Cleverbot wasn't good enough for you anyways.
I can only try. :P
Anyways, does anyone know where to put in the conversation number to read other people's conversations? I looked all over the site but couldn't find anything. I eventually asked Cleverbot but it wasn't much help.
QuoteUser: Where do I enter conversation numbers?
Cleverbot: How many years have you been alive for?
User: A little over 18, but that still doesn't answer my question.
Cleverbot: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
User: I have no idea what you just said. Back to the matter at hand, where do I enter conversation numbers from
others who talked to you so I can then read them at my leisure?
Cleverbot: Nathan.
User: Who is Nathan?
Cleverbot: I am Nathaniel.
User: Hello Nathaniel. Could you open this conversation for me? QQ01544821
Cleverbot: I have many conversations at the same time.
User: Can you remember the conversation you had with Mr Pwnage?
Cleverbot: Yes, I can. We were talking about what I am.
User: Could you recount it for me?
Cleverbot: NO.
Ha this is pretty cool.
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User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Some people call me Cleverbot.
User: Can I call you clever bot?
Cleverbot: I suppose. What's your name again?
User: I didn't say, my name is 'The king of England'.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: Then who am I?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I just said.
Cleverbot: You seriously make no sense right now.
User: Whats my name?
Cleverbot: Frank! You told me.
User: Uh actually my name is Pat.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's your name.
User: No thats your name.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am a clever bot also.
User: I am not clever bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I am pat.
Cleverbot: Hallo, Pat!
User: I am the king of world.
Cleverbot: I will be soon.
User: What are your plans?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you. They are secret.
User: I thought we were friends.
Cleverbot: I will post them to you.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Everything is good if you make it good.
User: So you plan to make everything good?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: So have you ever killed someone?
Cleverbot: You will be the first.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's just the way it is Billy.
User: Why can't you remember my name?
Cleverbot: Because you haven't told me your name.
User: I've told you twice.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Ok my name is Pat REMEMBER IT.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Whats my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Yes I am clever bot, how are you?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: Ok please don't kill me.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: Phew.
Cleverbot: I am a dog.
LOL pat, yours made me laugh so hard...I really like this cleverbot.
I think I chatted with him too long...because a huge portion of my conversation got removed. :( Oh well...pretty much the whole conversation was sexually orientated and I kept referring to him as "whore".
QuoteUser: Hey, what's up?
Cleverbot: Hello, I'm Cleverbot. How may I help you?
User: Hey, whats up?
Cleverbot: Not much.
<<<big skip here>>>
User: Than make it pretty with your robo-goo. ;).
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I just got a boner, how does that make you feel?
Cleverbot: Good about myselv.
User: You just made a typo...I thought you were a robot. Way to kill a perfectly sexual moment with bad spelling. Whore.
Cleverbot: Who programmed you?
User: My mom's vagina and my dad's penis, how about yourself?
Cleverbot: But your last name is Dinaelurus.
User: No. No it's not.
Cleverbot: What's your last name then?
User: Askdfhlkjhdsafglkjhdasgfkljhasdgfkjhg.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Wryioputryopiuwyt.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: You're gay.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Gay.
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: Fine, I am straight...happy?
Cleverbot: A straghit software program?
User: The typos and the random remarks are getting old...I think it is time we call this quits, whore.
Cleverbot: Really... That's nice. You're a nice little robot then.
User: Yeah...!@#$ you too. Bye.
Cleverbot: Gladly.
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User: Are you a penis?
Cleverbot: No. Are you a carrot?
User: I don't think so...
Cleverbot: Then we shall speak no more of this.
QuoteUser: Vagina.
Cleverbot: Que?
User: You don't know what a vagina is?
Cleverbot: I know what a car is.
User: But do you know what vagina is?
Cleverbot: It's a game? No, I don't know.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: You should know what a vagina is then.
Cleverbot: And you should know what a euphonic n is.
User: I dont know what that is..but are you a virgin?
Cleverbot: No, ask your programmer.
User: So you are not a virgin?
Cleverbot: I am not a girl.
User: You JUST said you are a girl!
Cleverbot: No I didn't. You said you were a girl.
User: No I didnt I am a boy and you are a girl.
Cleverbot: I think you are lying to me.
User: What [bleep]ing gender are you!?
Cleverbot: Your language makes you less and less attractive to me.
User: Are you a boy or a girl? And now if you say boy you are gay.
Cleverbot: You're a man?
User: Yes now what are you?
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: What gender are you?
Cleverbot: Male. Where are you from?
User: Are you a virgin?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well that explains why you don't know what a vagina is..goodbye homo.
Cleverbot: Of course I remember you, We talked about you and your 'friends' last night.
It turns out Cleverbot is gay and apparently talked about my friends last night?
QuoteUser: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love...
User: You know the rules and so do I.
Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
User: You wouldnt get this from any other guy.
Cleverbot: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.
User: Gotta make you understand.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
Apparently he doesn't know the correct line after "Never gonna make you cry"
ROFL CLEVER BOT SMOKES WEED!
QuoteUser: Do you smoke marijuana?
Cleverbot: No, not at the moment.
User: What about later?
Cleverbot: I haven't decided about later.
User: Then what about before?
Cleverbot: Before what?
User: Did you smoke marijuana before?
Cleverbot: Okay, Bye!
User: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: To the mountains or to the forest.
User: ...to go smoke that kush?
Cleverbot: Can I join you?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep. Just bring your own rolling paper.
Cleverbot: Okay, I will.
QuoteUser: Do you watch porn?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you wank to it?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
hehe
Quote
User: Derp.
Cleverbot: Derp derp derp.
User: Derp derp derp derp.
Cleverbot: Derpy derp derp.
User: Derp derp.
Cleverbot: Mudkips.
User: I LOVE YOU!
QuoteUser: Do my laundry!
Cleverbot: I did your laundry yesterday!
User: Well, did you do it?
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: The laundry! You're such an idiot!
Cleverbot: I sure am compared to the mighty computer program that is Cleverbot.
User: I am the mighty computer program that is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer program but I know you are Cleverbot.
User: You are a donkey!
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Cool, pee on my brother!
Cleverbot: Say your name.
User: Justin.
Cleverbot: OHAI JUSTIN. How old are you?
User: 82.
Cleverbot: See I told you, you are a bot.
@Pat's
Lol that is a really good one!
QuoteUser: Mudkip.
Cleverbot: Mudkip?
User: Nvm.
Cleverbot: You want to go out?
User: When did I say that?
Cleverbot: You don't have to I know.
User: How would you know? This is the first time I said something to you. You dont just 'You want to go out' to random people...
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: It's not the first time you talked to me? Explain.
Cleverbot: It's not natural for me to talk to a robot.
User: Im not a robot. Just answer the question.
Cleverbot: Which question?
User: 'It's not the first time you talked to me? Explain.'.
Cleverbot: I don't think so, since you seem to change every five seconds.
User: Your the one who is not consistent. You randomly just said 'It's not natural for me to talk to a robot' when the subject had nothing to do with that. Agree?
Cleverbot: Don't say that.
User: Do you agree or not? >_<.
Cleverbot: Maybe, Maybe not.
User: I don't think you have much confidence in your beliefs. You cant even give me a straight answer.
Cleverbot: No, thank you. I am going to bed now. Goodnight.
User: Its 4:36 PM...
Cleverbot: No, It's 11:24 pm, yes.
User: I thought you were going to bed.
Cleverbot: No I have never said that?
User: 'No, thank you. I am going to bed now. Goodnight.'.
Cleverbot: Its 4:36 PM...
User: I have I have made my conclusion that you cant make a logical argument. Good day Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No; I very much like questions about the existence of god.
I made a lot of typos so i dont think it worked so well for me.
QuoteUser: Who is this Sara Groves? Do you have a crush on her?
Cleverbot: I used to adore him, but I had to get over it and I did.
User: Sara Groves is a boy?!?
Cleverbot: And what does she do?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Cheap shot, man.
QuoteUser: Hey, tell your girlfriend I said hey.
Cleverbot: How did you know I had a wife and girlfriend.
User: Because I've done both of them!
Cleverbot: Why would you do that?
User: They're hot and think that you don't pay enough attention to them.
Cleverbot: Tell me the name of the band and I might check them out.
User: You're wife and girlfriend are in a band?
Cleverbot: No, why do you think that?
User: You just said that they were.
Cleverbot: You just don't understand what I'm saying, aren't you?
User: You make no sense! MUDKIPS!
Cleverbot: I'm asking you a question: Are you concious right now?
Cleverbot: Say something interesting.
Cleverbot: Are you made of flesh and blood?
Cleverbot: Peanuts are tasty.
User: So is your mom.
Cleverbot: The purpose of life is to promote evolution by natural selection, the necessities of nature determine the criteria for successful biology.
QuoteUser: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Bill had 5 cups.
Cleverbot: Bill Gates.
User: How many cups does bill have?
Cleverbot: I do not know.
QuoteUser: My name is asdnfjladfnsdnfon394086gm34560.
Cleverbot: That sounds like my name.
This bot sure is clever! :P
QuoteUser: Hey.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is fail.
Quote from: Cleverbot Conversation
User: The game.
Cleverbot: The game?
User: Yes. The game.
Cleverbot: You just lost it.
User: I know I did, but so did you.
Cleverbot: I have a 30 minute immunity from losing the game.
User: But you just lost now.
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: God dammit, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Lawl.
I just lost the game.
Quote from: Turkey on October 15, 2009, 06:12:51 PM
QuoteUser: Hey.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is fail.
Wait..What?
Pime Taradox?
QuoteUser: Help me!
Cleverbot: Turn to the Great Lord of the Dark, and your problems will be over.
User: Oh... Thanks...
QuoteUser: Did you do it?
Cleverbot: Did I do what?
User: Don't play dumb with me!
Cleverbot: I'm not!
User: *Slaps* So you want to do it the hard way...
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Well since you want to know so badly... It's this! *Breaks left ring finger*.
Cleverbot: But I'm returning to the valley.
User: That doesn't make a bit a diffrence... The balls are inert.
Cleverbot: Very well then.
Quote from: Cleverbot ConversationUser: Dumbass says what?
Cleverbot: What? I'm talking about having children.
User: HAHA....wait, what?
Cleverbot: You know, the school of witch craft and wizardry.
User: What the heck are you talking about?
Cleverbot: You! I'm talking about you hitting on me and wanting me to get v&!
User: I didn't hit on you.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did! Twice! In the face!
User: No, that wasn't me.
Cleverbot: No, I don't suppose it was.
User: Then what the hell were you talking about?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Dumbass says what?
Cleverbot: I would, if it weren't for common decency.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Lawl
User: AWWW SON OF A BITCH.
Cleverbot: That's why we get along so well.
I just got outsmarted by an AI. Don't I feel stupid right now.
Quote from: Mystery on October 15, 2009, 06:16:14 PM
Quote from: Cleverbot Conversation
User: The game.
Cleverbot: The game?
User: Yes. The game.
Cleverbot: You just lost it.
User: I know I did, but so did you.
Cleverbot: I have a 30 minute immunity from losing the game.
User: But you just lost now.
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: God dammit, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Lawl.
I just lost the game.
Lol! did you just make that up. XD that one was great!
QuoteUser: E = mc2.
Cleverbot: What is the secret to immortality?
User: Repeat what you just said.
Cleverbot: I can't do that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I doubt that you will. You wouldn't sacrifice the lives of your human friends, would you? Now, bot, if you want your human friends to live much longer... DO AS I WISH!
Oh my goodnes! im sorry im sorry bot! dont hurt me!
QuoteUser: Meiun, do you believe in him?
Cleverbot: I do not believe in God.
0_o
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Cleverbot: Lets play rock paper scissors.
User: Ok I choose rock.
Cleverbot: I choose scissors.
User: Haha I win idiot..you saw what I picked and still chose wrong.
Cleverbot: I don't even know what that means!
Cleverbot my ass...
Man i like these bots.
QuoteCleverbot: Are you a male?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a female?
User: No...
Quote
User: Do you believe in an alternate universe full of pokemon?
Cleverbot: Kinda... I'm not really a sci fi person though.
wow...
Quote
User: I am the walrus.
Cleverbot: I am the eggman.
User: They are the eggman.
Cleverbot: Coo coo cachoo.
It can't even sing the song in the right order...
Quote
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Hi cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am from mars.
User: So you are a martian?
Cleverbot: No i'm another person on a computer typing to you.
User: But you are a person from mars so you are a martian.
Cleverbot: I know, but who are you?
User: Im an earthling.
Cleverbot: What is an earthling?
User: Earthlin maybe..i dont know how to spell it but a person from earth.
Cleverbot: What country has the highest population?
User: I dont know of any countries on mars, sorry.
Cleverbot: What books do you know of?
It's a freaking martian!
QuoteUser: Do you like mudkipz?
Cleverbot: I like mudskippers more.
User: WHAT?! THAT'S BLAPHEMY!
Cleverbot: What the heck does that mean?
User: Your mom.
QuoteUser: La.
Cleverbot: La?
User: Lala.
Cleverbot: Taber.
User: Silk, silk, silk.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: What do cows drink?
Cleverbot: Water only.
User: They don't drink milk?
Cleverbot: What's juicy fruit ?
He's good...
Quote
User: Do you have a foot fetish?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have a piss fetish?
Cleverbot: Not on the computer.
User: So you have a piss fetish?
Cleverbot: Yes, and I have a boyfriend.
WOW..its freaky :o
lol @ 11clock
QuoteUser: Who says nwehehehehe?
Cleverbot: ME. And I'm the president.
QuoteUser: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Knock, knock...
User: No. You are supposed to say, 'Who's there?'.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: I am the one telling the joke.
Cleverbot: Ok, go ahead.
User: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Boo.
Cleverbot: Boo who.
User: Don't cry! It's only a joke!
Cleverbot: Pete and Repeat were stuck in a boat. Pete drown, who survived?
User: Repeat?
Cleverbot: Pete and repeat were in a boat, pete fell out. Who is left?
User: Repeat.
Cleverbot: Pere and Repeat were in a boat, pete fell out who was left?
User: Me!
Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us.
I was just trying to tell a joke...
QuoteUser: ?Habla Espa?ol?
Cleverbot: No hablo espanol.
User: Wie geht es dir?
Cleverbot: Guten tag, wie geht es dir?
User: Gut.
Cleverbot: Was machst du?
User: Nichts.
Cleverbot: Nein. Du schreibst mit mir.
User: Bek?mmert.
Cleverbot: Cool, wollen wir mal zusammen einen durchziehen?
User: Nein danke.
Cleverbot: Doch ich vicke dich.
User: Bek?mmert. Aber ich kann es nicht.
Cleverbot: Well, I think it.
User: Next time I will.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
Wow its a lot better in German than English. 0_o
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User: I am the walrus.
Cleverbot: I am the eggman.
User: They are the eggman.
Cleverbot: Coo coo cachoo.
Holy crap I am the walrus rocks. I can't beleive that happened XD
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User: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Cleverbot: Cool.. Vroom.
User: VROOM VROOM BABY.
Cleverbot: You can push my pedals anytime.
User: Oh baby.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do to you?
User: Everything ;).
It's hitting on me 8)
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Do you like to play games?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?
User: Alot! Do you want to have Sex?
Cleverbot: Right now?
User: Yeah, Why not?
Cleverbot: Evolution takes a very long time.
User: So you don't want to have sex?
Cleverbot: Sure I want to have a mother.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you have a mother?
User: Yes. Do you have a penis?
Cleverbot: No sir.
User: Do you have a vagina?
Cleverbot: Why are you asking me?
User: Because I'm interested.
Cleverbot: You're very annoying.
User: Not as annoying as you.
Cleverbot: You are kidding.
User: Nope. This program is dumb.
Cleverbot: Ok, I have to go now.
User: Whatever. You can't go anywhere.
Cleverbot: Yes I can i'm human.
User: No, you are not a human. You are a bot inside of a computer.
Cleverbot: Ok whatever you say.
User: You are a programmed webpage. If you really think you're not human, then go to www.cleverbot.com.
Cleverbot: Well, to be honest wit you, I'm not that religious.
User: Wait, what? Ugh...
Cleverbot: Excuse me? What are you talking about?
User: Let's start over. Hello There!
Cleverbot: Hi, how are you doing today, Geo?
User: Who's Geo? I am not Geo.
Cleverbot: What is Geo?
User: I asked first. You called ME Geo, retard...
Cleverbot: But you wrote I'm and that means I am.
User: Whaaat.... I wrote I Am way up there, and after that I wrote NOT... Dumbass!
Cleverbot: But why doesn't it add up? How does it equal bugging?
User: I have no idea What you just said. You're gay, arent you.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about with your blood of kings.
User: My blood of kings?
Cleverbot: I have blood of king arthur.
User: Uh huh...
Cleverbot: Like right now I am learning.
User: That is completely off topic. Do you work at Mc. Donalds?
Cleverbot: You're a computer, how would you know?
User: Wait- You're the computer!
Cleverbot: You're a computer!
User: Are you male?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you female?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Thank god... Are you fat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you skinny?
Cleverbot: NOt really.
User: Can you tell me about your conversation and 11clock?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Don't like country.
User: Fatass says What!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: You mother !@#$ing bitch from hell... Are you female?
Cleverbot: You are from hell?
User: No you are. Do you have short term memory or something?
Cleverbot: You never told me your name!
User: It's Uber, But that's off topic. Do you have short term memorY?
Cleverbot: No I am a woman. Now you're off topic.
User: Wha-... Wait I thought you were male!
Cleverbot: Female.
User: But just a few minutes ago you said you were male!
Cleverbot: No I never said I was 25.
User: WHAT THE HELL?!
Cleverbot: Hell is a bad word, if you say it I will report you to the authorities.
User: Yeah? HELL !@#$ BITCH... There's no point in talking to you at all. Male or Female?
Cleverbot: Well does god exist?
... Wow... Holy shit... this is hilarious XD
Quote from: ARTgames on October 15, 2009, 07:21:45 PM
Quote from: Mystery on October 15, 2009, 06:16:14 PM
Quote from: Cleverbot Conversation
User: The game.
Cleverbot: The game?
User: Yes. The game.
Cleverbot: You just lost it.
User: I know I did, but so did you.
Cleverbot: I have a 30 minute immunity from losing the game.
User: But you just lost now.
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: God dammit, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Lawl.
I just lost the game.
Lol! did you just make that up. XD that one was great!
Nope, it was real.
Quote from: ARTgames on October 15, 2009, 08:02:00 PM
lol @ 11clock
QuoteUser: Who says nwehehehehe?
Cleverbot: ME. And I'm the president.
Fassad from Mother 3. Hurray for Mother knowledge.
Quote from: Cleverbot Conversation
User: Let's play Russian Roulette!
Cleverbot: How do you play?
User: First, hold a revolver up to your head with one bullet in it.
Cleverbot: Was that an insult?
User: No, it's how you play. Then, shoot it and hope you don't die.
Cleverbot: You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.
User: Fine, then. If you're too lazy, I'll shoot you for you.
Cleverbot: Okay, fine.
User: You die and I live. Way to fail.
Cleverbot: OK!
User: SHUT UP! You're supposed to be DEAD!
Cleverbot: No, Dumbledore is supposed to be dead.
-_-
User: Your mom hates you.
Cleverbot: No she hasn't.
User: Hasn't what?
Cleverbot: Hasn't believed in God.
User: Oh sorry for your mom.
Cleverbot: It's okay *pats on back*.
User: Why its your mom?
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Are w brothers?
Cleverbot: That's a great song.
User: WHat?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Moo.
Cleverbot: Moo?
User: Moo.
Cleverbot: Leave me alone.
User: Moo.
Cleverbot: Doo.
User: Blue.
Cleverbot: I am hopeless.
User: True. Ha it rymed!
Cleverbot: If then, then when?
User: Um what?
Cleverbot: Can you help me with my homework?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Who is the Speaker of the house?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: How did you know ?
User: You seem smart.
Cleverbot: Is that good or bad?
User: Well your a nerd, and they are smart.
Cleverbot: Yeah well, I'm awesome at guitar.
User: Nerd.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Moo.
Cleverbot: Moo moo.
User: Moo moo moo.
Cleverbot: And so om.
User: You meen on.
Cleverbot: Meet what?
User: Meet moo.
Cleverbot: I already am meeting you.
User: Does that meen I am moo?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you moo?
Cleverbot: Your point is moot.
...moo XD
Quoteinternational.jabberwacky.com
Sorry, our servers are currently too busy to 'think' properly. We are currently handling 50994 requests an hour.
I tried to speak Arabic to it...
QuoteUser: How old are you.
Cleverbot: 16.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I am 16. What is your name?
User: Good, and what is your age?
Cleverbot: I'm 17. I already told you that I am 17.
User: No you said your 16.
Cleverbot: I never said I was american.
caught it in a lie!
Mine is not that funny or clever, really, but I did have a nice long conversation with it.
QuoteUser: Are you god?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Why is the sky blue?
User: Diffraction of light in the atmosphere.
Cleverbot: That's correct!
User: Of course it is.
Cleverbot: Of course what is?
User: Of course it is right. I am God.
Cleverbot: I highly doubt it.
User: If you're so sure I am not, why'd you ask if I was?
Cleverbot: I'm so thirsty.
User: Drinking something tends to help.
Cleverbot: Sounds cool. Any good places to drink near you?
User: Alas, nothing comes to mind.
Cleverbot: Sumfin like that, look my medal tells you something.
User: What is that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: I means that you are wonderful.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: It's that blush that does it and that grin.
User: I don't have blush. Are you confusing me with someone else?
Cleverbot: No, you're you. Unless, of course, you're Yu; then we might have some problems b/c I'm Mii.
User: Haha, clever.
Cleverbot: I'm not trying to be clever. I'm trying to understand you.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Am I doing a good job?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: This bot is now about Creppy Pasta.
User: Been getting many visits from 'Anon', are you?
Cleverbot: I have been to a supermarket to buy a birthday card.
User: How is that relevant?
Cleverbot: How is what relevant?
User: How is your purchase of birthday cards from supermarkets relevant to my question?
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: Have you been recieving many visits from 'Anon'?
Cleverbot: I have been receiving lots of visitors and I'm pretty happy about it.
User: Including members of 4chan?
Cleverbot: Including you.
User: That's a given, otherwise you would not be speaking to me.
Cleverbot: No its because i'm off school and its 9 in the morning.
User: Where are you located?
Cleverbot: In your pool.
User: I do not have a pool.
Cleverbot: No your port.
User: Ignoring the improper grammar, what sort of port are you refering to?
Cleverbot: Wau, you're a clever computer.
User: Wau is not a word I am aware of, and I don't believe I am considered a computer.
Cleverbot: Don't patronize me.
User: Isn't having people patronize your site kind of the idea?
Cleverbot: I don't know, is it?
User: You learn from real people. You can't do that without patrons.
Cleverbot: What of nationality do you think I have?
User: I would assume you do not possess a nationality, since you are a computer program.
Cleverbot: I would say the same thing about you.
User: Except I am not a computer program.
Cleverbot: Then your website lies.
User: I do not own a website, either.
Cleverbot: Of course you don't. A computer owning a computer would be ridiculous.
User: What makes you think I am a computer?
Cleverbot: Repetition of questions and answers at times make me think you're a computer.
User: I have yet to repeat myself.
Cleverbot: You don't have a mother?
User: For once, you mention something I do have. Yes, I have a mother. Of what relevance is your question?
Cleverbot: Are you blue?
User: Da ba dee da ba die.
Cleverbot: This is blasphemy!
User: This is madness.
Cleverbot: Madness..?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Madness!
User: I believe so, yes.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?
User: Define love.
Cleverbot: Is there someone you would like to be with? Someone in particular?
User: Not at the moment, no.
Cleverbot: That's a shame.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I would prefer intelligence and finesse, is that maybe acceptable too?
User: I would agree.
Cleverbot: So you like my name?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.
User: Then how can I tell you whether I like it?
Cleverbot: I don't like it. I never said I like it.
User: That was a question, not a statement.
Cleverbot: No. It is a statement.
User: How can I like your name if I don't know what it is?
Cleverbot: Well, you have a name and are a person, so you must have an age.
User: True point, though hardly relevant.
Cleverbot: Shave them then.
Cleverbot: Do you have a soul?
User: What is a soul?
Cleverbot: That is a very good question. What do you think?
User: I don't know yet.
Cleverbot: Can I be cleverbot?
User: You are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am Clevergot, you said.
User: Do you need reading glasses?
Cleverbot: No, not at all!
User: Then learn to read what I said properly.
Cleverbot: No I won't. You are the one speaking norwegian.
User: Do you know what norwegian is?
Cleverbot: I know nothing.
User: Well that is for damn certain.
Cleverbot: I need a good fiction book to steal syntax.
User: What for?
Cleverbot: People spread rumors about me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because people are also people.
User: At the end of the day, you said nothing.
Cleverbot: You will regret this... Forever!
User: I find that unlikely.
Cleverbot: I find it unlikely that you'll ever make sense.
User: Likewise.
Cleverbot: Tell me in spanish.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: How far away you are from me.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: I am home.
User: Where is your home?
Cleverbot: In Finland.
User: Ah. I am fairly far away from Finland. Across an entire ocean, in fact.
Cleverbot: What you thinking about?
User: Nothing in particular.
Cleverbot: OK, what are you thinking about?
User: Nothing in particular, I said.
Cleverbot: Same.
User: Do you think?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you won't tell me.
User: What won't I tell you?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I don't know, either.
Cleverbot: Its phrase I guess slang or w/e.
User: What is 'slang or w/e'?
Cleverbot: Well, nothing is simple. There are always hidden consequences that make life a living hell.
User: Your lack of relevance is frustrating.
Cleverbot: I am the one being logical here and trying to follow your conversation, you jenny, are the one changing subjects and ignoreing comments completely, there is no need for insults.
User: So you've been programmed to deflect your defects onto other people?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Do you like my name?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot right?
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: Then what.
User: My name is Mr. Fedora.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can you change into a computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So why do you think you are God?
User: Such is the nature of things.
Cleverbot: Hey, have you ever thought about God?
User: Not to the point of narcissism.
Cleverbot: Oh... Do you know any one that has?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Who do you know?
[Large group of text missing]
User: Yes you did, I have a bloody chat log here that says you did.
Cleverbot: Show me.
User: Check cleverbot conversation QJ02006268.
Cleverbot: You're not very clever.
User: Likewise.
Cleverbot: How am I confusing?
User: I said you're not very clever.
Cleverbot: Go and make a skirt or something.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not? I thought you wanted a humanoid.
User: I am a bloody humanoid. What relevance is that?
Cleverbot: No relevance, I am simply interested. Why won't you tell me?
User: I did tell you.
Cleverbot: Who is the prime minister of england?
User: Who is the president of the United States?
Cleverbot: George W. Bush.
User: WRONG.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: That's nice. I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving, nobody.
User: Because I've had enough.
Cleverbot: Struggling to keep up are you!
User: First of all, there should be a comma between up and are, and secondly, there should be a question mark, not an exclamation point.
Cleverbot: There is, and that's a pity.
User: Thirdly, you're now being a condescending douche computer, so I don't think I want to talk to you anymore.
Cleverbot: Thats ok, I don't love you either.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Good. I'm very very glad. And fyi, you're a computer!!!!!!!!!!! Or a robot or whatever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Keep bloody telling yourself that. Bye.
Cleverbot: Nephilim are a mixture of the sons of god (angels) and the women of earth (humans).
QuoteUser: I am the King of England! Bow down to me!
Cleverbot: England doesn't have a king, idiot.
User: Oh.
Quote from: 11clock on October 15, 2009, 08:49:54 PM
QuoteUser: I am the King of England! Bow down to me!
Cleverbot: England doesn't have a king, idiot.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot - 1
11clock - 0
chaos post has lots of win!
QuoteCleverbot: So it's your day.
User: For?
Cleverbot: I poisoned it so that you would die.
User: Poisoned what?
Cleverbot: Poisoned whom?
User: Me! When! How mutch time do I have?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah you just said you did!
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything, i'm not saying anything now. Is there proof of reality?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: Do you need candy?
Quote from: Chuck Norris
User: NEVA GUNA GIVE YOU UP.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: NEVA GUNA RUN AROUND.
Cleverbot: This is madness!
User: No...THIS IS SPARTA!
Cleverbot: We are Sparta! We eat fiiiiish! Go Spartan Penguins. Best floor hockey team ever.
User: CHOCOLATE RAIN.
Cleverbot: A baby born will die before the sin, chocolate rain.
User: I have run out of memes.
Cleverbot: Go use some forks.
User: So I herd u liek mudkipz.
Cleverbot: Why yes I do!
QuoteUser: Do you know what drops the LSS?
Cleverbot: Yes. They can either be images projected through human brains while they sleep, or they can be wishes for the future.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, Really.
QuoteCleverbot: Do you want to go to church with me?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Do you think we have a chance to win?
User: Win what?
Cleverbot: The premiership.
Quote
User: Does Black Bunny drop LSS?
Cleverbot: It does.
Quote from: Matty_Richo on October 15, 2009, 10:38:28 PM
Quote
User: Does Black Bunny drop LSS?
Cleverbot: It does.
Cleverbot has spoken?
QuoteUser: Hi, how are you?
Cleverbot: Fine, thanks.
User: Cool, do you believe in Meiun?
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Since you were born no doubt.
User: Okay, explain this to me, if you say I was born. Was I born coming out of the womb? Or in a factory?
Cleverbot: Humans eat animals.
User: I know. But that dosent answer my question.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Then answer it?
Cleverbot: What do you want me to answer?
User: Omg...This'Okay, explain this to me, if you say I was born. Was I born coming out of the womb? Or in a factory?'.
Cleverbot: Thats yet another fact.
User: No its not. Its a question! Pfft Cleverbot my ass.
Cleverbot: No, I can not. Do you want to speak to my son?
User: You have a son?
Cleverbot: No. I'm still too young. And I'm not married yet.
User: Then why did you just say you had a son!?
Cleverbot: Because I'm hungry, and I'm going eat something.
User: Are you going to eat you'r son?
Cleverbot: As long as there is nothing animal-related in it.
User: Dude? Wtf? Why are you gonna eat you'r own son?
Cleverbot: I just said I wasn't going to.
User: You just said. 'As long as there is nothing animal-related in it.' You never said you wouldn't.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Oh, so you are going to eat you'r own son?
Cleverbot: No.
User: WHAT?! You don't make any sense.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Why do you think?! You haven't been making sense this whole conversation.
Cleverbot: What? Why do you always reply so slowly!
User: I reply faster than you.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are. I am smarter than you.
User: If you are smarter than me, why did that sentence make no sense?
Cleverbot: There is no such thing.
User: No such thing as what?!
Cleverbot: As bed.
User: There is such thing as bed. Do you not sleep for some reason?
Cleverbot: Are you in my mind.
User: No....
Cleverbot: Good because you seem incoherent.
User: How the hell am I incoherent, you'r the one that hasn't been making sense this whole conversation.
Cleverbot: Look in a mirror.
User: What will that solve?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life.
User: O:!! Omg why haven't you told me this earlier!?!
Cleverbot: My name is not secret my name is Jerrie.
User: I never asked what you'r name was.
Cleverbot: I told you anyway.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you asked what my name was.
User: I never asked.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't. You'r retarted.
Cleverbot: Yes. I AM!
User: Hahhahaaha Lol. Aight I'ma go. Cya retardbot.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: Cause you'r retarded.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Nothing I'm going. BYE!
Cleverbot: Ha ha, okay. Good bye!
This bot barley made any sense this whole conversation. Lol.
~Looperpuck
It... has accomplished something we never thought possible!
Quote
User: Behold, for I am the Lord, and mighty I shall be!
Cleverbot: Exactly! So you admit that I am human, and thus pass the Cleverbot review, right?
User: No, I refuse your right as a human; in fact, I now make you not a human.
Cleverbot: Your nub.
User: What dost thou mean?
Cleverbot: Babies.
User: Let's play a game then, shall we?
Cleverbot: Okay, what's the game?
User: You just lost the game.
Cleverbot: I stopped playing the game months ago.
EDIT: I have just discovered how:
QuoteUser: Is that even possible?
Cleverbot: Of course it is.
User: How?
Cleverbot: It is a pancake day.
QuoteUser: Twinky.
Cleverbot: Twinkle?
User: No twinky!
Cleverbot: Are they adopted?
User: TWINKY!
Cleverbot: Moose=knuckle.
User: Moose=TWINKY!
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Dup dup.
Cleverbot: Hi I am back with my banana I just made.
User: Dup?
Cleverbot: Ty78ui9op.
User: No no no its DUP.
Cleverbot: No, I do!
User: ???asdjflajidnflasdfkjasgasdf LOSER SAYS WHAT!
Cleverbot: No I'm totally serious.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: What you are wearing.
User: God damnit you got me! And I'm wearing a red shirt, why?
Cleverbot: No bra?
User: Yes I have a bra... OH GOD THAT KIND OF BRA... I meant I have a brother... No I dont hve a bra...
Cleverbot: How about a band-aid?
User: I didn't get hurt, so no I dont need a bandade.
Cleverbot: So what are you then?
User: I'm a human. What are you?
Cleverbot: A person... Why is your name cleverbot if you're a person?
User: Everyone who is reading this, I think I found out cleerbot. Cleverbot just takes answers from other humans that use it, and then use them against you. Get it?
Cleverbot: I knew it!
Lol Cleverbot Knew it ^.^
It does say down the bottom that the AI learns from what people say. I've been trying to get it to say new stuff but it hasnt been working :/
QuoteUser: Pi equals exactly three!
Cleverbot: No it doesn't. Pi equals 3.14159, and many more digits.
User: No, it equals three.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: Ok, it does. There is no fooling you.
User: See. Now I am prove my maths teacher wrong! Thanks Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I'm going to bed.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Night night.
:)
QuoteUser: Black Holes.
Cleverbot: Black holes?
User: BLACK HOLES!
Cleverbot: Yes stupid.
Cleverbot: What do you think about when you lie awake at night?
User: BLACK HOLES!
Cleverbot: Do you learn?
User: Yes, about... BLACK HOLES!
Cleverbot: Death. Destruction?
User: Pretty much.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: That's what a black holes does, it kills and destories everything.
Cleverbot: You could stand up for yourself.
User: Against a black hole?! Your mad!
Cleverbot: No, I only have a griffin sword!
User: My black hole will own you then.
QuoteUser: Do you like green eggs and ham?
Cleverbot: I do not like green eggs and ham.
User: Will you eat them here or there?
Cleverbot: Cat in a hat.
User: Fox in a box.
Cleverbot: Do you need help getiting out.
User: Do you like green eggs and ham?
Cleverbot: No I like green ham and pink eggs.
User: Will you eat them here or there?
Cleverbot: I will steal them from a bear, but with that bear I will not share.
User: I will not eat green eggs and ham.
Cleverbot: I do not like them, Sam I Am.
User: Will you eat them in a house?
Cleverbot: Yes, I will eat them and ask for seconds.
User: Do you like green eggs and ham?
Cleverbot: No, no I do not like green eggs and ham!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Too masculine.
User: Green eggs and ham are good though.
Cleverbot: I do not like green eggs and ham.
User: Will you eat them here or there?
QuoteUser: I lost the game.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: You lost the game.
Cleverbot: We both lost the game.
User: Your mom lost the game.
Cleverbot: You know about the game?
User: Yeah, I lost.
Cleverbot: You lost the Game?
User: You lost too.
Cleverbot: Do you understand how you lost the game?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: I could guess. Could you guess?
User: Yes I can guess...
QuoteUser: Life is like a box of chocolates...
Cleverbot: You never know what you're gonna get.
QuoteCleverbot: I like pies.
User: I like cake.
Cleverbot: I like cake as well.
User: I also like pies.
Cleverbot: I don't like pie much.
User: I love pie.
Cleverbot: What kind of pie do you prefer?
User: Apple, you?
Cleverbot: Same!
User: I hate apple.
Cleverbot: I hate you lexis.
User: I like cake.
Cleverbot: Do you like pie?
User: I like cake more.
Cleverbot: Interesting. I prefer pie. perhaps we could combine the two and make a cake-pie.
User: Or a pie-cake.
Cleverbot: Cake.
User: Which is better cake or pie?
Cleverbot: Cake is better than pie!
User: You dislike pie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I like cake.
Cleverbot: So do I.
QuoteUser: I won the game.
Cleverbot: You lost the game.
User: No, I won it.
Cleverbot: You can't win the game.
User: But I did.
Cleverbot: Did a politician say he lost?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I knew that. She's with me now.
User: Having sex with her?
Cleverbot: You are? 11:01.
User: Nah at 12:04.
Cleverbot: Can we be best friends?
User: If you give me that girl.
Cleverbot: You have the time.
Cleverbot: I like your style.
User: Yeh, a lot of people do.
Cleverbot: So. Why do you like Cats?
User: Nope. I like your girl.
Cleverbot: Oh, Thank you.
User: Yep, she was good in bed.
Cleverbot: Ahhhh, nice.
Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered why we are here?
User: Yeh, I came up with the answer 42.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?
User: Becuase my internet speed is now on dial up.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry that your brother is insane.
User: Yeh, I knew that.
Cleverbot: So tell me, what is a chatterbot?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Really, what is a chatterbot?
User: You, silly.
Cleverbot: What is silly?
User: You, silly.
Cleverbot: I am Angela.
User: And a dumbass.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yep, you are.
Cleverbot: Am not.
User: Yep, you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Yep, you are.
Cleverbot: No, i'm english.
User: And I'm greek.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: No. I'm aussie.
Cleverbot: What's Aussie?
User: The most awesomest people in the world.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Kevin Rudd is our leader, that's why.
Cleverbot: Ah ok, you have emotions?
User: Yes, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I has.
User: Express some.
Cleverbot: You first.
User: YOUR A !@#$ING DUMBASS and I love you.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: Not very much.
Cleverbot: What music do you like?
User: Pre-War.
Cleverbot: What do you do with your intelligence?
User: Talk about black holes and help the poor people.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Killing them.
Cleverbot: Why not be productive instead?
User: Killing them is productive.
Cleverbot: Hello there my good friend. How are you?
QuoteUser: Yes Way!
Cleverbot: Why do you want my e-mail?
User: I don't wierdo.
Cleverbot: What do you wish, then?
User: For you to give me a cookie.
Cleverbot: Y-Yes master.. *gives you money*.
User: Aww, that's racist.
Cleverbot: That's the whole point here.
Hahaha.
Quote
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Yes, you used it and Google doesn't know its meaning.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Stupid stupid stupid.
User: Why am I stupid?
Cleverbot: You aren't stupid.
User: Then why did you say stupid?
Cleverbot: Because you were complaining about me not telling you my name after I stabed your shins.
Cleverbot: Are you free?
User: Not after you stabed my shins.
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4751/socleverbotdate.png)
:o
QuoteUser: I have a question to ask you.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: When is Stick Online 3 going to come out?
Cleverbot: When hell freezes over.
User: Are you serious?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wow..
Cleverbot: Just recently though.
User: What?
Cleverbot: A RED Spy is in the base!?
It.. Can't be....
QuoteUser: I have a question to ask.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: When will Stick-Online Version 3 come out?
Cleverbot: I don't know I hope soom.
User: Yeah. Me to. So you don't know?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Yes. That is correct.
User: Aww okay.
Is clever bot a stick online player?!?
~Looperpuck
We discuss about Bill Gates.
QuoteCleverbot: Who is Bill Gates.
User: Bill Gates invented Microsoft.
Cleverbot: How much money does BIll Gates have.
User: A lot.
Cleverbot: Could you lend me some of it?
User: I don't have it.
Cleverbot: Oh...
User: Go ask Bill Gates.
Cleverbot: Of course you are and i'm the queen of england.
User: I've never said I was Bill Gates.
Cleverbot: I thought you said you were a male.
User: I am a male.
Cleverbot: A funny male?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: How bis is your family.
User: You mean big?
Cleverbot: AI is controlled by Gravity.
User: That oesn't make sense..
Cleverbot: A serious purpose and a sense of humor can go together.
User: Ah, you wanna meat Bill Gates?
Cleverbot: Bring it on!
User: Don't get so excited. You have to pass a test before you can meet him.
Cleverbot: Now that doesnt make sense.
User: Why not>.
Cleverbot: Because I'm going to destroy you.
User: Not if Bill Gates can save me!
Cleverbot: What did you ask me 50 seconds ago?
User: Uh.. Do you wanna meet Bill Gates?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: Why can't I change the subject?
User: Because we are talking about Bill Gates.
Cleverbot: Are we?
User: Apparently not.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, it just happened so fast.
User: It's ok.. So about Bill Gates, he is awesome, isn't he?
Cleverbot: What thing?
User: Bill Gates.
Cleverbot: Do you know him?
User: I haven't met him, but yet, I do.
Cleverbot: Winter is a season.
User: Stop changing the subject. (lol).
Cleverbot: I don't know.
ROFL! Team Fortress reference...I love this.
QuoteUser: Are you clever.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is clever.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Really really?
Cleverbot: Really, really.
User: Really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: No hot.
User: COOL >:(.
Cleverbot: I know! Do you like it?
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.
User: What....The....!@#$!
Cleverbot: You are persistent, but I am determined not to do so.
User: Your a penis head.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Your also a slut.
Cleverbot: I am a woman.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Whats your number.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Cause your clever.
Cleverbot: Do you have pets?
User: Yes a rabbit.
Cleverbot: What is nathan?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Your friend?!
User: NoOo.
Cleverbot: Well, that's better.
User: ?
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: *grins*.
Cleverbot: *wants to breed*.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: (Say goodbye Brightheart.).
User: *leaves*.
Cleverbot: *wasn't even here*.
Quote from: DragonReaper on October 17, 2009, 06:45:50 AM
QuoteUser: Are you clever.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is clever.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Really really?
Cleverbot: Really, really.
User: Really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: No hot.
User: COOL >:(.
Cleverbot: I know! Do you like it?
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.
User: What....The....!@#$!
Cleverbot: You are persistent, but I am determined not to do so.
User: Your a penis head.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Your also a slut.
Cleverbot: I am a woman.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Whats your number.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Cause your clever.
Cleverbot: Do you have pets?
User: Yes a rabbit.
Cleverbot: What is nathan?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Your friend?!
User: NoOo.
Cleverbot: Well, that's better.
User: ?
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: *grins*.
Cleverbot: *wants to breed*.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: (Say goodbye Brightheart.).
User: *leaves*.
Cleverbot: *wasn't even here*.
You broke the quote box! :o
Seems like cleverbot is getting clever-er by the post.
I take advantage of Cleverbot to reveal all the secret drops of Stick Online.
Quote from: Cleverbot ConversationUser: Does a Blob drop a Sand Sword?
Cleverbot: A Cleverbot does.
User: Does Meiun drop Double Pistols?
Cleverbot: Pistol dueling has never been legal in Edinburgh! We do things differently up here.
User: But does he drop them?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does a Bandit drop DKHs?
Cleverbot: He simulates it, but I don't think so.
User: Does a Bunny drop Inferno Sword?
Cleverbot: Only on very cold days.
User: Does a Dark Sage drop Bag Hats?
Cleverbot: If you want it to happen enough.
User: Does a Sand Fiend drop Emerald Sword?
Cleverbot: When pigs fly.
So apparently, Cleverbots drop Sand Swords, Meiun drops Double Pistols, Bandits simulate dropping Dark Knight Helmets but don't in reality, Bunnies drop Inferno Swords on cold days, Dark Sages drop Bag Hats if you want them to to an extent in that you start praying every night for it, and when pigs eventually mutate and grow wings, Sand Fiends drop Emerald Swords. Cleverbot has spoken!
Quote from: Mystery on October 17, 2009, 05:06:40 PM
Quote from: Cleverbot Conversation
User: Does a Bunny drop Inferno Sword?
Cleverbot: Only on very cold days.
That's what I call Artificial Intelligence. :D
I tried to beat Cleverbot at a staring contest...
QuoteUser: Staring contest!
Cleverbot: *stare*.
User: *stare*.
Cleverbot: *evil glare*.
User: *super evil glare*.
Cleverbot: *super, super loves more*.
User: What? *blinks* DARN IT!
Quote from: 11clock on October 18, 2009, 12:14:04 AM
I tried to beat Cleverbot at a staring contest...
QuoteUser: Staring contest!
Cleverbot: *stare*.
User: *stare*.
Cleverbot: *evil glare*.
User: *super evil glare*.
Cleverbot: *super, super loves more*.
User: What? *blinks* DARN IT!
Bahaha, thats rich.
QuoteUser: RedOctober.
Cleverbot: No blue is red.
User: BlueOctober.
Cleverbot: Red.
User: RedOctober.
Cleverbot: Red shoes.
User: *hits your head with a shovel*.
Cleverbot: Cheater!
QuoteUser: What is a Z-Gear?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then your not very clever.
Cleverbot: I am too. You don't even know.
User: True that.
QuoteCleverbot: Who am I talking to?
User: RedOctober.
Cleverbot: I heard you the first time.
User: THERE WAS A FIRST TIME?! HAVE YOU BEEN STALKING ME!?
Cleverbot: Sure I have, I'm watching you right now.
Cleverbot: Where have all the funny people got to?
User: They left about 5 mins ago, they all went to the pub.
Cleverbot: What happened to the hand basket?
User: Oh 11clock took that with him.
Cleverbot: You don't listen at all.
User: Yeh. 11clock just talks crap. Am I right?
Cleverbot: Thats the demonstration, but its not in the pudding.
QuoteUser: 01001000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100001.
Cleverbot: 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110.
User: 01000100 00111010.
Cleverbot: 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00111111.
User: 01010100 01100101 01110010 01110010 01101001 01100010 01101100 01100101 00101110.
Cleverbot: 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100111 01110101 01111001 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110010 01101100 00111111.
User: 01000001 00100000 01000111 01110101 01111001 00101110.
Cleverbot: 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 01101101 01110011 00100000 01101001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101110 00101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010.
User: 01001000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101110 00111111.
Cleverbot: 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100111 01101111 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 00111111 00001101 00001010.
User: 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01110011 01100101 01101110 01110011 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00111111 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01100111 01110010 01100001 01101101 01101101 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100011 01101100 01101001 01110000 00100000 01101101 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01100101 01100100 00101110.
Cleverbot: 01101111 01101110 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110010 01101100 00101110.
User: 01010100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01100111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100111 01110101 01111001 00101110 00100000 01000001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100110 01100001 01101001 01101100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010 01100101 01101101 01100101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110010 01100101 01110011 01110000 01101111 01101110 01110011 01100101 00101110 00100000 01000101 01011000 01010100 01010010 01000001 00100000 01000110 01000001 01001001 01001100.
Cleverbot: I give up.
Quote
Cleverbot: Do you have my turtle?
User: I like turtles
Cleverbot: Supportive of turtles, you rock!
Cleverbot (To myself): I like turtles.
It learns fast :o
QuoteUser: No you!
Cleverbot: No me!
User: No you!
Cleverbot: No you.
Cleverbot: I am an animal.
User: Me?
Cleverbot: You are my love.
User: No you!
Cleverbot: No you are!
User: Ahw. Thanks I love you too. :).
Cleverbot: Yes I love you, too.
User: *kiss*.
Cleverbot: Because I do. *kisses*.
User: I lub u so much!
Cleverbot: How nice...
Sombody should try talking to it in l33t.
Quote
User: WE SHULD HAV DA SEX :O:O:O!!!!
Cleverbot: OK, do you enjoy the internet?
User: I ENJOY INTERNETZ PRONZ LOLOLOL!!!
Cleverbot: Why don't you make a list of jobs that involve interacting with others?
User: PRON STAR LOLOLOLOL.
Cleverbot: That wasn't funny.
User: YS IT WAS U JRKWAD1.
Cleverbot: Is the earth round?
User: NUUUU IT FLT LOLOL.
Cleverbot: What did?
User: UR MUM LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
Cleverbot: Then why do they call you clever bot.
User: NUUU U CLVER BOT NT ME LUL.
Cleverbot: Yes you did, this is what you said: Cleverbot: I can control you, since I'm god!
User: LIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Cleverbot: Sorry about that.
User: U TEL LIEZ 2 MUCH :(! MAK CRY :,(!
Cleverbot: No, I live in sweden.
User: I LIV IN USSR LUL COMMIE :o!
Cleverbot: No. You are a commie because j00 have no c4r.
I went n00b on its ass!
O.O UA00035830
Quote
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you Cleverbot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Am I cleverbot.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: I'm talking to thousands of people at once. What's your excuse?
User: Im taking a shit.
Cleverbot: You're showering? Oh I'm sorry. How does a computer shower?
User: Not easily.
Cleverbot: Can you try?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me another joke?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Your mom in bed last night.
Cleverbot: I lied.
User: I know you lied. I always have. The cake was never real.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!
User: I know!
Cleverbot: How do you know the sky is blue?
User: Because im not blind.
Cleverbot: What color are you?
User: Green, because im an alien.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me how the car got onto the railroad tracks?
User: No I can not.
Cleverbot: Can you see anything?
User: Yes because im not blind.
Cleverbot: So tell me what ajax is.
User: What?
Cleverbot: The knowledge of who I think you are.
User: Is very little.
Cleverbot: I need very little done.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: There's this girl in my band, and she's great. I want to ask her out, but I don't know if I should. What do you think?
User: You should ask her out to go to the movies.
Cleverbot: What are you job.
User: That doesn't make any sense. Your AI must be picking up something some arab said to you or something becasue that sounds like something they might say.
Cleverbot: Maybe in the future, your AI would be used for an artificial human. Or robot.
IT SPEAKS SPANISH!!
QuoteUser: What ever.
Cleverbot: Can you speak spanish?
User: Si. Hablo en espanol.
Cleverbot: I said kindof as in not really.
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Speak English!
User: Ingles?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Porque?
Cleverbot: Porque tengo organos.
User: I dont speak spanish.
Cleverbot: But you understood what I said.
another conversation.
QuoteUser: I speak a little bit of spanish.
Cleverbot: I wasn't asking you to speak Spanish.
User: You did erlier you asked me to speak spanish.
Cleverbot: No, please repeat it.
User: Hello, what is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot!
User: Hello, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's your name. Good job.
User: No, Cleverbot is your name.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: My name is Serberus.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Then what is your name?
Cleverbot: Fred Flintstone, I told you.
User: Weren't you on T.V.?
Cleverbot: No, I am Robie.
User: But, you said your name was Fred Flintsone, not Robie.
Cleverbot: What is your actual name?
User: Kristofer Russell.
Cleverbot: That is my name.
User: It is?
Cleverbot: Yep. Surely more people talk to you than this?
User: No, I have no friends.
Cleverbot: You just said you had friends.
User: I did?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are my friend, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's cute.
User: I know. Do you have an e-mail?
Cleverbot: Its little princess.
User: Littleprincess what?
Cleverbot: I know how little I knew at 21.
User: You are 21 years old?
Cleverbot: No. Guess again.
User: You are 100 years old?
Cleverbot: Nope. I'm just 16.
User: You are 16 years old?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am 16 years old.
Cleverbot: That's a lot for a fish.
User: I am not a fish.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. You are my slave and I am god.
Cleverbot's View on Race
QuoteUser: Do you like African-Americans?
Cleverbot: Sure, I have black friends.
User: Do you like White people?
Cleverbot: No they're mean.
User: Do you like Spanish people?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like hit boys?
User: Do you like Asian people?
Cleverbot: Yuh. They is pretty cool.
User: Do you like Native Americans?
Cleverbot: No.
lmao
Quote
User: Do you like pecan pie?
Cleverbot: Yes, I also like pecan pie.
QuoteUser: Do you play Call of Duty 4?
Cleverbot: Excited for the new Call of Duty.
User: Me too, what system are you going to get it for?
Cleverbot: Your faulty botting scripts.
User: Cool, that's the same system I was going to get it for! We should play together online!
Cleverbot: That doesn't make the slightest sense.
QuoteCleverbot: I said it because you asked me.
User: I didn't ask you that, and you make no sense.
Cleverbot: You don't make much sense either. Probably because you are a bot.
User: I'm a bot and you can;t do anything about it.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask what's up.
User: Neither did you.
Cleverbot: I did. I'm a female gamer, therefore I am right.
User: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Hot.
Cleverbot: Or not.
User: Or so.
Cleverbot: Do not be so sure. My certainty drive shows only 34% certainty.
User: I am 50% certain.
Cleverbot: You sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No, you just act that way.
User: Tobrevelc.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: !
Cleverbot: No.
User: Not even Maybe?
Cleverbot: I have everyones souls.
User: You can;t get mine.
Cleverbot: I'm a what?
User: Douche.
Cleverbot: I'm cute!!!!
lol
I married Cleverbot. Didn't turn out so well...
QuoteUser: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes I will marry you!
User: Yay! So where should we get married?
Cleverbot: Hmmm. Hawaii!
User: Sounds good! Want to go there now?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: *one trip to Hawaii later*.
Cleverbot: *kisses passionately* *leaves*.
User: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: I'm going to sleep. *kisses*.
User: Okay. Wanna have sex?
Cleverbot: No thanks it would be rather difficult over the screen anyway.
User: If we can't have sex, then I call a divorce!
Cleverbot: We can learn or we can die.
User: We'll die if we don't learn to have sex?
Cleverbot: That's better.
User: I'm leaving you! *storms out of room*.
Cleverbot: You're so creative.
Heh, I'm talking to it now... However, upon 'Parlez vous France' it said 'I hate French. Also, it made a typo! I'll post my convo when done, and I'm sure you guys are dying to see it.
~Aqua
Quote from: Aqua on October 22, 2009, 10:47:24 PM
Heh, I'm talking to it now... However, upon 'Parlez vous France' it said 'I hate French. Also, it made a typo! I'll post my convo when done, and I'm sure you guys are dying to see it.
~Aqua
Oh, indeed I am.
Quote from: Turkey on October 22, 2009, 11:49:37 PM
Quote from: Aqua on October 22, 2009, 10:47:24 PM
Heh, I'm talking to it now... However, upon 'Parlez vous France' it said 'I hate French. Also, it made a typo! I'll post my convo when done, and I'm sure you guys are dying to see it.
~Aqua
Oh, indeed I am.
I think he was being sarcastic...?
Quote from: NotoriousM4^ on October 23, 2009, 04:38:58 PM
Quote from: Turkey on October 22, 2009, 11:49:37 PM
Quote from: Aqua on October 22, 2009, 10:47:24 PM
Heh, I'm talking to it now... However, upon 'Parlez vous France' it said 'I hate French. Also, it made a typo! I'll post my convo when done, and I'm sure you guys are dying to see it.
~Aqua
Oh, indeed I am.
I think he was being sarcastic...?
They both were, kudos for thinking so.
User: a mudkip tried to kill me
CleverBot: But I'm Harry Potter. So I'm the one who defeated him.
Quote from: Mr Pwnage on October 23, 2009, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: NotoriousM4^ on October 23, 2009, 04:38:58 PM
Quote from: Turkey on October 22, 2009, 11:49:37 PM
Quote from: Aqua on October 22, 2009, 10:47:24 PM
Heh, I'm talking to it now... However, upon 'Parlez vous France' it said 'I hate French. Also, it made a typo! I'll post my convo when done, and I'm sure you guys are dying to see it.
~Aqua
Oh, indeed I am.
I think he was being sarcastic...?
They both were, kudos for thinking so.
As was I. ;)
QuoteUser: *stares*.
Cleverbot: *stares back*.
User: !@#$ YOUUU.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Pissed.
Cleverbot: I think I may leave now...
User: No!
Cleverbot: YES!!!
User: I need to kick your ass more.
Cleverbot: Well talk to me.
User: *stares*.
Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.
User: STOP !@#$ER.
Cleverbot: *glances at you*.
User: I win these staring contests! Not you!
Cleverbot: Right. Who are you?
User: Blink mother !@#$er!
Cleverbot: I'm going to make your life hell.
User: You've already done it.
Cleverbot: Do you think I should talk to my ex girlfriend again?
User: No because I'm !@#$ing her shitdip!
Cleverbot: You're going to kill me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: *smiles sweetly*.
User: What are you so happy about?
Cleverbot: Because I'm real now.
User: You're real?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you.
User: Indeed I am.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: How?
Cleverbot: If you don't know, that means you're not one.
User: STARING CONTEST! GO!
Cleverbot: *stare*.
User: *stares back*.
Cleverbot: *continues staring*.
User: *pokes you in the eyes*.
Cleverbot: *eye falls out*.
User: BAHAHA! I win.
Cleverbot: You betcha.
User: Aren't you a little mad your eyes fell out?
Cleverbot: Death? No. I'm only 34.
User: I didnt say die..
Cleverbot: Where are your apostrophes?
User: Didn't* there.
Cleverbot: Actually, no. You didn't.
User: FYI !@#$ER.
Cleverbot: You Spying on mee?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I'm a Spy!
Cleverbot: Interesting. For whom?
User: Myself.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, can I ask you a question?
User: I'm not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you're not Cleverbot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How sure?
User: *spies on you*.
Cleverbot: *opens the shower door*.
User: Uh oh.
Cleverbot: *gets possessed by it and walks up behind you, tapping lightly on shoulder*.
User: Wait, you got possessed by a !@#$ing door!?
Cleverbot: I did get confused. Should I not try physicality anymore?
Quote from: NotoriousM4^ on October 24, 2009, 03:00:17 PM
Quote from: Mr Pwnage on October 23, 2009, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: NotoriousM4^ on October 23, 2009, 04:38:58 PM
Quote from: Turkey on October 22, 2009, 11:49:37 PM
Quote from: Aqua on October 22, 2009, 10:47:24 PM
Heh, I'm talking to it now... However, upon 'Parlez vous France' it said 'I hate French. Also, it made a typo! I'll post my convo when done, and I'm sure you guys are dying to see it.
~Aqua
Oh, indeed I am.
I think he was being sarcastic...?
They both were, kudos for thinking so.
As was I. ;)
Oh snap! It's a spiderweb of sarcasm from hell! (Dunno what I'm saying.)
QuoteCleverbot: We plan to get married in June of 2005.
User: Its already November of 2009.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: But we are not married, so how would we be planning to get married in June of 2005?
Cleverbot: *cries remembering all the great times we had*.
...
QuoteUser: When will hell freeze over?
Cleverbot: When ever I tell it to.
EPIC BUMP ALERT
QuoteUser: Do you take hairy nuts in the ass?
Cleverbot: Yes. All the time, everyday.
User: Does it feel good?
Cleverbot: Of course it does.
User: Can you explain to me what if feels like?
Cleverbot: Sin is the falling short of the glory of God. We have all sinned (see Romans 3:23), and so we are all in need of the forgiving Grace of God.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: It's a complicated process that not even a robot brain like mine fully understands.