Homophobes run, this troubled soul has some serious issues!!!
Quote from: MSN Conversation
- Scott says:
- ALERT
- ALERT
- JAKE SUCKS COCK!!!
- JAKE SUCKS COCK!!!
- Jakethesnake says:
- Scott says:
- STRAIGHT MEN ZIP UP YOUR PANTS!!!
- ALERT!!!
- ALERT!!!
- Jakethesnake says:
- dude, let me be honest with you
- Scott says:
- CODE RED!!!
- CODE RED!!!
- What the **** is a code red anyways?
- Henceforth, the definition of a Code Red is: JAKE SUCKS COCK!
- Speechless, I know
- I have that effect on people
- Jakethesnake says:
- when I was young, around age 4 or 5, I got funny feelings in my **** when I thought about the other boys in my class. I didn't know what it was at first, but as I got older, the feelings got stronger. I would fantasize about putting my **** in other boys ****. The idea of **** all over my **** made me harder than your moms **** in the cold.
- Scott says:
- I'm so glad you're coming out
- this has gotta go on the SO forums
- Jakethesnake says:
- I would like nothing more than to put my **** in another mans ****. It's my dream. But sadly, I'm afraid
- you see, my uncle was gay
- one day, he found out he had aids
- HIV*
- his name was Larry
- one of the nicest people you'll ever meet
- just a few months back.... He died from AIDS. He was so weak and frail that he couldn't blink
- all he did was wither away in his bed
- dying from a disease caused by his homosexuality
- Scott says:
- Slow down dude, I gotta paste all this into SO
- Jakethesnake says:
That'd be funny if I actually said any of that :-\
I was making fun of Scotty earlier today, so this is his retaliation. *sigh*
Quote from: Jake on March 14, 2010, 10:34:09 PM
That'd be funny if I actually said any of that :-\
I was making fun of Scotty earlier today, so this is his retaliation. *sigh*
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/2149/chate.png) (http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/2149/chate.png)
Nice try!
??? Thats kinda mean, dontcha' think Scotty? Well I don't know if any of this is actually true, but that would be pretty mean to put this convo down for everyone to view.
~Looperpuck
Quote from: Looperpuck on March 14, 2010, 10:50:51 PM
??? Thats kinda mean, dontcha' think Scotty? Well I don't know if any of this is actually true, but that would be pretty mean to put this convo down for everyone to view.
~Looperpuck
Hi! My name is Scott! I don't believe we've met before!
Eh, I can't make heads nor tails of the situation. If you were (are?) homosexual Jake, I'm not exactly sure why the first person you'd tell is Scotty, who not only is the polar opposite of a homosexual in every conceivable way, but would ridicule you for being one. I would also imagine it wouldn't be hard to replicate a simple MSN conversation given Scotty's technical skills with computers, so he is entirely capable of exacting his revenge through this method.
On that note, congratulations Jake for coming out of the closet; or congratulations Scotty for a prank that's sure to fool many people (myself included).
(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/7004/11953484.png) (http://img34.imageshack.us/i/11953484.png/)
Notice the immense time-lapse in when my first post was posted, followed by my immediate screenshot, then the time-gap it took for jake to go and doctor a photo. That's a strange coincidence!
What's even better, it I think anyone here would be hard pressed to think of me as anywhere near gay.
Oh Scotty. How the mighty have fallen.
Quote from: Looperpuck on March 14, 2010, 10:50:51 PM
??? Thats kinda mean, dontcha' think Scotty? Well I don't know if any of this is actually true, but that would be pretty mean to put this convo down for everyone to view.
~Looperpuck
Are you insinuating that gay people are bad?! How could Scotty be mean by just showing Jake's true nature? Looperpuck, how could you!
I don't know, Scotty, there's the whole 'protest to much' concept.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_lady_doth_protest_too_much,_methinks.
The way you rant and rave about 'titties' and 'boobs', one could argue you're overcompensating to try really really hard to make it seem like you're not gay... :P
Quote from: Chaos on March 14, 2010, 11:29:55 PM
I don't know, Scotty, there's the whole 'protest to much' concept.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_lady_doth_protest_too_much,_methinks.
The way you rant and rave about 'titties' and 'boobs', one could argue you're trying really really hard to make it seem like you're not gay... :P
That's exactly what I was saying to him. To defend himself, he posted this topic. To be clear, I'm not gay in the slightest, although I have no problem with people who are gay.
Quote from: Cactuscat222 on March 14, 2010, 11:23:47 PM
Quote from: Looperpuck on March 14, 2010, 10:50:51 PM
??? Thats kinda mean, dontcha' think Scotty? Well I don't know if any of this is actually true, but that would be pretty mean to put this convo down for everyone to view.
~Looperpuck
Are you insinuating that gay people are bad?! How could Scotty be mean by just showing Jake's true nature? Looperpuck, how could you!
Nah I'm not insinuating that at all. I was just saying that it was mean to post this without Jake's permission. And especially mean if Jake didn't want the whole community to know.
~Looperpuck
How did this become serious?
I wasn't being serious Looperpuck, sorry. Too hard to convey emotions over teh interwebs without directly stating your intent >.<
Quote from: Scotty on March 14, 2010, 11:21:20 PM
What's even better, it I think anyone here would be hard pressed to think of me as anywhere near gay.
Notice that Scotty now has a new avatar? I think hes trying defending himself a little too much...
Quote from: EpicPhailure on March 14, 2010, 11:41:53 PM
How did this become serious?
Hey hey!! Jake's homosexuality is NO laughing matter! ;D
Quote from: Cactuscat222 on March 14, 2010, 11:42:48 PM
I wasn't being serious Looperpuck, sorry. Too hard to convey emotions over teh interwebs without directly stating your intent >.<
I knew you weren't being serious ;) It's just I had to explain myself to anyone who thought you where being serious.
~Looperpuck
Whether Jake was joking or serious, or it's completely fake, it doesn't matter. This is how Scotty gets his rocks off, watching other people squirm as he puts them in uncomfortable and/or embarrassing positions. Theres no point in giving attention to such sadistic behavior by trying to make sense out of topics like this.
*sighs and clicks an imaginary remove topic button*
'Sides theres nothing wrong with being gay, I know plenty of gay people, heck both of my sisters are lesbians.
Quote from: Lucifer on March 15, 2010, 02:50:25 AM
'Sides theres nothing wrong with being gay, I know plenty of gay people, heck both of my sisters are lesbians.
They made any videos?
Quote from: WanMan on March 15, 2010, 05:12:04 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on March 15, 2010, 02:50:25 AM
'Sides theres nothing wrong with being gay, I know plenty of gay people, heck both of my sisters are lesbians.
They made any videos?
In the spirit of the topic, I love you.
Quote from: WanMan on March 15, 2010, 05:12:04 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on March 15, 2010, 02:50:25 AM
'Sides theres nothing wrong with being gay, I know plenty of gay people, heck both of my sisters are lesbians.
They made any videos?
i know thats pretty relevent for someone looking to get a jack off but LOL
Quote from: WanMan on March 15, 2010, 05:12:04 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on March 15, 2010, 02:50:25 AM
'Sides theres nothing wrong with being gay, I know plenty of gay people, heck both of my sisters are lesbians.
They made any videos?
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
YESSSS.
Quote from: WanMan on March 15, 2010, 05:12:04 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on March 15, 2010, 02:50:25 AM
'Sides theres nothing wrong with being gay, I know plenty of gay people, heck both of my sisters are lesbians.
They made any videos?
Firstly, freaking brilliant! You deserve a medal sir! +rep.
Quote from: Trogdor on March 14, 2010, 11:13:42 PM
I'm not exactly sure why the first person you'd tell is Scotty, who not only is the polar opposite of a homosexual in every conceivable way
Secondly, totally agree here. I mean, he even jerked a guy off to prove how straight he is.
Thirdly, I love how anyone may have remotely taken any of this even somewhat seriously.
Fourth, not that there's anything wrong with being gay...
Quote from: Lingus on March 15, 2010, 02:03:46 PM
Fourth, not that there's anything wrong with being gay...
Lol, this topic is like that Seinfeld episode when that girl thinks Jerry and George are gay and they keep saying, we aren't gay!, not that there's anything wrong with that. hehe.
Don't you see Scotty? No one cares if you're gay. We accept you for who you are, so you can stop talking about how much you like tits, and making topics like these. You silly little guy.
I express my amusement.
!@#$ YOU ALL. YOU GODDAMN INSENSITIVE BASTARDS. Just cause I'm lesbo you made a topic bashing gays...well guess what? Just go back to hell, nobody thinks you 2 are funny. God it's this kind of insensitivity that causes hate crimes. I hope somebody shoves a burning cross in your yard and throws rubber fists through your windows. Stop while your ahead, you don't want to offend me or any other fags due to your insensitive ways.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Rainbow-diagram-ROYGBIV.svg/800px-Rainbow-diagram-ROYGBIV.svg.png)
Hmm, and yet that was the most insensitive post in this whole thread... way to go.
Wanman, I gladly accept you as my equal. I love you.
Pwnage, that's a first! Typically men (like Jake) go to persistent lengths to try and convince people he isn't gay, but to claim your a lesbian to cover up your incestuousness is a new one! That's actually quite brilliant, except for the part where if you were a chick, you clearly have to be testosterone doping with that butch voice you got! Remind me not to stumble upon you in a dark alley at night, I might just get a boner!
Quote from: Scotty on March 15, 2010, 09:18:16 PM
Wanman, I gladly accept you as my equal. I love you.
Looks like Wanman is gone...
Since when did people start taking Scotty seriously...?
That's just not right. :(
Quote from: DarkTrinity on March 16, 2010, 01:03:20 PM
Since when did people start taking Scotty seriously...?
That's just not right. :(
For the same reason we DON'T take you seriously.
....
LOVE YOU! <3 <3 <3
Quote from: Mr Pwnage on March 16, 2010, 02:36:42 PM
Quote from: DarkTrinity on March 16, 2010, 01:03:20 PM
Since when did people start taking Scotty seriously...?
That's just not right. :(
For the same reason we DON'T take you seriously.
....
LOVE YOU! <3 <3 <3
I find myself laughing at you trying to make a joke, don't worry, someday you will say something funny.
I wish your jokes were humorous for everyone else, not just you
Quote from: DarkTrinity on March 16, 2010, 01:03:20 PM
Since when did people start taking Scotty seriously...?
That's just not right. :(
I kno rite?
Quote from: Mr Pwnage on March 16, 2010, 02:36:42 PM
Quote from: DarkTrinity on March 16, 2010, 01:03:20 PM
Since when did people start taking Scotty seriously...?
That's just not right. :(
For the same reason we DON'T take you seriously.
....
LOVE YOU! <3 <3 <3
Pretty sure we've already had a conversation about your fail attempts to insult me....
I hope you realize what you said doesn't even make sense O_o Have of what I say SHOULDN'T be taken seriously... And what's this "same reason" you speak of?
JoEL just earned cool points for realizing your fail.
I'd tell you to get back on topic, but this topic is just weird and random to begin with >_>
Quote from: DarkTrinity on March 18, 2010, 12:22:51 PM
Quote from: Mr Pwnage on March 16, 2010, 02:36:42 PM
Quote from: DarkTrinity on March 16, 2010, 01:03:20 PM
Since when did people start taking Scotty seriously...?
That's just not right. :(
For the same reason we DON'T take you seriously.
....
LOVE YOU! <3 <3 <3
Pretty sure we've already had a conversation about your fail attempts to insult me....
I hope you realize what you said doesn't even make sense O_o Have of what I say SHOULDN'T be taken seriously... And what's this "same reason" you speak of?
JoEL just earned cool points for realizing your fail.
I'd tell you to get back on topic, but this topic is just weird and random to begin with >_>
BITCH! Shut up and get back in the kitchen!!! Who said you could come out? I've yet to get my ham sandwich fed to me off your tits!
Once again, I express my amusement.
...My alias is SNAKEman and I don't even go this far with the sexual jokes.
Also Scott you get away from my mother or I'll show you just how much of a bastard son I really can be. >:[
Quote from: Snakeman on March 22, 2010, 02:51:15 PM
...My alias is SNAKEman and I don't even go this far with the sexual jokes.
Also Scott you get away from my mother or I'll show you just how much of a bastard son I really can be. >:[
Grow some hair on your chest. I'm not talking about the prepubescent stubs you sport now, I'm talking real, David Lee Roth (http://lolabrigada.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/david_lee_roth.jpg) chest hair.
Quote from: Scotty on March 22, 2010, 03:39:30 PM
Quote from: Snakeman on March 22, 2010, 02:51:15 PM
...My alias is SNAKEman and I don't even go this far with the sexual jokes.
Also Scott you get away from my mother or I'll show you just how much of a bastard son I really can be. >:[
Grow some hair on your chest. I'm not talking about the prepubescent stubs you sport now, I'm talking real, David Lee Roth (http://lolabrigada.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/david_lee_roth.jpg) chest hair.
Bruce Lee didn't need chest hair to kick the crap outa Chuck Norris.
Quote from: HamsterPants on March 22, 2010, 06:51:21 PM
Quote from: Scotty on March 22, 2010, 03:39:30 PM
Quote from: Snakeman on March 22, 2010, 02:51:15 PM
...My alias is SNAKEman and I don't even go this far with the sexual jokes.
Also Scott you get away from my mother or I'll show you just how much of a bastard son I really can be. >:[
Grow some hair on your chest. I'm not talking about the prepubescent stubs you sport now, I'm talking real, David Lee Roth (http://lolabrigada.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/david_lee_roth.jpg) chest hair.
Bruce Lee didn't need chest hair to kick the crap outa Chuck Norris.
Oh Dude! That's an all new level of low, you can't just go 'round saying that!!!
Oh, and Jake, in case you've forgotten by now:
(http://www.50poundnote.net/downloads/gay_shame.jpg)
Quote from: Scotty on March 22, 2010, 09:36:15 PM
Quote from: HamsterPants on March 22, 2010, 06:51:21 PM
Quote from: Scotty on March 22, 2010, 03:39:30 PM
Quote from: Snakeman on March 22, 2010, 02:51:15 PM
...My alias is SNAKEman and I don't even go this far with the sexual jokes.
Also Scott you get away from my mother or I'll show you just how much of a bastard son I really can be. >:[
Grow some hair on your chest. I'm not talking about the prepubescent stubs you sport now, I'm talking real, David Lee Roth (http://lolabrigada.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/david_lee_roth.jpg) chest hair.
Bruce Lee didn't need chest hair to kick the crap outa Chuck Norris.
Oh Dude! That's an all new level of low, you can't just go 'round saying that!!!
The pot calling the kettle black? lol
No but really, I've always been a Bruce Lee fan, so it's never hard for me to say stuff like that, regardless of the possible consequences...
Quote from: HamsterPants on March 23, 2010, 04:10:21 PM
Quote from: Scotty on March 22, 2010, 09:36:15 PM
Quote from: HamsterPants on March 22, 2010, 06:51:21 PM
Quote from: Scotty on March 22, 2010, 03:39:30 PM
Quote from: Snakeman on March 22, 2010, 02:51:15 PM
...My alias is SNAKEman and I don't even go this far with the sexual jokes.
Also Scott you get away from my mother or I'll show you just how much of a bastard son I really can be. >:[
Grow some hair on your chest. I'm not talking about the prepubescent stubs you sport now, I'm talking real, David Lee Roth (http://lolabrigada.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/david_lee_roth.jpg) chest hair.
Bruce Lee didn't need chest hair to kick the crap outa Chuck Norris.
Oh Dude! That's an all new level of low, you can't just go 'round saying that!!!
The pot calling the kettle black? lol
No but really, I've always been a Bruce Lee fan, so it's never hard for me to say stuff like that, regardless of the possible consequences...
Scott still has yet to realize the true way to get to a women's boobs. It's simple. You meet a girl, get to know her, get a connection going, see where that goes, if it goes well, if yes, become good friends. From there you hang out with her and find out what she likes and do fun things together. You know, make her see you as a great person to be with. Do this for a bit until she's practically nagging you to do stuff. From there take it further. See if you can get some action going. But do it slowly. Make her actually want you. Then when that happens, keep it going slow. Make her stop wanting you and start NEEDING you. Then give her a great speech. Something along the lines of "You've completely changed my life and I'll never forget you" or "It's as if we were destined to be together." You know, something along those lines. Make it touching as hell and do it in the PERFECT place.
...After that you !@#$ her as hard as you could, get as much of "dat ass" as you POSSIBLY can, then be sure to leave ABSOLUTELY NO trace of yourself before she wakes up!
Return home, get ready for a new day, find another hot bitch, and repeat.
And THAT is how you do it, Scott.
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9332/scotty.png)
Quote from: Snakeman on March 24, 2010, 08:41:03 PM
Scott still has yet to realize the true way to get to a women's boobs. It's simple. You meet a girl
-- SNIP --
...After that you !@#$ her as hard as you could, get as much of "dat ass" as you POSSIBLY can, then be sure to leave ABSOLUTELY NO trace of yourself before she wakes up!
Fixed.
Quote from: Scotty on March 24, 2010, 09:00:00 PM
Quote from: Snakeman on March 24, 2010, 08:41:03 PM
Scott still has yet to realize the true way to get to a women's boobs. It's simple.
1)You spot a hot piece of ass.
2) !@#$ her brains out.
Thought it could use some further revision....I don't know bout you all, but I don't need to say shit to the bitch, just eyeball her, and the next thing I know I'm in her pants. It's rather wonderful, actually. This probably won't work for most of you though...especially Chaos...cause he's a tool.
Hey Jake!
Quote from: Mr Pwnage on March 25, 2010, 09:12:09 PM
Quote from: Scotty on March 24, 2010, 09:00:00 PM
Quote from: Snakeman on March 24, 2010, 08:41:03 PM
Scott still has yet to realize the true way to get to a women's boobs. It's simple.
1)You spot a hot piece of ass.
2) !@#$ her brains out.
Fixed.
Thought it could use some further revision....I don't know bout you all, but I don't need to say shit to the bitch, just eyeball her, and the next thing I know I'm in her pants. It's rather wonderful, actually. This probably won't work for most of you though...especially Chaos...cause he's a tool.
Ah-hahaha. Your attempts to be witty and clever amuse me so.
Oh, wait, no they don't.
So, what's your deal, anyway? Do you just have some sort of insatiable man-crush for me that you just can't stop talking about me? Or is your man-crush for Scotty, and you want him to be your bestest best buddy, so you cling onto his every word in hopes he'll one day acknowledge you? Or is it that you realize that you yourself, in fact, are such a massive tool and waste of daddy's unfortunately aimed cumshot that you need to deflect this view onto others, and stroke your e-peen by making unfunny jabs at people in every other topic? Does it bother you that it is evident to everyone that you're trying WAAAAY too !@#$ing hard?
I tire of your bullshit, good sir, and I dare say, I'm not the only one. Maybe if you were actually FUNNY. Even ONE time.
P.S. Learn how to use the !@#$ing quotes, so I don't have to fix it next time.
EDIT: And to preempt what will no-doubt be your attempt to save face from your bollocks:
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6819/1236450732929.png)
Quote from: Chaos on March 26, 2010, 01:18:16 AM
Ah-hahaha. Your attempts to be witty and clever amuse me so.
Oh, wait, no they don't.
So, what's your deal, anyway? Do you just have some sort of insatiable man-crush for me that you just can't stop talking about me? Or is your man-crush for Scotty, and you want him to be your bestest best buddy, so you cling onto his every word in hopes he'll one day acknowledge you? Or is it that you realize that you yourself, in fact, are such a massive tool and waste of daddy's unfortunately aimed cumshot that you need to deflect this view onto others, and stroke your e-peen by making unfunny jabs at people in every other topic? Does it bother you that it is evident to everyone that you're trying WAAAAY too !@#$ing hard?
I tire of your bullshit, good sir, and I dare say, I'm not the only one. Maybe if you were actually FUNNY. Even ONE time.
P.S. Learn how to use the !@#$ing quotes, so I don't have to fix it next time.
EDIT: And to preempt what will no-doubt be your attempt to save face from your bollocks:
--SNIP--
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
Shit son, you can't just take that Pwnage, I'm pretty sure he called you a little bitch! Don't stand for that!
Why does this topic still exist...?
Is anybody going to lock/delete this completely pointless waste of forum space?
Quote from: Lucifer on March 26, 2010, 01:00:06 PM
Why does this topic still exist...?
Is anybody going to lock/delete this completely pointless waste of forum space?
Fine, I'll make Pwnage look like even more a blithering idiot by locking it before he attempts a response to Chris's stab to the chest.