If you won the lottery...

[ARTgames]

..what would you do? 

I saw this topic on Steams forums and stole it.

[Aqua]

How much did we win?
~Aqua

[EpicPhailure]

Buy a better computer, and then give the rest to my parents for use.

Probably would go towards renting a new house or something.

[Scotty]

I would go out and purchase a hooker, bring her back to my place, have her strip down naked, then I'd proceed to have her order a pizza while she's on all fours, and I'm drawing a large remote control on her back with a Sharpie marker.  Once the pizza arrives, I'll thrown on an episode of Mythbusters, and every time it came to a commercial, my faithful human remote would be alongside the couch waiting for me to dial the new channel on her back, and press "go" and she'd go up and change the channel for me, then return to my side as I eat my pizza.  When I run out of beer, I'd just press the "beer" button and "go" and I'd have a new beer in my hand!

Either that or hire the same hooker to read from the book of Psalms in the bible while I sit on the other side of the couch jerking off.

Not sure which though...

[ARTgames]

How much did we win?
~Aqua

Anything reasonable.

[DivineLegend]

buy myself a desert truck, always wanted one, my friend a mach 1 as thats what he always wanted, and get a house, rest into a cd to live off the interest or buy whatever i deem i want.

[Mr Pwnage]

I would wish for 1000 more wishes.

[LeGuy]

I'd help the folks finish up the house and car payments. I would also probably get a nice computer. Then I would put some away for a college fund and store the rest safely under my mattress.

[Jake]

I'd help the folks finish up the house and car payments. I would also probably get a nice computer. Then I would put some away for a college fund and store the rest safely under my mattress.

Wow, that's probably the most responsibly boring answer somebody could give. Congrats.

[NotSoCheerios]

Whats reasonable? The lotto around me is between 20, and 26 million..

So.. I'll just go with 20 mill..

I'd pay all of my families debts, my immediate family(Mom, dad, brother), help out my moms mom, since my other grandparents aren't that cool to me..

I'd buy a nice.. but realistic car... something like.. an Audi Rs4 not going to go blow a mill on something stupid..

Buy a bunch of little things to establish a good credit so I can be approved for a house loan.. and since my father is a mortgage banker, he can get me a good loan.. and I would purchase a house.. with a lower interest rate then the rate i get on the investments i make with about 15mill. therefore, I'm producing more money while paying bills.

From there.. I'd pretty much tell me good friends to put their jobs down to part time. and I'd just take care of them while we chilled. (not paying for their bills, just pay for things when we hang out)

Mind you.. this is missing all the details and such.. like how much i'd lose from tax's and rates i get for the loan and investments. But it still is a general idea.

[Chaos]

Bank it and live off the interest for the rest of my life.  I'm not sure what's a fairly average interest rate, but for, say, .4% interest yearly on the 20mil NSC brought up, that's $80,000 in interest per year.  Pretty damn good salary for someone who would never have to work a day in their life.

[Lucifer]

Invest it all into a bunch of super satellites, and create the best porn site ever.

[LeGuy]

I'd help the folks finish up the house and car payments. I would also probably get a nice computer. Then I would put some away for a college fund and store the rest safely under my mattress.

Wow, that's probably the most responsibly boring answer somebody could give. Congrats.

Do I get a cookie, or a similar pastry?

[DivineLegend]

Bank it and live off the interest for the rest of my life.  I'm not sure what's a fairly average interest rate, but for, say, .4% interest yearly on the 20mil NSC brought up, that's $80,000 in interest per year.  Pretty damn good salary for someone who would never have to work a day in their life.

i would do something like this, but have it in a cd, i wouldn't be able to touch it for like 6 months, so i would work, but i would probably be giddy with excitment about being able to retire at whatever age i had won the lottery and live nicely with what i want.

[Jake]

Honestly, I think winning a large sum of money like that could ruin you if you're not wise about it.