Favorite Quotes!

[Mystery]

"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your actions." -Dalai Lama

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." -Robert A. Heinlein

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." -Bill Cosby

"I rant, therefore I am." -Dennis Miller

"It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man." -H. L. Mencken

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." -W. C. Fields

"Action is the real measure of intelligence." -Napoleon Hill

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." -Lily Tomlin

"I just don't want to die without a few scars." -Chuck Palahniuk

"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image." -Stephen Hawking

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." -Anonymous

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

[Mr Pwnage]

"Question with boldness even the existence of God; because, if their be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear" - Thomas Jefferson

‎"We avoid risks in life so we can make it to death safely" - Unknown

"I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Unknown

Without Googling it, I am almost positive that was a quote by an enlightenment thinker by the name of "Voltaire".

Also:

"Just ram me already. Enough teasing, bring out the bull and ram me." -A girl from a porn that was decent looking.

[Scotty]

"If I too knew some guy that had been killed and placed inside a cave with a rock in front of it and I visited the cave to find the rock moved and his body gone, the only logical assumption would be that he had risen from the dead and is the son of God. Once, my friend Simon was rushed to hospital to have his appendix removed and I visited him the next day to find his bed empty. I immediately sacrificed a goat and burnt a witch in his name but it turned out that he had not had appendicitis, just needed a good poo, and was at home playing Playstation." - David Thorne

"Also, is it true that Jesus can be stabbed during a sword fight and be ok due to the fact that he can only die if he gets his head chopped off?" - David Thorne

[HamsterPants]

"Also, is it true that Jesus can be stabbed during a sword fight and be ok due to the fact that he can only die if he gets his head chopped off?" - David Thorne

I don't get it...
He managed to die before without losing his head, so this makes no sense to me.

Also,

"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your actions." -Dalai Lama

I love that book. This one specifically, but the first one is good too.

[troyowns]

If the inside is all that matters, does that mean people with one kidney should be less loved then others? - Troy

[Scotty]

"Also, is it true that Jesus can be stabbed during a sword fight and be ok due to the fact that he can only die if he gets his head chopped off?" - David Thorne

I don't get it...
He managed to die before without losing his head, so this makes no sense to me.

If your attention span is longer than that of a fly, read here

[HamsterPants]

If your attention span is longer than that of a fly, read here

I was just kidding about that, you silly man...

[Scotty]

If your attention span is longer than that of a fly, read here

I was just kidding about that, you silly man...

No.  You weren't.  Nice try though!

[HamsterPants]

If your attention span is longer than that of a fly, read here

I was just kidding about that, you silly man...

No.  You weren't.  Nice try though!

Yes I was...

[DarkTrinity]

"Be the change you wish to see in the world" -Gandhi

[Mr Pwnage]

"Be the change you wish to see in the world" -Gandhi

I'd actually rather people not...

[DarkTrinity]

"Be the change you wish to see in the world" -Gandhi

I'd actually rather people not...

Well if you want to see the world destroyed and go down the tube, then no.
But how many people really and truly want the world to be destroyed..?

[HamsterPants]

Well if you want to see the world destroyed and go down the tube, then no.
But how many people really and truly want the world to be destroyed..?

About 0.0001% of the earth's population.

[Yankyal]

Well if you want to see the world destroyed and go down the tube, then no.
But how many people really and truly want the world to be destroyed..?

About 0.0001% of the earth's population.

That would be 600,000 people that want the earth to be destroyed.

Try adding a zero. And no, sulking misanthropic teenagers do not count as people.

[Mr Pwnage]

"Be the change you wish to see in the world" -Gandhi

I'd actually rather people not...

Well if you want to see the world destroyed and go down the tube, then no.
But how many people really and truly want the world to be destroyed..?

Well, everyone has their own agenda nowadays... too many people strive to change which is already proper. I don't want a bunch of blunt tards going out with a new found inspiration to change what they wish to see in the world...just not my idea of a party. :-\