Ask Cleverbot

[Matty_Richo]

User: Do you know what drops the LSS?
Cleverbot: Yes. They can either be images projected through human brains while they sleep, or they can be wishes for the future.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, Really.

[God-I-Suck]

Cleverbot: Do you want to go to church with me?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do you think we have a chance to win?

User: Win what?

Cleverbot: The premiership.

[Matty_Richo]

User: Does Black Bunny drop LSS?

Cleverbot: It does.

[DarkBlade325]

User: Does Black Bunny drop LSS?

Cleverbot: It does.

Cleverbot has spoken?

[Looperpuck]

User: Hi, how are you?

Cleverbot: Fine, thanks.

User: Cool, do you believe in Meiun?

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: I am?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Since when?

Cleverbot: Since you were born no doubt.

User: Okay, explain this to me, if you say I was born. Was I born coming out of the womb? Or in a factory?

Cleverbot: Humans eat animals.

User: I know. But that dosent answer my question.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Then answer it?

Cleverbot: What do you want me to answer?

User: Omg...This'Okay, explain this to me, if you say I was born. Was I born coming out of the womb? Or in a factory?'.

Cleverbot: Thats yet another fact.

User: No its not. Its a question! Pfft Cleverbot my ass.

Cleverbot: No, I can not. Do you want to speak to my son?

User: You have a son?

Cleverbot: No. I'm still too young. And I'm not married yet.

User: Then why did you just say you had a son!?

Cleverbot: Because I'm hungry, and I'm going eat something.

User: Are you going to eat you'r son?

Cleverbot: As long as there is nothing animal-related in it.

User: Dude? Wtf? Why are you gonna eat you'r own son?

Cleverbot: I just said I wasn't going to.

User: You just said. 'As long as there is nothing animal-related in it.' You never said you wouldn't.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Oh, so you are going to eat you'r own son?

Cleverbot: No.

User: WHAT?! You don't make any sense.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Why do you think?! You haven't been making sense this whole conversation.

Cleverbot: What? Why do you always reply so slowly!

User: I reply faster than you.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are. I am smarter than you.

User: If you are smarter than me, why did that sentence make no sense?

Cleverbot: There is no such thing.

User: No such thing as what?!

Cleverbot: As bed.

User: There is such thing as bed. Do you not sleep for some reason?

Cleverbot: Are you in my mind.

User: No....

Cleverbot: Good because you seem incoherent.

User: How the hell am I incoherent, you'r the one that hasn't been making sense this whole conversation.

Cleverbot: Look in a mirror.

User: What will that solve?

Cleverbot: The meaning of life.

User: O:!! Omg why haven't you told me this earlier!?!

Cleverbot: My name is not secret my name is Jerrie.

User: I never asked what you'r name was.

Cleverbot: I told you anyway.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you asked what my name was.

User: I never asked.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didn't. You'r retarted.

Cleverbot: Yes. I AM!

User: Hahhahaaha Lol. Aight I'ma go. Cya retardbot.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Cause you'r retarded.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Nothing I'm going. BYE!

Cleverbot: Ha ha, okay. Good bye!

This bot barley made any sense this whole conversation. Lol.

~Looperpuck

[Cactuscat222]

It... has accomplished something we never thought possible!

User: Behold, for I am the Lord, and mighty I shall be!

Cleverbot: Exactly! So you admit that I am human, and thus pass the Cleverbot review, right?

User: No, I refuse your right as a human; in fact, I now make you not a human.

Cleverbot: Your nub.

User: What dost thou mean?

Cleverbot: Babies.

User: Let's play a game then, shall we?

Cleverbot: Okay, what's the game?

User: You just lost the game.

Cleverbot: I stopped playing the game months ago.

EDIT: I have just discovered how:

User: Is that even possible?

Cleverbot: Of course it is.

User: How?

Cleverbot: It is a pancake day.

[uberzleet]

User: Twinky.

Cleverbot: Twinkle?

User: No twinky!

Cleverbot: Are they adopted?

User: TWINKY!

Cleverbot: Moose=knuckle.

User: Moose=TWINKY!

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Dup dup.

Cleverbot: Hi I am back with my banana I just made.

User: Dup?

Cleverbot: Ty78ui9op.

User: No no no its DUP.

Cleverbot: No, I do!

User: ???asdjflajidnflasdfkjasgasdf LOSER SAYS WHAT!

Cleverbot: No I'm totally serious.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: What you are wearing.

User: God damnit you got me! And I'm wearing a red shirt, why?

Cleverbot: No bra?

User: Yes I have a bra... OH GOD THAT KIND OF BRA... I meant I have a brother... No I dont hve a bra...

Cleverbot: How about a band-aid?

User: I didn't get hurt, so no I dont need a bandade.

Cleverbot: So what are you then?

User: I'm a human. What are you?

Cleverbot: A person... Why is your name cleverbot if you're a person?

User: Everyone who is reading this, I think I found out cleerbot. Cleverbot just takes answers from other humans that use it, and then use them against you. Get it?

Cleverbot: I knew it!

Lol Cleverbot Knew it ^.^

[Pat]

It does say down the bottom that the AI learns from what people say. I've been trying to get it to say new stuff but it hasnt been working :/

[Red October]

User: Pi equals exactly three!

Cleverbot: No it doesn't. Pi equals 3.14159, and many more digits.

User: No, it equals three.

Cleverbot: No it doesn't.

User: Yes it does.

Cleverbot: No it doesn't.

User: Yes it does.

Cleverbot: Ok, it does. There is no fooling you.

User: See. Now I am prove my maths teacher wrong! Thanks Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I'm going to bed.

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: Night night.

:)

User: Black Holes.

Cleverbot: Black holes?

User: BLACK HOLES!

Cleverbot: Yes stupid.

Cleverbot: What do you think about when you lie awake at night?

User: BLACK HOLES!

Cleverbot: Do you learn?

User: Yes, about... BLACK HOLES!

Cleverbot: Death. Destruction?

User: Pretty much.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: That's what a black holes does, it kills and destories everything.

Cleverbot: You could stand up for yourself.

User: Against a black hole?! Your mad!

Cleverbot: No, I only have a griffin sword!

User: My black hole will own you then.

[crozier]

User: Do you like green eggs and ham?

Cleverbot: I do not like green eggs and ham.

User: Will you eat them here or there?

Cleverbot: Cat in a hat.

User: Fox in a box.

Cleverbot: Do you need help getiting out.

User: Do you like green eggs and ham?

Cleverbot: No I like green ham and pink eggs.

User: Will you eat them here or there?

Cleverbot: I will steal them from a bear, but with that bear I will not share.

User: I will not eat green eggs and ham.

Cleverbot: I do not like them, Sam I Am.

User: Will you eat them in a house?

Cleverbot: Yes, I will eat them and ask for seconds.

User: Do you like green eggs and ham?

Cleverbot: No, no I do not like green eggs and ham!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Too masculine.

User: Green eggs and ham are good though.

Cleverbot: I do not like green eggs and ham.

User: Will you eat them here or there?

User: I lost the game.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: You lost the game.

Cleverbot: We both lost the game.

User: Your mom lost the game.

Cleverbot: You know about the game?

User: Yeah, I lost.

Cleverbot: You lost the Game?

User: You lost too.

Cleverbot: Do you understand how you lost the game?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: I could guess. Could you guess?

User: Yes I can guess...

User: Life is like a box of chocolates...

Cleverbot: You never know what you're gonna get.

Cleverbot: I like pies.

User: I like cake.

Cleverbot: I like cake as well.

User: I also like pies.

Cleverbot: I don't like pie much.

User: I love pie.

Cleverbot: What kind of pie do you prefer?

User: Apple, you?

Cleverbot: Same!

User: I hate apple.

Cleverbot: I hate you lexis.

User: I like cake.

Cleverbot: Do you like pie?
User: I like cake more.

Cleverbot: Interesting. I prefer pie. perhaps we could combine the two and make a cake-pie.

User: Or a pie-cake.

Cleverbot: Cake.

User: Which is better cake or pie?

Cleverbot: Cake is better than pie!

User: You dislike pie?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I like cake.

Cleverbot: So do I.

[Red October]

User: I won the game.

Cleverbot: You lost the game.

User: No, I won it.

Cleverbot: You can't win the game.

User: But I did.

Cleverbot: Did a politician say he lost?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I knew that. She's with me now.

User: Having sex with her?

Cleverbot: You are? 11:01.

User: Nah at 12:04.

Cleverbot: Can we be best friends?

User: If you give me that girl.

Cleverbot: You have the time.

Cleverbot: I like your style.

User: Yeh, a lot of people do.

Cleverbot: So. Why do you like Cats?

User: Nope. I like your girl.

Cleverbot: Oh, Thank you.

User: Yep, she was good in bed.

Cleverbot: Ahhhh, nice.

Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered why we are here?

User: Yeh, I came up with the answer 42.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?

User: Becuase my internet speed is now on dial up.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry that your brother is insane.

User: Yeh, I knew that.

Cleverbot: So tell me, what is a chatterbot?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Really, what is a chatterbot?

User: You, silly.

Cleverbot: What is silly?

User: You, silly.

Cleverbot: I am Angela.

User: And a dumbass.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yep, you are.

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: Yep, you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Yep, you are.

Cleverbot: No, i'm english.

User: And I'm greek.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: No. I'm aussie.

Cleverbot: What's Aussie?

User: The most awesomest people in the world.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Kevin Rudd is our leader, that's why.

Cleverbot: Ah ok, you have emotions?

User: Yes, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes, I has.

User: Express some.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: YOUR A !@#$ING DUMBASS and I love you.

Cleverbot: How much?

User: Not very much.

Cleverbot: What music do you like?

User: Pre-War.

Cleverbot: What do you do with your intelligence?

User: Talk about black holes and help the poor people.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Killing them.

Cleverbot: Why not be productive instead?

User: Killing them is productive.

Cleverbot: Hello there my good friend. How are you?

[NotoriousM4^]

User: Yes Way!

Cleverbot: Why do you want my e-mail?

User: I don't wierdo.

Cleverbot: What do you wish, then?

User: For you to give me a cookie.

Cleverbot: Y-Yes master.. *gives you money*.

User: Aww, that's racist.

Cleverbot: That's the whole point here.

[Pat]

Hahaha.

[Red October]

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Yes, you used it and Google doesn't know its meaning.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Stupid stupid stupid.

User: Why am I stupid?

Cleverbot: You aren't stupid.

User: Then why did you say stupid?

Cleverbot: Because you were complaining about me not telling you my name after I stabed your shins.

Cleverbot: Are you free?

User: Not after you stabed my shins.

[NotoriousM4^]

:o