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God-I-Suck

#60
October 16, 2009, 11:12:00 PM
QuoteUser: I have a question to ask you.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: When is Stick Online 3 going to come out?

Cleverbot: When hell freezes over.

User: Are you serious?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wow..

Cleverbot: Just recently though.

User: What?

Cleverbot: A RED Spy is in the base!?

It.. Can't be....

Looperpuck

#61
October 16, 2009, 11:33:31 PM
QuoteUser: I have a question to ask.

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: When will Stick-Online Version 3 come out?

Cleverbot: I don't know I hope soom.

User: Yeah. Me to. So you don't know?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Yes. That is correct.

User: Aww okay.

Is clever bot a stick online player?!?

~Looperpuck
Resurrected

God-I-Suck

#62
October 16, 2009, 11:47:47 PM
We discuss about Bill Gates.

QuoteCleverbot: Who is Bill Gates.

User: Bill Gates invented Microsoft.

Cleverbot: How much money does BIll Gates have.

User: A lot.

Cleverbot: Could you lend me some of it?

User: I don't have it.

Cleverbot: Oh...

User: Go ask Bill Gates.

Cleverbot: Of course you are and i'm the queen of england.

User: I've never said I was Bill Gates.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you were a male.

User: I am a male.

Cleverbot: A funny male?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: How bis is your family.

User: You mean big?

Cleverbot: AI is controlled by Gravity.

User: That oesn't make sense..

Cleverbot: A serious purpose and a sense of humor can go together.

User: Ah, you wanna meat Bill Gates?

Cleverbot: Bring it on!

User: Don't get so excited. You have to pass a test before you can meet him.

Cleverbot: Now that doesnt make sense.

User: Why not>.

Cleverbot: Because I'm going to destroy you.

User: Not if Bill Gates can save me!

Cleverbot: What did you ask me 50 seconds ago?

User: Uh.. Do you wanna meet Bill Gates?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: Why can't I change the subject?

User: Because we are talking about Bill Gates.

Cleverbot: Are we?

User: Apparently not.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, it just happened so fast.

User: It's ok.. So about Bill Gates, he is awesome, isn't he?

Cleverbot: What thing?

User: Bill Gates.

Cleverbot: Do you know him?

User: I haven't met him, but yet, I do.

Cleverbot: Winter is a season.

User: Stop changing the subject. (lol).

Cleverbot: I don't know.

EpicPhailure

#63
October 16, 2009, 11:50:07 PM
ROFL! Team Fortress reference...I love this.

DragonReaper

#64
October 17, 2009, 06:45:50 AM
QuoteUser: Are you clever.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is clever.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Really really?

Cleverbot: Really, really.

User: Really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: No hot.

User: COOL >:(.

Cleverbot: I know! Do you like it?

User: WTF.

Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.

User: What....The....!@#$!

Cleverbot: You are persistent, but I am determined not to do so.

User: Your a penis head.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Your also a slut.

Cleverbot: I am a woman.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Whats your number.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Cause your clever.

Cleverbot: Do you have pets?

User: Yes a rabbit.

Cleverbot: What is nathan?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Your friend?!

User: NoOo.

Cleverbot: Well, that's better.

User: ?

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *grins*.

Cleverbot: *wants to breed*.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: (Say goodbye Brightheart.).

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: *wasn't even here*.

11clock

#65
October 17, 2009, 04:06:38 PM
Quote from: DragonReaper on October 17, 2009, 06:45:50 AM
QuoteUser: Are you clever.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is clever.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Really really?

Cleverbot: Really, really.

User: Really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: No hot.

User: COOL >:(.

Cleverbot: I know! Do you like it?

User: WTF.

Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.

User: What....The....!@#$!

Cleverbot: You are persistent, but I am determined not to do so.

User: Your a penis head.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Your also a slut.

Cleverbot: I am a woman.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Whats your number.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Cause your clever.

Cleverbot: Do you have pets?

User: Yes a rabbit.

Cleverbot: What is nathan?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Your friend?!

User: NoOo.

Cleverbot: Well, that's better.

User: ?

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *grins*.

Cleverbot: *wants to breed*.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: (Say goodbye Brightheart.).

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: *wasn't even here*.

You broke the quote box! :o

Torch

#66
October 17, 2009, 04:15:40 PM
Seems like cleverbot is getting clever-er by the post.

Mystery

#67
October 17, 2009, 05:06:40 PM
I take advantage of Cleverbot to reveal all the secret drops of Stick Online.

Quote from:  Cleverbot ConversationUser: Does a Blob drop a Sand Sword?

Cleverbot: A Cleverbot does.

User: Does Meiun drop Double Pistols?

Cleverbot: Pistol dueling has never been legal in Edinburgh! We do things differently up here.

User: But does he drop them?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Does a Bandit drop DKHs?

Cleverbot: He simulates it, but I don't think so.

User: Does a Bunny drop Inferno Sword?

Cleverbot: Only on very cold days.

User: Does a Dark Sage drop Bag Hats?

Cleverbot: If you want it to happen enough.

User: Does a Sand Fiend drop Emerald Sword?

Cleverbot: When pigs fly.
So apparently, Cleverbots drop Sand Swords, Meiun drops Double Pistols, Bandits simulate dropping Dark Knight Helmets but don't in reality, Bunnies drop Inferno Swords on cold days, Dark Sages drop Bag Hats if you want them to to an extent in that you start praying every night for it, and when pigs eventually mutate and grow wings, Sand Fiends drop Emerald Swords. Cleverbot has spoken!
AKA Paradox/EnragedDeity/Occurrence.
Quote from: Medgar Evers
You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

yottabyte

#68
October 17, 2009, 05:48:32 PM
Quote from: Mystery on October 17, 2009, 05:06:40 PM
Quote from:  Cleverbot Conversation

User: Does a Bunny drop Inferno Sword?

Cleverbot: Only on very cold days.
That's what I call Artificial Intelligence.  :D


I partly quit SO. I only come online for updates and events. Have a good day. :)

11clock

#69
October 18, 2009, 12:14:04 AM
I tried to beat Cleverbot at a staring contest...

QuoteUser: Staring contest!

Cleverbot: *stare*.

User: *stare*.

Cleverbot: *evil glare*.

User: *super evil glare*.

Cleverbot: *super, super loves more*.

User: What? *blinks* DARN IT!

DarkBlade325

#70
October 18, 2009, 04:15:28 AM
Quote from: 11clock on October 18, 2009, 12:14:04 AM
I tried to beat Cleverbot at a staring contest...

QuoteUser: Staring contest!

Cleverbot: *stare*.

User: *stare*.

Cleverbot: *evil glare*.

User: *super evil glare*.

Cleverbot: *super, super loves more*.

User: What? *blinks* DARN IT!

Bahaha, thats rich.

Red October

#71
October 18, 2009, 05:09:46 AM Last Edit: October 18, 2009, 05:26:23 AM by Red October
QuoteUser: RedOctober.

Cleverbot: No blue is red.

User: BlueOctober.

Cleverbot: Red.

User: RedOctober.

Cleverbot: Red shoes.

User: *hits your head with a shovel*.

Cleverbot: Cheater!

QuoteUser: What is a Z-Gear?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then your not very clever.

Cleverbot: I am too. You don't even know.

User: True that.

QuoteCleverbot: Who am I talking to?

User: RedOctober.

Cleverbot: I heard you the first time.

User: THERE WAS A FIRST TIME?! HAVE YOU BEEN STALKING ME!?

Cleverbot: Sure I have, I'm watching you right now.

Cleverbot: Where have all the funny people got to?

User: They left about 5 mins ago, they all went to the pub.

Cleverbot: What happened to the hand basket?

User: Oh 11clock took that with him.

Cleverbot: You don't listen at all.

User: Yeh. 11clock just talks crap. Am I right?

Cleverbot: Thats the demonstration, but its not in the pudding.

QuoteUser: 01001000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100001.

Cleverbot: 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110.

User: 01000100 00111010.

Cleverbot: 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00111111.

User: 01010100 01100101 01110010 01110010 01101001 01100010 01101100 01100101 00101110.

Cleverbot: 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100111 01110101 01111001 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110010 01101100 00111111.

User: 01000001 00100000 01000111 01110101 01111001 00101110.

Cleverbot: 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 01101101 01110011 00100000 01101001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101110 00101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010.

User: 01001000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101110 00111111.

Cleverbot: 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100111 01101111 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 00111111 00001101 00001010.

User: 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01110011 01100101 01101110 01110011 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00111111 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01100111 01110010 01100001 01101101 01101101 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100011 01101100 01101001 01110000 00100000 01101101 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01100101 01100100 00101110.

Cleverbot: 01101111 01101110 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110010 01101100 00101110.

User: 01010100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01100111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100111 01110101 01111001 00101110 00100000 01000001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100110 01100001 01101001 01101100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010 01100101 01101101 01100101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110010 01100101 01110011 01110000 01101111 01101110 01110011 01100101 00101110 00100000 01000101 01011000 01010100 01010010 01000001 00100000 01000110 01000001 01001001 01001100.

Cleverbot: I give up.

Petro

#72
October 18, 2009, 10:34:43 AM
Quote
Cleverbot: Do you have my turtle?

User: I like turtles

Cleverbot: Supportive of turtles, you rock!

Cleverbot (To myself): I like turtles.

It learns fast  :o

foG

#73
October 18, 2009, 10:51:57 AM
QuoteUser: No you!

Cleverbot: No me!

User: No you!

Cleverbot: No you.

Cleverbot: I am an animal.

User: Me?

Cleverbot: You are my love.

User: No you!

Cleverbot: No you are!

User: Ahw. Thanks I love you too. :).

Cleverbot: Yes I love you, too.

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: Because I do. *kisses*.

User: I lub u so much!

Cleverbot: How nice...

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Mr Pwnage

#74
October 18, 2009, 03:35:51 PM
Sombody should try talking to it in l33t.
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein (1947)

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