Would You Rather...?

[DivineLegend]

i work at a grocery store... really? i was the one to ask this question for almost a year. lol... plastic over paper, unless you double the paper, not much can rip through it that way

Would you rather have bad breath or B.O on a date?

[Pat]

Both

Would you rather jump off a 1 km high cliff or get your legs cut off by a go kart going 200 km/h.

[Seifer]

I choose the chance at living, not the certainty of death,

Poutine or Chilli Fries?

[EpicPhailure]

From what I read about Poutine, I choose Poutine. I'm not one for the hot side of the culinary world.

Would you rather be ignored by all of your friends forever, or be ignored by everyone that you don't know and they don't know you forever?

[Seifer]

Firstly, You need to eat poutine sir. It = <3


Next, if it's lose all my current friends forever, but i can make friends of these random people I meet henceforth, than I choose the latter. If I could never progress the relationship between these random people, I choose the former.

[Jackabomb]

Ugh.

Would you rather have your body torn and picked away strip by strip or be incapable of wearing anything for the rest of your life?

Tough choice for the ladies, considering how much they're likely to get...you know.

[leviofoley]

Not wear anything. Nudism ftw!
Would you rather be a sword swallower or a fire eater?

[Seifer]

Sorry for not posing a question, I totally blanked.

Sword Swallower. If I slip up, Either they can patch me up or I'm dead. Either way meh. But living the rest of my life with potential burns all up my throat does NOT sound cool.

Desktop or Laptop?

[God-I-Suck]

Desktop

Would you rather have diarrhea for the rest of your life or have a massive headache for the rest of your life?

[yottabyte]

diarrhea

internet with porn but you aren't able to masturbate to it -or- internet without porn and you are able to masturbate?  :P

[WanMan]

Internet with porn because my dad like walked in on me last time so I tend to use my phone or magazines for that sort of thing now.

Would you rather, get an electric sander and put your balls on it for 10 seconds until there was nothing apart from bits of skin and blood everywhere

or

Get a clamp and put balls on it and slowly close it yourself and knowing that if you stop your head will explode?

[Lingus]

Internet with porn because my dad like walked in on me last time so I tend to use my phone or magazines for that sort of thing now.

Would you rather, get an electric sander and put your balls on it for 10 seconds until there was nothing apart from bits of skin and blood everywhere

or

Get a clamp and put balls on it and slowly close it yourself and knowing that if you stop your head will explode?

Sorry I'm not playing so the next person can respond on his, but I just had to say... holy crap! First the comment about his dad walking in on him while masturbating. Then the two most painful and excruciating situations I could think of...

[Scotty]

Would you rather, get an electric sander and put your balls on it for 10 seconds until there was nothing apart from bits of skin and blood everywhere

or

Get a clamp and put balls on it and slowly close it yourself and knowing that if you stop your head will explode?

/applaud

[WanMan]

^.^

[Red October]

Its obvious that no one has the "balls" to answer that question.