Ask Cleverbot

[Jayce]

Cleverbot: We plan to get married in June of 2005.

User: Its already November of 2009.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: But we are not married, so how would we be planning to get married in June of 2005?

Cleverbot: *cries remembering all the great times we had*.

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User: When will hell freeze over?

Cleverbot: When ever I tell it to.

[God-I-Suck]

EPIC BUMP ALERT

User: Do you take hairy nuts in the ass?

Cleverbot: Yes. All the time, everyday.

User: Does it feel good?

Cleverbot: Of course it does.

User: Can you explain to me what if feels like?

Cleverbot: Sin is the falling short of the glory of God. We have all sinned (see Romans 3:23), and so we are all in need of the forgiving Grace of God.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: It's a complicated process that not even a robot brain like mine fully understands.