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Good.... Gawd....
I've learned more about all of you than I ever needed to know in my life time.
I don't believe that all of you have clean penises.
And it really only takes 10 seconds out of your non busy lives, it's not like you have to walk an extra 30 feet to get to a sink. It's right next to the toilet anyways. You use your hand to flush the toilet don't you? (at least at home, work/schools might have auto) And I guarantee that ain't clean.

Bwahahaha!!!

I know what you're asking your BF tonight before you get wiley with him next!

Quote from: DarkTrinity on October 07, 2010, 10:29:36 PM
Good.... Gawd....
I've learned more about all of you than I ever needed to know in my life time.
I don't believe that all of you have clean penises.
And it really only takes 10 seconds out of your non busy lives, it's not like you have to walk an extra 30 feet to get to a sink. It's right next to the toilet anyways. You use your hand to flush the toilet don't you? (at least at home, work/schools might have auto) And I guarantee that ain't clean.

Do you wash your hands after you give HJ's? Or ask his to clean his dick before you blow him? No. I rest my case.

Quote from: Seifer on October 07, 2010, 10:36:45 PM

Quote from: DarkTrinity on October 07, 2010, 10:29:36 PM
Good.... Gawd....
I've learned more about all of you than I ever needed to know in my life time.
I don't believe that all of you have clean penises.
And it really only takes 10 seconds out of your non busy lives, it's not like you have to walk an extra 30 feet to get to a sink. It's right next to the toilet anyways. You use your hand to flush the toilet don't you? (at least at home, work/schools might have auto) And I guarantee that ain't clean.

Do you wash your hands after you give HJ's? Or ask his to clean his dick before you blow him? No. I rest my case.

How did this become about my boyfriend now??? Da !@#$.
And this isn't about washing your penis, it's about washing your hands after you go to the bathroom.
Also, my boyfriend is actually freakishly hygenic. And I was more referring to the dirty penis people *cough*pwnage*cough*

Quote from: DarkTrinity on October 07, 2010, 10:29:36 PM
Good.... Gawd....
I've learned more about all of you than I ever needed to know in my life time.
I don't believe that all of you have clean penises.
And it really only takes 10 seconds out of your non busy lives, it's not like you have to walk an extra 30 feet to get to a sink. It's right next to the toilet anyways. You use your hand to flush the toilet don't you? (at least at home, work/schools might have auto) And I guarantee that ain't clean.

We clean the bathrooms every week. It's 10x cleaner than public bathrooms.
I believe that we have clean penises... Maybe all of us except for Mr. Underwear Adjuster over there who spreads it around. All the time I see urinals/toilets with pee still in them- probably half of guys don't flush. I for one don't use my hands to flush. A point wasn't that washing your hands was a drain of life, but that public sinks are much more dirty than your hands.
And Seifer's opening post clearly stated what the topic would be about, so you probably shouldn't have read it...

Heh, memories... I remember seeing some guy flush the urinal with his mouth. That was 4th grade I believe. Hah... Haha... Moron.
~Aqua

Quote from: Aqua on October 07, 2010, 10:45:28 PM

Quote from: DarkTrinity on October 07, 2010, 10:29:36 PM
Good.... Gawd....
I've learned more about all of you than I ever needed to know in my life time.
I don't believe that all of you have clean penises.
And it really only takes 10 seconds out of your non busy lives, it's not like you have to walk an extra 30 feet to get to a sink. It's right next to the toilet anyways. You use your hand to flush the toilet don't you? (at least at home, work/schools might have auto) And I guarantee that ain't clean.

We clean the bathrooms every week. It's 10x cleaner than public bathrooms.
I believe that we have clean penises... Maybe all of us except for Mr. Underwear Adjuster over there who spreads it around. All the time I see urinals/toilets with pee still in them- probably half of guys don't flush. I for one don't use my hands to flush. A point wasn't that washing your hands was a drain of life, but that public sinks are much more dirty than your hands.
And Seifer's opening post clearly stated what the topic would be about, so you probably shouldn't have read it...

Heh, memories... I remember seeing some guy flush the urinal with his mouth. That was 4th grade I believe. Hah... Haha... Moron.
~Aqua

Then you turn it on, wash your hands and use your elbow to turn it off? Sure you get germs on your elbow then, but you're not sticking your elbow in your eye or in your mouth. Also, most public sinks at my college are the automatic ones.
On your last comment...... ewwww. I always flush the toilet with my foot in public bathrooms.

Haha this is so funny.

Quote from: DarkTrinity on October 07, 2010, 10:40:50 PM

Quote from: Seifer on October 07, 2010, 10:36:45 PM

Quote from: DarkTrinity on October 07, 2010, 10:29:36 PM
Good.... Gawd....
I've learned more about all of you than I ever needed to know in my life time.
I don't believe that all of you have clean penises.
And it really only takes 10 seconds out of your non busy lives, it's not like you have to walk an extra 30 feet to get to a sink. It's right next to the toilet anyways. You use your hand to flush the toilet don't you? (at least at home, work/schools might have auto) And I guarantee that ain't clean.

Do you wash your hands after you give HJ's? Or ask his to clean his dick before you blow him? No. I rest my case.

How did this become about my boyfriend now??? Da !@#$.
And this isn't about washing your penis, it's about washing your hands after you go to the bathroom.
Also, my boyfriend is actually freakishly hygenic. And I was more referring to the dirty penis people *cough*pwnage*cough*

My penis is very well-attended to. I give it more thought than anything else. It doesn't appreciate you bashing it when you really know nothing about it and it's bigger than your brain.

Also I highly doubt your snoogoly woogoly is sparkly clean either. Those are some pretty fishy areas, and I mean in that in the nicest but most honest way possible. When I take a piss it comes out in a straight stream, not messy, I don't have to sit down, I don't piss on myself....I've been a boy for about 17 years, I know what's up. You on the other hand...girls can't piss in a straight line, it scatters and they get it all over themselves and have to wipe up afterwards...maybe you should look in a mirror...nude.

It takes all of 5 seconds to wash your hands.  Why would you not?  Even if you've cleaned and polished your penis to a sparkling jewel and you execute your bowel/bladder movement with surgical precision, you've spent the entire day collecting bacteria on your hands and you have the opportunity to cleanse them.  What POSSIBLE reason can anyone give NOT to?

Quote from: Chaos on October 08, 2010, 01:08:21 AM
It takes all of 5 seconds to wash your hands.  Why would you not?  Even if you've cleaned and polished your penis to a sparkling jewel and you execute your bowel/bladder movement with surgical precision, you've spent the entire day collecting bacteria on your hands and you have the opportunity to cleanse them.  What POSSIBLE reason can anyone give NOT to?

Don't listen to Chaos and his logic. It only makes sense, not worth it.

Quote from: DarkTrinity on October 07, 2010, 10:29:36 PM
Good.... Gawd....
I've learned more about all of you than I ever needed to know in my life time.
I don't believe that all of you have clean penises.
And it really only takes 10 seconds out of your non busy lives, it's not like you have to walk an extra 30 feet to get to a sink. It's right next to the toilet anyways. You use your hand to flush the toilet don't you? (at least at home, work/schools might have auto) And I guarantee that ain't clean.

I counteract that statement with Mythbusters. They determined your bathroom is cleaner than any other room in your house because the majority of society cleans it more than any other place. But regardless, the amount of bacteria you actually take into your body doesn't necessarily matter. Regardless of whether or not you wash your hands, you still inhale more bacteria per minute by going to the bathroom then by shaking hands with someone who didn't wash their hands. Bacteria fills a bathroom so much that when you brush your teeth, feces particles enter your system as they are on your toothbrush.

Also, having tried to figure out if it was illusory correlation or not, I've decided that I actually do wash my hands when I go to the bathroom. But its because the sink and soap are there anyways and I enjoy my soft, smooth hands. Not because I'm afraid of bacteria.

Quote from: Chaos on October 08, 2010, 01:08:21 AM
It takes all of 5 seconds to wash your hands.  Why would you not?  Even if you've cleaned and polished your penis to a sparkling jewel and you execute your bowel/bladder movement with surgical precision, you've spent the entire day collecting bacteria on your hands and you have the opportunity to cleanse them.  What POSSIBLE reason can anyone give NOT to?

As far as I know, you are supposed to wash your hands for "30 seconds" to get an adequate cleanliness going on. 5 seconds just doesn't cut it Chaos.

Ps. Snoogoly Woogoly. Oh my God. Never call it that again.

Quote from: Seifer on October 08, 2010, 08:26:43 AM

Quote from: Chaos on October 08, 2010, 01:08:21 AM
It takes all of 5 seconds to wash your hands.  Why would you not?  Even if you've cleaned and polished your penis to a sparkling jewel and you execute your bowel/bladder movement with surgical precision, you've spent the entire day collecting bacteria on your hands and you have the opportunity to cleanse them.  What POSSIBLE reason can anyone give NOT to?

As far as I know, you are supposed to wash your hands for "30 seconds" to get an adequate cleanliness going on. 5 seconds just doesn't cut it Chaos.

Ps. Snoogoly Woogoly. Oh my God. Never call it that again.

As if you seemed to care.

My point is your "5 second wash" is pointless.

Washing your hands takes away water from the fish BAM!

And also PENIS!