The Spirit of Christmas

[Jake]

Dear SO community,

Santa Claus is real. There, I said it. Don't believe me? Well, your living a lie then, because I know he's real. No, I'm not saying he's a physical being that traverses down your chimney late at night (or bashes down your front door in the rare case of no chimney). He exists at a much more tangible level, and that's our hearts. He exists in you, in me, and everyone who believes in the spirit of Christmas. He exists when we do a kind act for another person, while expecting nothing in return. He exists when we choose to buy our friend a 360 instead of a Wii. he exists when we choose others over ourselves.

That is why Santa Claus exists. Let us open up our hearts to one another, and become full of his essence. As long as he exists in all of us, the spirit of Christmas will stay alive. The next time you think "I'll just buy my friend a Wii, it's cheaper and he'll have fun playing Wii resort with the new 1:1 motion sensing technology", remember the phrase WWSCD. What would Santa Claus do. He would buy your friend a 360 instead (or PS3 because it has LBP and MGS4 and KZ and stuff).

Merry Christmas!

[EpicPhailure]

Santa Claus wouldn't buy it for your friend; he'd make it for your friend.

Santa Claus makes his slave elves work 24/7.

[Jake]

Santa Claus wouldn't buy it for your friend; he'd make it for your friend.

Santa Claus makes his slave elves work 24/7.

... That would be illegal.

[EpicPhailure]

Santa is above the law.

[Chaos]

I find it ironic that you posted this the same evening I was telling you how fun Wii Sports Resort is.   :D

[Scotty]

NSFW, but bad-ass!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JIz7I5yzwQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z4OvK3Vn44&feature=related

[Pat]

Why didn't Santa give me any presents this year? :(

[yottabyte]

[11clock]

MERRY CHRISTMAZ! :D

Here is most of the stuff I have gotten. It's a whole lot.

-5 Wii games (New Super Mario Bros, Sonic Unleashed, Nights...)

-2 Nintendo DS games (Drawn to Life The Next Chapter...)

-Portable speaker for the Nintendo DS that makes the sound louder

-Lots of candy

-Mac Mini (I was surprised I got this)

-Clothes

-Nice warm socks for my trip to New York next year

-Headphones

There are a few other things that I don't remember at the moment.

[ARTgames]

man yo you get xmiss prezy in the moning.. man that no cool

[Lucifer]

Wait a god damn second, I've heard this before! YOU STOLE MY MANUSCRIPT!

Dear SO community,

The Devil is real. There, I said it. Don't believe me? Well, your living a lie then, because I know he's real. No, I'm not saying he's a physical being that traverses down your chimney late at night (or bashes down your front door in the rare case of no chimney). He exists at a much more tangible level, and that's our hearts. He exists in you, in me, and everyone who believes in the spirit of Satan. He exists when we do an evil act to another person, while expecting nothing in return. He exists when we choose to buy ourselves a 360 instead of our friends. He exists when we choose ourselves over others.

That is why the Devil exists. Let us open up our vaginas to one another, and become full of his essence. As long as he exists in all of us, the spirit of Satan will stay alive. The next time you think "I'll just buy my friend a Wii, it's cheaper and he'll have fun playing Wii resort with the new 1:1 motion sensing technology", remember the phrase WWSD. What would Satan do. He would buy your friend a dildo instead (or vibrator because it has rechargeable batteries and stuff).

Hail Satan!

[yottabyte]

Oh wow 11clock, I thought I was spoiled  :o

[Titan]

Or he might just have a large family.
I got some books, some clothes,100$, and stuff for my paintball gun.

Anyways merry christmas

[Grim_Reaper]

Sorry but to me this is just a load of f***ing BullSh*t!

[LeGuy]

I got a fancy new wireless keyboard and mouse for use with my laptop and PS3, a bluetooth headset that works with both online gaming and cell phones, various gift cards, a book, headphones, money, a stylish charging station for all your gadget-charging wallet-storing needs, a shiny silver coin, and season 5 of The Office. My brother and I also received two PS3 controllers for when friends come over and a awesome new TV stand with all the shelves you could possibly want.

Good Christmas, all in all. But the best part of Christmas is spending time with family and sitting down to appreciate a quiet moment with the ones we love. Needless to say, however, the presents do not go unnoticed.

Merry Christmas, ya'll.