Jokes

[Syco]

I haven't heard many great jokes in awhile, anybody that reads this, post the best joke you've ever heard, I would love to hear it. All the jokes I've heard lately have been a bit racy and so I don't wanna tell em because they might offend some of you... But yes, jokes jokes jokes! Make me laugh! :D

[Pat]

Your face.

[Lucifer]

I don't know many jokes... but heres a quote from a show I've been watching XD.

My father always says there are four rules to getting married. You need a woman that loves you unconditionally, a woman that will always challenge you, a woman you will want to make love to for the rest of your life, and most important of all; you have to make sure none of these woman ever meet.

[Syco]

I don't know many jokes... but heres a quote from a show I've been watching XD.

My father always says there are four rules to getting married. You need a woman that loves you unconditionally, a woman that will always challenge you, a woman you will want to make love to for the rest of your life, and most important of all; you have to make sure none of these woman ever meet.

Lol, it was alright...

Gotta say the funniest joke I've heard lately was...

What's the World Trade Center's favorite bagel?...Plane.

[Snakeman]

I don't know many jokes... but heres a quote from a show I've been watching XD.

My father always says there are four rules to getting married. You need a woman that loves you unconditionally, a woman that will always challenge you, a woman you will want to make love to for the rest of your life, and most important of all; you have to make sure none of these woman ever meet.

Lol, it was alright...

Gotta say the funniest joke I've heard lately was...

What's the World Trade Center's favorite bagel?...Plane.

Luci's joke he quoted was way funnier than that. But here's one:

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?...













She gagged.

[Mr Pwnage]

I don't know many jokes... but heres a quote from a show I've been watching XD.

My father always says there are four rules to getting married. You need a woman that loves you unconditionally, a woman that will always challenge you, a woman you will want to make love to for the rest of your life, and most important of all; you have to make sure none of these woman ever meet.

Lol, it was alright...

Gotta say the funniest joke I've heard lately was...

What's the World Trade Center's favorite bagel?...Plane.

Luci's joke he quoted was way funnier than that. But here's one:

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?...


She gagged.

Is that a reference to one of these?


I'm confused.

[Lucifer]

I lol'd, I think it's suggesting Cinderella was sucking some paynus, not that kinky shit pwnage.

[Snakeman]

I lol'd, I think it's suggesting Cinderella was sucking some paynus, not that kinky shit pwnage.

We have a winner.

[Scotty]

I don't know many jokes... but heres a quote from a show I've been watching XD.

My father always says there are four rules to getting married. You need a woman that loves you unconditionally, a woman that will always challenge you, a woman you will want to make love to for the rest of your life, and most important of all; you have to make sure none of these woman ever meet.

Lol, it was alright...

Gotta say the funniest joke I've heard lately was...

What's the World Trade Center's favorite bagel?...Plane.

Luci's joke he quoted was way funnier than that. But here's one:

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?...


She gagged.

Is that a reference to one of these?


I'm confused.

Dude, that's messed up, and don't get me wrong, I'm all into trying new things out, but seriously!  Why did you do that to your sister than take a photo of it and put it on these forums!?!  Keep that shit between your family and you, you little incestuous bastard

[Snakeman]

I don't know many jokes... but heres a quote from a show I've been watching XD.

My father always says there are four rules to getting married. You need a woman that loves you unconditionally, a woman that will always challenge you, a woman you will want to make love to for the rest of your life, and most important of all; you have to make sure none of these woman ever meet.

Lol, it was alright...

Gotta say the funniest joke I've heard lately was...

What's the World Trade Center's favorite bagel?...Plane.

Luci's joke he quoted was way funnier than that. But here's one:

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?...


She gagged.

Is that a reference to one of these?
***insert picture here, reducing post size 8D***

I'm confused.

Dude, that's messed up, and don't get me wrong, I'm all into trying new things out, but seriously!  Why did you do that to your sister than take a photo of it and put it on these forums!?!  Keep that shit between your family and you, you little incestuous bastard

I'm gonna have to agree with Scott on this one, if you think of ball gags the moment you hear the word "ball", then something isn't right here. ESPECIALLY when that ball gag is on your sister.

[Torch]

I don't know many jokes... but heres a quote from a show I've been watching XD.

My father always says there are four rules to getting married. You need a woman that loves you unconditionally, a woman that will always challenge you, a woman you will want to make love to for the rest of your life, and most important of all; you have to make sure none of these woman ever meet.

Tis' good advice.

[Josh]

Wait thats his sister? Lol thats just messed up :P

[Ciro]

Joke's on him now xD

[Mr Pwnage]

Wasn't just a ball...she was gagging on it. And it was only one, so if dick sucking was involved it would have had to have been lance armstrong or a ballgag. So I am just. And since when do you think my sister (who is still in middle school perverts) is the first result on google images for "ballgag". You know what Scotty means in French? Son of goat. Yeah...don't listen to him.

[Lucifer]

And since when do you think my sister (who is still in middle school perverts)