Boobquake

[Scotty]

If any of you heathens ruin this thread with politics or anti-boob antics, I will personally hunt you down and surgically remove your dangly bits through your nostrils.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/boobquake-determined-to-prove-cleric-wrong/story-e6frfro0-1225856787031

[Lingus]

Hah! That's awesome. I approve this. In fact, this should probably be an every day kind of thing.

[Scotty]

Hah! That's awesome. I approve this. In fact, this should probably be an every day kind of thing.

Almost makes me wish there were more idiots like this guy out there, and more women who, if they had balls, they'd be bigger than his to prove him wrong!

[Kbob32]

Boobs will be the destruction of mankind

[venuse]

earth quakes are gods orgasms from seeing womens breast :D

[Jake]

I swear to God if there is another earthquake/catastrophic event on the day that they do this, Ima be pissed.

[DarkTrinity]

Lmao, oh my god that just made my day xD
Women could overthrow men with our boobies, but really..? earthquakes...? come on now.
nucking futs

[NotoriousM4^]

Lmao, oh my god that just made my day xD
Women could overthrow men with our boobies, but really..? earthquakes...? come on now.
nucking futs

Yes, Indeed it does seem quite nuts, but after conducting some reasearch myself it turns out that these titties have quite the potential.

You see, the average breast size is about a 38C. When women move, run, walk, excercise, there breasts move with them, this is commonly recognized as the "Titty Jiggle". As the female breast jiggles it creates small seismic waves called "TW's(Titty Waves)". The larger the breast, the larger the T-Wave. These waves are miniature compressional radial waves with very similar properties that mimic that of the P-Wave. TW's travel through any type of material the must popular however is through air resulting in the spilling of beer, shattering of dishes, lack of motivation to make sandwiches, and rarely sonic booms.

However, these TW's contain an unknown property which allows them to collide with other waves without exerting any force until they are absorbed by either the ground or water, thus resulting in tsunamis or more commonly earthquakes. We call this unknown property the ETJF or the Earth Quake Titty Jiggle Factor.

People from all over the world have tried to think of ways to safely absorb these waves thus coming up with the invention of the "Bra" which is actually an acronym for Breast Radical Absorption. Although with the uprising of plastic surgery and the growing average breast size the bra has become rather ineffective at absorbing these types of waves resulting in the recent Earthquakes in Haiti, China, California, and Chile.

I have provided a diagram to promote further understanding


Titties are a Threat to National Security, the Bush Administration had sent Special Op's out to Afghanistan on Operation DDoD [Double D's of Death] in 2005, in an attempt to foil an Al-Qaeda plot to harbor women of large breast sizes in Jiggling factories with the intention to harness the destructive capabilities of the T-Waves. There has been no word on their success.

[Seifer]

I think I may just have to make sure I take some nice long strolls about the city on the 26th. Very dark Shades shall be a requirement.

[NotoriousM4^]

I think I may just have to make sure I take some nice long strolls about the city on the 26th. Very dark Shades shall be a requirement.

I hear that, Calendar is marked, Mirror Aviators are set and ready go  ;D

[Scotty]

Screw shades, just stare at 'em, and when questioned about your perversion, just call them out for lacking testicular fortitude and being superstitious with regards to the displaying of their boobs causing earthquakes.  Or do what I do all the time and say "20 Dollar?".

[Lingus]

So this is today yea? I don't really have much plans to go out today as I'm at work. Though I was at a festival yesterday and saw quite a number of large breasts in low cut shirts. As I mentioned, I think this should be (and probably is for a lot of people) an every day occurence.

[Scotty]

No earthquake yet.  I'm still crossing my fingers.

[NotoriousM4^]

Sorry females, Boobs do cause eathquakes... Check this out:

_____MAG_____DATE/TIME________LATdeg_____LONdeg__Depth____Region____________
MAP    2.8     2010/04/26 21:04:31      32.299     -115.394    10.1     BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXICO
MAP    3.0     2010/04/26 20:44:39      32.275     -115.398    16.0     BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXICO
MAP    2.6     2010/04/26 20:22:56      63.060     -150.967    126.3     CENTRAL ALASKA
MAP    3.5     2010/04/26 20:14:59      36.573     -120.366    9.4     CENTRAL CALIFORNIA
MAP    2.7     2010/04/26 19:43:47      32.414     -115.560    0.4     BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXICO
MAP    5.4     2010/04/26 17:04:50     -55.987      -27.778    97.5     SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS REGION
MAP    4.2     2010/04/26 15:47:40      14.050      -90.381    135.4     GUATEMALA
MAP    2.9     2010/04/26 14:42:57      60.061     -153.120    4.2     SOUTHERN ALASKA
MAP    2.8     2010/04/26 12:26:07      31.965     -114.989    10.0     SONORA, MEXICO
MAP    2.6     2010/04/26 12:07:52      32.325     -115.542    1.7     BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXICO
MAP    4.9     2010/04/26 11:54:35      -5.481      35.965    10.0     TANZANIA
MAP    2.6     2010/04/26 11:46:04      32.192     -115.316    3.5     BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXICO
MAP    4.4     2010/04/26 10:26:51      34.936      26.504    10.0     CRETE, GREECE
MAP    2.6     2010/04/26 09:53:55      32.516     -115.683    6.5     BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXICO
MAP    2.7     2010/04/26 09:53:19      32.307     -115.498    2.4     BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXICO
MAP    2.7     2010/04/26 09:46:38      32.657     -115.798    5.5     SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
MAP    2.6     2010/04/26 09:16:24      37.957     -122.088    11.7     SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA, CALIFORNIA
MAP    5.1     2010/04/26 08:46:32     -54.290      -22.900    10.0     SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS REGION
MAP    3.3     2010/04/26 08:45:39      62.218     -148.535    15.4     CENTRAL ALASKA
MAP    4.8     2010/04/26 08:44:30     -37.561      -73.060    32.6     BIO-BIO, CHILE
MAP    2.8     2010/04/26 08:04:43      34.403     -119.307    13.2     SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
MAP    2.7     2010/04/26 08:04:39      32.164     -115.257    10.0     BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXICO
MAP    2.5     2010/04/26 07:54:46      32.229     -115.424    0.5     BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXICO
MAP    2.9     2010/04/26 07:54:09      18.942      -64.252    27.5     VIRGIN ISLANDS REGION
MAP    3.1     2010/04/26 07:44:05      32.261     -115.426    7.0     BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXICO
MAP    2.5     2010/04/26 07:42:44      32.500     -115.794    5.5     BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXICO
MAP    3.4     2010/04/26 07:40:02      31.827     -114.893    10.0     BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXICO
MAP    2.9     2010/04/26 06:39:40      18.502      -66.610    107.6     PUERTO RICO REGION
MAP    2.6     2010/04/26 05:50:13      18.887      -64.342    41.7     VIRGIN ISLANDS REGION
MAP    4.7     2010/04/26 04:42:37     -16.587      -73.991    15.2     NEAR THE COAST OF SOUTHERN PERU
MAP    4.6     2010/04/26 04:09:48      22.197      123.645    10.0     SOUTHEAST OF TAIWAN
MAP    3.2     2010/04/26 03:44:10      38.792     -122.766    2.1     NORTHERN CALIFORNIA
MAP    3.0     2010/04/26 03:26:50      32.129     -115.217    10.0     BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXICO
MAP    6.5     2010/04/26 02:59:52      22.241      123.709    22.0     SOUTHEAST OF TAIWAN
MAP    2.5     2010/04/26 02:41:47      32.221     -115.343    0.1     BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXICO
MAP    2.5     2010/04/26 02:21:14      32.656     -115.850    3.4     SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
MAP    2.6     2010/04/26 01:06:15      32.148     -115.374    4.3     BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXICO
MAP    3.4     2010/04/26 00:26:50      19.664      -68.410    24.7     DOMINICAN REPUBLIC REGION

Source:ttp://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/quakes_all.html
3 EARTHQUAKES WITH A MAGNITUDE Greater than 5! TAKE THAT TITTIES!

[DivineLegend]

notor, check other days and i bet you that there are earthquakes everyday  that are over 5.